Will he ever learn???

Jan 21, 2018 4:39 PM

wemustfindthelight

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I probably use this DQ commercial quote once a week. Oh well, his body, I guess.

Fp edit: He wasn't overly amused with my meme at first, but he's warmed up. Thanks for proving other people think it's funny! Original commercial: https://www.ispot.tv/ad/70Uh/dairy-queen-flamethrower-cheeseburger-last-time

So that’s what happened to Monday

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a time where I just leave the pepto on the table with a note saying, "No, it's the hot sauce" and go to a double feature movie.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had ghost chili salsa last night, can confirm, feels like the eye of Sauron. 5/7 would eat again.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hot sauce with pizza......

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use a lot of really hot sauces and the lower East end never seems to suffer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My fiance is the same way about coffee.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I'm in this meme, and I don't like it ...."

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its different on cold pizza

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the pizza was cold and the sauce was in the fridge, wouldn’t it be cold sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dairy Queen RESPONSIBLY people!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What did they expect to happen holding it upside down

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get a clue @op hubby!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex used to eat way too much rice anytime we had rice. Then he'd hiccup for an hour. Every - damn - time!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to love spicy food. I think fresh jalapeño is mild sauce. But lately it’s been fucking me up. Idk if I got an ulcer or something.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brazilian dictum: "one who eats nails, knows the asshole one has."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The cold pizza counteracts the hot sauce. It's true because science.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It may counteract heat going in, but going out....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But now he knows it's not his appendix so why not

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What hot sauce?!?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Recently I’ve been just drinking the rest of my Franks Red Hot when I finish my pizza... I use a whole bottle on a large dominos pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do the same thing. My wife thinks I'm an idiot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That lady is in a ton of commercials, I believe she's the voice of Bee in Bee and Puppycat.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

you are correct

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love DQ

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Perhaps, but once a week is wayyyy too often to use a quote from a seldom seen commercial regardless of its frozen custardy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The pain is worth it!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

In fact, going back for more rn. Fite me

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I put hot sauce on my hot sauce

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of hot sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes that is nice sauce. The new black label has a nice almost bbq sauce flavor.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me and dairy. I swear my GF has all but slapped cheese out of my hand sometimes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Are you sure you want to save this image to Pics to show grandkids?", hell yes

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Ive developed a high resistance to the hottest of commercial sauces. In my mouth. My butthole suffers today as day one and i fear death.

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

I've either learned to like that part or at least trick myself into thinking I like it to survive

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weakling. Gorge on the hot sauces until your WELCOME death. Then great it as a friend.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t give up, m8.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I eat chipotle all the time and i've never pooped blood...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is chipotle spicy to you?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope people don't get upset with me, but I like ranch and red hot on my pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 318 Dislikes 24

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Ranch + marinara = Americanara

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I love ranch in my pizza. I can eat any sort of pizza I just have to have ranch

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Get out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only way i can stomach my school's food is hot sauce and ranch

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Your toilet doesn't.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reds hot and blue cheese

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When i was a kid i put peanut butter on my pepperoni pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I've found my people

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Chaotic Evil.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ranch on pizza is great!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh I’m very upset with you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alsonwhat about taco pizzas? Thems baller yo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

who am I to judge? I like pineapple

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 11

only with canadian bacon, or canadian bacon and pepperoni.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

Cocaine or regular?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pineapple is awesome

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Used to work at a pizza store, had half the staff convinced i was allergic to pineapple to make sure they didn't put it on my pizzas.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like ranch and love pizza but it grosses me the fuck out to watch people smother a slice in it

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Dip the crust in it though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, you dont smother it. You just dip it like fries in ketchup.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As do I. Sometimes I mix the two

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Mezzetta Habanero hot sauce for the win.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand the appeal, just not too much otherwise you can't taste the pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I put artichoke on mine I like the taste

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotta go with Sriracha, but red hot could do.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Plus one for ranch, minus one for hot sauce on pizza for a net gain of zero.

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 32

What's it like being wrong?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

+45, -22 for a net gain of 23 points

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you view comment statistics or are you just making that up?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm looking at the total upvotes and downvotes of your comment and creating a similar reply format as a satirical play.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you view comment vote totals?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much anything savory that I eat gets a good dunk of ranch.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My favorite thing at Mod Pizza is their blue cheese buffalo sauce chicken pizza. I *love* frank's red hot sauce!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You are all disgusting with these nonsense pizza sauces. Napoli-sugo-garlic-herb the end.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I'm pretty sure these are the signs of a villian

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh Yeah! And put some pineapple on that shit. Yum yum!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

Blasphemy! Begone foul creature!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 cheese ranch and sriracha

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'mma be an add real quick but next month DQ is getting Frank's Honey Hot glazed chicken strips. Fuckin love the honey BBQ so I'm excited.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Incidentally I'm not sure supposed to share this info but I'm fuckin stoked.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then boy oh boy do I have the pizza for you. Jet's has a buffalo chicken ranch pizza. It's what my dreams are made of.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

honestly.... I would have used to think that was crazy. but now? nah. a little Sriracha and ranch is all good.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

sometimes the sliced Jalapenos from the jar are also good for that in place of the hot sauce.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People who put hot sauce on Pizza weird me out, and I love hot stuff too.

8 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 32

Have you had pepperoni pizza dipped in ranch?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll put taco bell fire sauce on reheated pizza. That's about it though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try Chipotle chulula. Very good.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I put sriracha on everything, pizza isn't a safe haven

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its double-weird for some, but a good bbq pizza with some Franks red hot for dipping is, as the kids say, lit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love it on shitty frozen pizza

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll do it unless there is pepperoni on it. That's just a recipe for disaster and major heart burn.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on the toppings. I wouldn't put hot sauce on pepperoni, for example. Well that's a lie but there are better combinations for pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have a garlic hot sauce I use on pizza and pasta. It's amazing!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sriracha on pepperoni pizza is really good.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Swap sauce to bbq...have hot sauce added. With pepperoni and chicken. Maybe peppers idk its your pizza? But yeah its baller.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What's wrong with chili oil? I make mine very high concentration

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my gf puts tapatio on everything. I came home with a pizza last night and she was like v

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

That’s me. But I use different hot sauces for different foods

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your girlfriend and I would get along. Tapatio is my favorite and my husband gets annoyed with how much I put on my food

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That made me laugh way too much. The gif and the idea. Yeah I was being unreasonable, but still lol.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 3, 2018 5:09 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's because anything to cover up that you're eating NY pizza tastes good.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 10

Nah dude. NY style pizza is the Odin of pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Shoots fired... Maybe from chi town?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 3, 2018 5:09 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I dunno, I tried not to go there often as 18 wheelers on those streets are a nightmare. I just dislike thin pizzas that are too wide.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 3, 2018 5:09 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

This was Domino’s pizza. We had a coupon. But in all honesty I put hot sauce on everything.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pizza hut or Chicago style. Won't eat anything else. Haven't visited NY, though, and I will try actual NY pizza when I get the chance.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What do the pineapplelers do to ya then?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Pineapple on pizza is not bad to those who have not tried it dont judge instead give the fish pizza guys a hard time

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

So it’s a lie, stormtroopers don’t always miss

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I order my pizza without sauce or cheese... just straight pineapple and crust.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure that can't be considered pizza at that point, but you do you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was a joke. You people...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nothing because it's delicious and the main topping I use.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 11

That explains that. You disgust me.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

It's okay. You have shitty taste, but I won't hold that against you.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

There's no accounting for taste pineapple dude.

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