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I probably use this DQ commercial quote once a week. Oh well, his body, I guess.
Fp edit: He wasn't overly amused with my meme at first, but he's warmed up. Thanks for proving other people think it's funny! Original commercial: https://www.ispot.tv/ad/70Uh/dairy-queen-flamethrower-cheeseburger-last-time
NASABitch
So that’s what happened to Monday
Zootsoot
This is a time where I just leave the pepto on the table with a note saying, "No, it's the hot sauce" and go to a double feature movie.
whyisallthecheesegone
Had ghost chili salsa last night, can confirm, feels like the eye of Sauron. 5/7 would eat again.
playingdead2022
Hot sauce with pizza......
TooFewGuitars
I use a lot of really hot sauces and the lower East end never seems to suffer
CrispySea94
My fiance is the same way about coffee.
elderthing24
"I'm in this meme, and I don't like it ...."
immakinmywaffles
fullbodysweater
https://youtu.be/RfTuMxf2-ps
Shenaniganz80
Its different on cold pizza
ballstotheceiling
If the pizza was cold and the sauce was in the fridge, wouldn’t it be cold sauce?
PersonaAuGratin
Dairy Queen RESPONSIBLY people!
itiscalledsource
What did they expect to happen holding it upside down
GoodGraces
Get a clue @op hubby!
GoodGraces
My ex used to eat way too much rice anytime we had rice. Then he'd hiccup for an hour. Every - damn - time!
ZaWarudoWRYYYYY
I used to love spicy food. I think fresh jalapeño is mild sauce. But lately it’s been fucking me up. Idk if I got an ulcer or something.
MrGrumpy5000
Brazilian dictum: "one who eats nails, knows the asshole one has."
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
The cold pizza counteracts the hot sauce. It's true because science.
TheObviouiator55
It may counteract heat going in, but going out....
registeredtoproveimawesome
But now he knows it's not his appendix so why not
AbsoluteThunderMuppet
What hot sauce?!?
ColonelCrabs
Recently I’ve been just drinking the rest of my Franks Red Hot when I finish my pizza... I use a whole bottle on a large dominos pizza.
Gravybutt
I do the same thing. My wife thinks I'm an idiot.
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
That lady is in a ton of commercials, I believe she's the voice of Bee in Bee and Puppycat.
jimmythehat1
you are correct
MayorMcWeed
I love DQ
TheGhostofLionelHutz
Perhaps, but once a week is wayyyy too often to use a quote from a seldom seen commercial regardless of its frozen custardy.
MayorMcWeed
True that
tywilson87
The pain is worth it!
tywilson87
In fact, going back for more rn. Fite me
thabuschwackerOG
I put hot sauce on my hot sauce
mattycakes1077
What kind of hot sauce?
pyronoia
tywilson87
mattycakes1077
Yes that is nice sauce. The new black label has a nice almost bbq sauce flavor.
Flyndaran
Me and dairy. I swear my GF has all but slapped cheese out of my hand sometimes.
BigDaddyLove
BababaMoooya1
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TapToRetry
"Are you sure you want to save this image to Pics to show grandkids?", hell yes
Wolfe65
Ive developed a high resistance to the hottest of commercial sauces. In my mouth. My butthole suffers today as day one and i fear death.
nomean
I've either learned to like that part or at least trick myself into thinking I like it to survive
Mimsey
Weakling. Gorge on the hot sauces until your WELCOME death. Then great it as a friend.
tywilson87
Don’t give up, m8.
iamthemachine
I eat chipotle all the time and i've never pooped blood...
TwoCheese
Is chipotle spicy to you?
SadBoner
I hope people don't get upset with me, but I like ranch and red hot on my pizza.
ilikeyourpics
MartialLol
Ranch + marinara = Americanara
expendableemo1
I love ranch in my pizza. I can eat any sort of pizza I just have to have ranch
YourBiologicalFatherWhoIsProud
Get out
Belaco
Only way i can stomach my school's food is hot sauce and ranch
LowFucntioningSociopath
Your toilet doesn't.
cottoncandybingo
Reds hot and blue cheese
Jaanzi
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
XAMANDER
When i was a kid i put peanut butter on my pepperoni pizza.
StarwithoutaSky
Origamurai
I think I've found my people
pokepika01
Chaotic Evil.
OneHundredPercentDone
Ranch on pizza is great!
Lulabel73
Oh I’m very upset with you!
PandaWaffleking
Alsonwhat about taco pizzas? Thems baller yo
iateanentirecakeonce
who am I to judge? I like pineapple
onecowboytoo
only with canadian bacon, or canadian bacon and pepperoni.
Cheeyoh
SomewhatSoberSometimes
Cocaine or regular?
ImAFoxButNotReally
Pineapple is awesome
stinkingyeti
Used to work at a pizza store, had half the staff convinced i was allergic to pineapple to make sure they didn't put it on my pizzas.
Ididnotknowthatwecouldchangethese
I like ranch and love pizza but it grosses me the fuck out to watch people smother a slice in it
100KushUps
Dip the crust in it though.
tangybreath
Well, you dont smother it. You just dip it like fries in ketchup.
