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Apr 27, 2016 10:37 PM
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blue78664
I almost want to do this
HedgehogMadeOfNoodles
I saw that Nessie spoon for $4 elsewhere. Dude is getting ripped off.
thatonedudethere
Drunk shopping is a thing?
immisterbrightside0488
Huh... This guy must be close by in Jersey..
poorwhitetrash
I bought a hooker drunk once.
tsaPepe
Bring this to Australiaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
DrooleKupp
Google "Loch Ness spoon" - $2 on eBay, free shipping
NutellaOffYaBooty
Dude. Fucking genius
NastyNateandthewatermelongang
Real question, can I do it from Japan?
forcefulpuspus
What if this is all photo shopped and this number is about to get a ton of heeyyyyyy's in the middle of the night
ninjadick24
I'm pretty sure amazon has something similar, one-click purchase, it's a dangerous thing to have ..... sooooo much money wasted
RonSwansonsMojo
551? New Jersey?
Iihavegas
North jersey I believe.
pineappllee
I got that Nessie ladle on Amazon for $5 or less. Y'all are gettin ripped off
Gizmodian
But... I work Saturday and Sunday... I get drunk on Mondays and Wednesdays mostly...
occasionallyalone
I like this
ccrushh
this is super old. I did this like 2 years ago and got a few automated responses and then they just never texted again
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
Plot twist: There is no spoon
KingSmudge
Why can't there be a UK version? I don't want my money anymore!
BartholomewHenryAllen
I'd be more than happy to take your money off your hands for you.
Okiegoon
Wondering if it's a bot and if I have to get the correct amount of Y's in there. What if it's 1:45am and I'm ready to shop but do 5 not 6?
Surrenadee
The initial text gets you set up, and then the texts come to you automatically, and you decide if you want to buy the thing at that point.
Moxmox
i went straight on ebay and bought a nessie spoon lol
MadMupp
I have that Nessy spoon, it cost me £1 on eBay. The texter is a piece of shit making them buy it for $15
IupvoteRHM
at 2 am either you are drunk, sleepy or having sleeping issues, your head is not working, and it's how some ugly people do get laid..
ijustwanttobesurroundedbybears
Found it on ebay! set of 3 (in ifferent colors no less) for $4. Thanks for telling me where to look :)
Surrenadee
It's drunk money. It doesn't count as much as real money. It's like drunk tax, and they signed up to pay it.
goodoldwoofers
But does it work down under?
Torgny
Where women glow and men plunder?
tiarali
Can ya hear, can ya hear the thunder?
ShitForBrainsLikeABlumpkin
How do you buy things through a random phone number?
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Looks like it sends you a link to the site
TheSpleen
The only thing that would make this better is if the spoon cost $3.50
chelsiedawn
Tree fiddy
stillborntoiletbaby
Can we get a confirmation this is legit
shaunthegreat
It says "that's it, I'm tired"
StonesCrossRoads
I tried it. I only ever got one text and it was for a Robert Pattinson lifesize cut out. I wasn't THAT drunk but I laughed.
naturalog
It is! I've used it before.
HaffaWaffle
Tried it, i cannot tell if drug dealer or robot or legit. /a/nlXGs
Caeleste
Also got a response of "that's it, Kinda tired"
Popero44
Can confirm it's real. I tried it once.
hipposeatcabbage
I just tried, not sure if it worked or not
wellnoshit
I can confirm this FP is legit on FP
CapnDonal
I just checked, it is shut down. The site is still pretty funny, though. http://www.drrrunkshopping.com/
yoginioftruth
Ahhhh, the Imgur hug of death strikes again
DianNaoChong
People using imgur to advertise for free is a real thing, yes.
Respond
It's defiantly a bot but he isn't working for me, first response: "thats all i got. but we can hang if u want" den "I'm out for now. Later"
stillborntoiletbaby
What a bot can't be a female? Fuck you and your gender roles - someone somewhere probably, unfortunately
Respond
LMFAO true. But in all honest opinion, it's the rude tone of voice that makes me believe it's a male bot
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AlwaysASlutForAliens
got an immediate message saying "that's it, kinda tired"
thealmightywalrus420
Same, then it asked if I saw the new fast and furious movie and then went to get ramen. Then a ;)
Eoko
I got the same message.
LifesAFilletOfFish
If you keep pestering them with the same message they'll talk
TydenS
Doesn't seem to be working. It's sending auto-generated texts that don't make sense.
Mushnick1006
I went to the site he/she shut it down for now..
Tatelina
Probably because the dude/dudette is being swamped with msgs due to this post.
TydenS
True. I assumed it was automated though based on the responses. Server lag possibly.
Mustymuffins
Don't try it now. He'll just politely tell you to fuck off.
