ArmedOne

469 pts ยท January 6, 2016


Something about yourself!

*10 minutes into the drive to the mall* FTFY

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good Wife! All I got for my birthday was my wife telling me I was getting a BJ. I did't actually get it, she just told me I was going to.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

I have never before heard of "the girl in pink" or seen the video.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You deserve more points for that... here's one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang, that's alot easier than the way I was doing it by zooming in on Chrome. Thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about TSCR=too small can't read.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Look at the calluses on her knees. She's been on them alot.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Haha. I knew it!! I was there last summer. I got a good pic of the barrel rifling in the nose gun of that A-10.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sir, deserve more points!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

.....Ima kill you and that loud ass mothafukin barkin dog....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I would have sprayed that shit all over them

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or do they get progressively closer?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn she's fine!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She is thinking "I am feeling....very two dimensional today."

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is brilliant.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, I get it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would be alot funnier if it showed up like this in his tweets. Then we could read his reactions.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm so gonna name my son Baron.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I'd try to carry all the groceries in one go, my dad would call it the "lazy man's load

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it. +1 for you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're fired!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like when you take lots of Xanax; it gives you DRS. Don't Remember Sh!t.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, your liver will grow back.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Time travelers?!!? (lol)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Holy shit, this is awesome!! Now what will you do with it? Looks too big to be a permanent display piece.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been drinking again!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So do I. Was watching live in school; first grade. Didn't quite understand when the teachers ran from the room crying.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't like it, don't listen!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0