AskMeIfImFunAtParties

127485 pts ยท August 21, 2014


No.

Not anymore, my wife doesn't let me out of the house unchaperoned.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well... they are Olympians.

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Thanks mom.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 yeah, kinda.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Dammit Pullo!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah, gee mister Buckbeak1486.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Go to youtube if you want to watch a "Talkie", we like silent films around here.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

CUP!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Do you know who I am?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So... you keep trophies of your victims.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eleven gets her power from eating tide pods.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Scandalous!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just noticed that myself.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I smell a father-son project!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sincerely hope he got with her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I own one, that shit is dope.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...Stolen the declaration of independence, placed a bomb on a bus, invaded Poland, shot the sheriff, defeated the Time-Lords...

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That was deliberate!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You and I, we are the same.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Typical Lrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei VIII

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Dick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you take orders?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who hasn't been there?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yipeeeeeeeeeee!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My kind of surfing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The aftermath.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a good loop!

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That's fine, I wasn't planning on going outside in 2018.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0