ImThe1stPersonWithThisName
Works but said "that's all I got. But we can hang if u want" so I guess no product
pauljlaquack
Just tried it, it won't even send anymore. Rip
TanithRosenbaum
Give it some time. They probably got a backlog the size of Texas right now.
idontenglishsorry
thats actually really sad, he had the enthusiasm to make me buy the whole store eventually
UpsetFace
I think it was a bot
Mustymuffins
Yea me too
idontenglishsorry
it was a good one then
UpsetFace
I mean it responded in exactly the same amount of time in exactly the same way every time I messaged it from multiple numbers
WabbitCZEN
GIMME THE FUCKING 3D PRINTING COOLER.
QwertyMcGiblets
Then you could print more 3D printing coolers... what a time to be alive
Efreeti
What?
IamGrrreen
Did you even read the post?
Efreeti
Uh, yes? There's nothing about a 3D printing cooler. There's just the nessie ladle and the nick cage shirt.
IamGrrreen
IamGrrreen
Read that second line, please.
NeutralMilkHotelisOverated
But its i the first picture
MuldersSexSlave
I LOVE your username!!
Efreeti
Oh, I was for some reason assuming a picture was deleted or something, and that was what people were referring to.
ChickWithAnAttitude
Have made similar purchases while on Ambien. Well, not nearly as awesome as these. Actually. Pretty shitty Ambien purchases. Regrettable.
nonamejanie
HAHAHAHA ME TOO!
XigTek
My mother sleep walks and bakes cakes on Ambien. They weren't very good, at first. Getting better.
twofishtails
Up the dosage!
AiNotsura
I never should have connected my bank to PP, I keep buying things on Ambien ever since. ALWAYS regret. Why can't tired me buy nice things?
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Or you could disconnect your bank account from PP
SlowlySilentlyNowTheMoon
You're the only other person I know that has done this on Ambien. I used to get so many surprise Ebay packages and they mostly sucked.
abrakadumbass
ambien sex is way better than ambien shopping
hilhas1
What a rollercoaster of a story
CharlieIsAGirlsName
I am a fellow ambien shopper. Amazon Prime makes it too damn easy! I've also been known to schedule a housecleaning.
silverbean
DO NOT buy those wifi things where you press a button and kitty litter is ordered from amazon automatically.
azureraptor
I can't believe those things are real. You can get them for snickers or sugar cereal or whatever. I would be broke _and_ deadabeetus.
HimminyHeyha
+1 for deadabeetus
txronin55
Morning after the first night I took it, I awoke to find an empty Jack In The Box egg roll container on my nightstand.
twofishtails
Beats waking up with blood on your hands and no knowledge of the previous evening's experience. Every Sunday morning.
silverbean
I once woke up in a K-mart parking lot when I was 15 at 3 am with my dads car and a bag full of shampoo bottles. Ambient is fucking nuts.
SatansLeftNipple
My gf's roommate used to drive to McDonald's on Ambien and wake up the next morning with no recollection, save for an empty bag on his bed.
Everyonehasanawesomeusernameandthisisallicouldcomeupwith
I see all these people with crazy ambien stories, and it literally just knocks me the fuck out.
AgDrumma07
I am the proud owner of liquid rubber in a can thanks to the Walrus.
ConfederacyOfDunces
Very nice reference
AgDrumma07
Danke
taimbak
You shut your damn mouth. I wouldn't have my blowgun had I not been riding the A-Train.
GrumpySquid
I despise ambien, not a fun experience at all =/ I do not recommend.
BadSpellersOfTheWorldUntie
I get on Kickstarter when I'm on Ambien...yeah...I don't take those anymore...
nomentalgiant
Ambien - because I'm too old to coke anymore and I have to fucking go to work in the morning.
FsImgur
Ambien - Who baked these cookies last night? And..where's the dog?
Koshunae
Ambien - Im going to take this with a beer and feel indifferent about my straining liver.
homefriesyumyum
Ambien - I'm going to watch a TV show before passing out and completely forget about it
ArmedOne
Don't worry, your liver will grow back.
jellybeanzjellybeanz
I want that damned spoon!
PervyAesSedai
I love mine xD
DanielleHL
My father in law decided to buy two and give one to me. I don't know why.
SoSpooky
I got it for 2 dollars on Amazon.... It's not as good as it looks though can barely stand on its own never mind in a pot of boiling water
DrTacticalKeyboard
I have one, it is amazing. you can find it on amazon
boyfactory
I actually got a set of those spoons from my secret santa a few years back. a family of them. one has a melted leg now tho :(
SeanOfTheDeadd
I have like 6 they're actually pretty cheap like a dollar or two
Philomathematic
Lol, I got one for Christmas!
