AshRandom

35560 pts ยท August 16, 2015


Cowards live longer, but not well.

Step1: Buy a shopvac

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The answer will always be: YES

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reality: you're dead meat if you hit some chop and the wind gets under you.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

If you can afford a ten thousand dollar Halloween decoration -- FUCKING GO FOR IT DUDE!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was totally a dragon flapping its wings, awesome video!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Without fear, there are no opportunities to muster courage.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And this is why I love German people.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's drunk and it's hilarious

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the best thing I've ever seen in my life

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Hollywood plastic surgeons

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. You can afford a ton of plastic surgery.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus the 180K in plastic surgery

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plastic surgery.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have a very special bag labeled "Cursed Dice"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll let my grand kids know they're the end product of an immaculate conception

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You went berserk, awesome job

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This would fix the franchise.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Polymorphed druids

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually they're just whatever I found on google image search

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude. I said that back in 2015..... wtf

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does that have to do with a woman having a flat ass?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're afraid of being tricked into thinking that being an asshole to people will lead to having your own dog's shit crammed into your door?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's because you're a cynical cunt.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Shut the fuck up retard.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Obviously? No. There's nothing obvious about restricting that which SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Barf was half-dog

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because we wuz Ranger kangz

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Great, now I'm crying my eyes out at work

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's a big fan of DSLs apparently (dick sucking lips).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You lost me when you showed deep-bucket squats as red. That's just false.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0