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Oct 14, 2025 3:38 PM
daychilde
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poopsmagoo
Thar she blows
MotoCanuck
PAIGE NO!
headbang196931415
Everything reminds me of her
debudave
The Seaward
iamyourmaster
Little man inside the boat….
Ijustwantquiet
OP's Son knew what he was doing.
neufala
You should keep that and show it to him when he announces he's gonna have a kid... hehe.
jonnywad
Save that for a bunch of years out of is sight. Then pounce on him and ask if he knows what to do with that boat....lol
ClutterMonkey
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleHl0M2dsOGU1MWs3b2Zid2wzNTNhbHk2ZnBjY3Jwb3N6c2o0cWZoeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/rVZEejvVWEbug/200w.mp4
Brunomars1
A new version of a little man in a boat.
taez555
Letstrythisonemotime
Perfect.
AssVomit
The X marks the treasure and the pirate marks the spot.
daychilde
The sea-spot? :)
BloodLoveRhetoric
JCentauri
Watch out for red tide
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Ha! As both a woman, and a floridian, who has to deal with both periods AND red tide, I found this really funny. Thank you for the laugh. ^_^
TerenceBroxterman911
What pirate?
joshuasplinth
HOLD MY FEET MEN! TIDY BOWL MAN IS GOING IN!!
FormerGloriousGuyWhoCameBack
Hey, it's all good. Not every little man in the boat is that little. Some of them are rather large. And, if I've learned anything in life is that ALL men in the boat are good, and worthy of love.
GuyleDoucheFieldReporter
YippeeKayakOB
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZTYyZGJvcWR6bmc0dHp5MTJiOWdnbTd5azVxbGh3cDhhMW9pemhxYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lszAB3TzFtRaU/200w.webp
FatboyRich
I wanna be the boy in the boat
iguanodont
Prepare to be boarded
OlemGolem
"Yarrr! Look at the salty brine between me peg legs!"
PSFE43X
Blue Waffle. Don't google it.
salunatics
itrytoonlysaypositivethings
That's from The Big Lebowski right?
BellsTheorem
Yes.
Hrafna55
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dXpjcXBocHVwZHRuODR4dzdvZTJ2cDE4Zm82OHljcDV5N2M5OTZobyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/If06XcAqynYH8QEP9S/200w.webp
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
These schools are becoming pretty creative with crafting fathers day presents
buttcheeksandwiches
lonewolfmcquaid
Something something little man in a boat.
bloodomen
I like to show off my cooking
Blakeadelic
Ah, the prequel! The Little Man ON the Boat
StunttheRunt
Most men can't find the pirate.
MasterMookie
As a man I must say I was quite surprised by a woman telling me post coitus "You're the first who found it!" we were both in our 30s... I lost some faith in humanity to say the least.
KuroFluff
Too busy swabbing their own deck.
StunttheRunt
Underrated reply. Thank you for this one.
sammyismycat
OOOOOOOOOOO KaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaYYYYY! I had to come back to upvote this.
StunttheRunt
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y2E5NjZwc3NlaWljZndhYnNhNDdkems4dmxhcGg3c3piaTh6cG9sdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xdMXeiY2iCfSQ6faTk/200w.webp
GrilledSpamNCheeze
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZDAwaXc4NHk3dXppM2lsMWZlZHp4MjJjMDFub3lkdHJ2ZTJ5d242diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GpyS1lJXJYupG/200w.webp
PureTechnicality
This is literally why the term "little man in the boat" was coined.
poorwegian
The real question is, do they even care about finding the pirate to begin with?
Hrafna55
Well I do. Can't speak for everyone though.
SocoFox
Oh I'm all about finding the pirate.
PrincessWasabi
Another one is if theyre told they haven’t found the pirate, but they thought they have been, would they get mad?
ChopOnBrother2021
Who doesn’t like digging for buried treasure?
theworldcouldbeflat
NSFW - The G-spot is more buried treasure though. The pirate in the photo is easy to find.
Hellbat666
One must first pass the Pirate, to find the treasure
theworldcouldbeflat
Well people don't seem to know that the conversation being had is the pirate is hard to find.