Oxycodont
As do I. Sometimes I mix the two
onecowboytoo
Mezzetta Habanero hot sauce for the win.
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
I understand the appeal, just not too much otherwise you can't taste the pizza.
DarkAngelWarlord
I put artichoke on mine I like the taste
kittykat
I gotta go with Sriracha, but red hot could do.
theuberkevlar
Plus one for ranch, minus one for hot sauce on pizza for a net gain of zero.
SluntBiggums
What's it like being wrong?
SadBoner
+45, -22 for a net gain of 23 points
theuberkevlar
Can you view comment statistics or are you just making that up?
SadBoner
I'm looking at the total upvotes and downvotes of your comment and creating a similar reply format as a satirical play.
theuberkevlar
How do you view comment vote totals?
boratpajama
Pretty much anything savory that I eat gets a good dunk of ranch.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
My favorite thing at Mod Pizza is their blue cheese buffalo sauce chicken pizza. I *love* frank's red hot sauce!
quattroformaggix4
You are all disgusting with these nonsense pizza sauces. Napoli-sugo-garlic-herb the end.
bpetersen
I'm pretty sure these are the signs of a villian
SeaHagg360
Oh Yeah! And put some pineapple on that shit. Yum yum!
XAMANDER
Blasphemy! Begone foul creature!
adeptNYC
CodyJC
3 cheese ranch and sriracha
Incidentally
I'mma be an add real quick but next month DQ is getting Frank's Honey Hot glazed chicken strips. Fuckin love the honey BBQ so I'm excited.
Incidentally
Incidentally I'm not sure supposed to share this info but I'm fuckin stoked.
GennaSansJ
Then boy oh boy do I have the pizza for you. Jet's has a buffalo chicken ranch pizza. It's what my dreams are made of.
Ginkawa
honestly.... I would have used to think that was crazy. but now? nah. a little Sriracha and ranch is all good.
Ginkawa
sometimes the sliced Jalapenos from the jar are also good for that in place of the hot sauce.
raaadshark
Always.
DeadeicPrints
People who put hot sauce on Pizza weird me out, and I love hot stuff too.
cheekybuttcheek
Have you had pepperoni pizza dipped in ranch?
ScrooblyDoobles
I'll put taco bell fire sauce on reheated pizza. That's about it though.
barnaclebillthesailor
Try Chipotle chulula. Very good.
Combatmatt
I put sriracha on everything, pizza isn't a safe haven
missbelled
Its double-weird for some, but a good bbq pizza with some Franks red hot for dipping is, as the kids say, lit.
TehStoner
I love it on shitty frozen pizza
angrybook
I'll do it unless there is pepperoni on it. That's just a recipe for disaster and major heart burn.
drakewarnock
Depends on the toppings. I wouldn't put hot sauce on pepperoni, for example. Well that's a lie but there are better combinations for pizza.
KaJuN
I have a garlic hot sauce I use on pizza and pasta. It's amazing!
BattleaxeMacaroni
Sriracha on pepperoni pizza is really good.
PandaWaffleking
Swap sauce to bbq...have hot sauce added. With pepperoni and chicken. Maybe peppers idk its your pizza? But yeah its baller.
thesplashingblumpkins
What's wrong with chili oil? I make mine very high concentration
DrBruleSaysYes
my gf puts tapatio on everything. I came home with a pizza last night and she was like
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LivinginLuling
That’s me. But I use different hot sauces for different foods
Dingdingturkeysdone
Your girlfriend and I would get along. Tapatio is my favorite and my husband gets annoyed with how much I put on my food
DeadeicPrints
That made me laugh way too much. The gif and the idea. Yeah I was being unreasonable, but still lol.
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DeadeicPrints
That's because anything to cover up that you're eating NY pizza tastes good.
raaadshark
Nah dude. NY style pizza is the Odin of pizza.
bigdaddyfatpants
Shoots fired... Maybe from chi town?
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DeadeicPrints
I dunno, I tried not to go there often as 18 wheelers on those streets are a nightmare. I just dislike thin pizzas that are too wide.
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tywilson87
This was Domino’s pizza. We had a coupon. But in all honesty I put hot sauce on everything.
Aysling
Pizza hut or Chicago style. Won't eat anything else. Haven't visited NY, though, and I will try actual NY pizza when I get the chance.
FartsAtUrinals
What do the pineapplelers do to ya then?
TheCrappyDetective
Pineapple on pizza is not bad to those who have not tried it dont judge instead give the fish pizza guys a hard time
Psilocybinertia
So it’s a lie, stormtroopers don’t always miss
WaitWhatNope
I order my pizza without sauce or cheese... just straight pineapple and crust.
DrBruleSaysYes
Aysling
I'm pretty sure that can't be considered pizza at that point, but you do you.
WaitWhatNope
It was a joke. You people...
DeadeicPrints
Nothing because it's delicious and the main topping I use.
CliffordJohnsonMiller
That explains that. You disgust me.
DeadeicPrints
It's okay. You have shitty taste, but I won't hold that against you.
Balisarius
There's no accounting for taste pineapple dude.