MadMupp
EBay dude, its literally pennies to buy, dont know where this Joker is paying $15
Imacatflushingthetoilet
that's why he's only selling it to you when you're drunk on weekend at 2am
Superchief86
I've got one. It's fantastic. The friend I always wanted.
BunnyGoesHopHop
I have that spoon, it's AMAZING.
MyOtherShipIsAPython
That's not a spoon, that's a ladle, my maaaane...
ellytheawesome
I got mine on Amazon for $3
Skippeh
There's a snapchat called samsontheladle which follows the adventures of such a spoon.
OpenInside
Also Instagram.
lovethepool
Amazon has it from Fred & Friends, which is a good company
Salpinus
How are they a good company? Too lazy to Google. Eco-friendly? And do they ship to Norway? :o
hanmyboogie
I have it and while it's adorable, the neck is too thin and doesn't really support the bottom.
outtamymind
that'll be tree fiddy
neclovekSK
Damn lochness monster!
sturmicide
So I'm the only one who thinks it is too flimsy? It is flimsy straight from the package. Flimsy.
MyOtherShipIsAPython
Doesn't look too skookum.
NotSoFatTony84
I have just purchased a 3 pack. Also a "pastasaurus" t-rex noodle spoon. Amazing time to be alive.
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Tx37
Sounds great!
Katrin931
What is that? Tell me right now. Please.
AssamLaksa
Yeees, I might just get this 3 pack! Thanks!
PintoTheBurrito
Where do acquire these items?
PintoTheBurrito
Do I*
NotSoFatTony84
The great amazon
TheSpleen
Do it!
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
MUST HAVE!!
JustHereForTheWorkStories
This is the first thing I've ever bought after seeing it on imgur. No regrets.
catwonderland
Awesome!
jellybeanzjellybeanz
Done!
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
That's hilarious
pocketflan
Hahaha. This is amazing.
Snooj
I have one too!
pocketflan
Did you just make scrambled eggs? I want some.
Snooj
This pic is from a while ago but I think it's mashed potatoes and gravy.
fricklenani
Its 2 dollars on wish.com
theREALpeanutbutterjellytime
I bought mine from wish also. Love that damn site!
NotSoFatTony84
Does the quality reflect the price or do you get decent stuff? I want to buy but I'm hesitant. Not expecting superb quality but just curious
ohnoihavetobecreative
It's a mix, they don't lie about what you are getting, it's too literal if that makes sense. Don't assume anything they don't tell you.
fricklenani
Everything I've gotten so far is well worth the buy. Take a look at the comment section. They are pretty honest. Just buy it.
MERGATROYDER
Glad I'm not the only one that knows of wish.com
fricklenani
I buy wayyyy to much shit from there.
MERGATROYDER
Yeah, I own a lot of random $1 shit. It makes quick gifts so much easier.
fricklenani
Same here. Its like an epic dollar store.
Saskquatch
This is one of the greatest business models I've ever heard of. Where do I invest?
darkhavana0512
In your alcohol
PatchDr
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shlftace
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FightMeYouFaggit
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DiggerPlease
Yeah Agree. I was softly said Damn! Like I'm in a meme.
NoNSFWFavs
Seems like a great waste of a pay check. Comment and forget
skittleKun
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Acylic
Dotted
ITryToBeEdgyAndCoolItsNotWorking
Interesting. Dot.
JulianSwayze
•°`
auntpegasus
Founder is former Buzzfeed writer Chris Baker. Site says he shut it down bc "this j-o-b was harshing my flow"
vaxine19
Just has away messages now. Some imgurian start this back up!
ImgurCelebrity
Text "Heyyyy" and they'll call you at 2 AM with a stock offer.
crackisntwack
But what if i only type 3 y's
StephenStrangeMD
This ranks up there with turtlecalls.com on the genius/insane business model
veryfarawaycountry
I had to look. "for two (2) dollars we will call anyone you want and pretend to be a turtle for up to two (2) minutes" hahaha.
StephenStrangeMD
they have a youtube channel too, I've spent way too much time listening to turtle calls, it's great
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
How do they make money?
bobbyloblaw
From you buying things?
ImgurCelebrity
Amazon referrals
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
ah, k, thx
IAmRelevantToThis
I can literally here the 'this is not that interesting and now I don't care' from your lack of vowels
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Shares in Drunk Shopping are one of the things you can get from Drunk Shopping texts
FloodingWaters
of course they are.
Squeezit
I am interested in this
qqkikilicious
srlsy?
TraitorousTrump3
But they only sell you non-voting shares.
eetsumkaus
they sell you voting shares when you're sober
chiefrunswithscissors
Why does all this info sound legit