AssVomit

16997 pts · November 29, 2017


Or..

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pousser, s’il vous plait.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Prank’s on you, Karen!

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The X marks the treasure and the pirate marks the spot.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just rewind.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am hot, Gillian Andersson is wet, the dream is sweet.

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

First I was trying to be adult enough by not doing that. After what you said, I had to roll back and do it.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You really are into doggy style, aren’t you?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Missing banana.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The later ones, to be more specific.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For some these represent porn ad for some these are porn.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Michelle and now I love you too.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would die, becayse I’m a bit too much body positive myself.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I remember I figured that out something like 20 years later with nes emulator.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a kid with no english skills it was a nightmare. You literally whacked all the buttons and maybe one out of twenty was a lucky success.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yo mama’s nuts.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This describes perfectly why I love Imgur.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hands off that was about to be my comment too.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Her parents aren’t home?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder how long it would take if the A.I. did the same thing and would you ever know?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Same

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could be, but they look a lot like horses too.

2 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of a column ’Who Knows’ on the former MAD-magazine: Everybody knows there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but who knows there is a shoebox full of sh*t at the other end.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Actually, Finland has not officially joined yet. Now NATO and Finland have to sign the final paperwork.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally I can breathe again.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0