Arkannon

4145 pts ยท November 4, 2014


Crop's looking good this year.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the guy that stands outside after your shift and reminds you not to fuck up.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, but would he complain about his lack of clearance. Wishing for more wishes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

1, 3, and 4 skew my glasses. 2 runs the risk of missing the bridge and smudging. 5 and 6 are the only true paths.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"To be fair mom, I was not playing ball in the house."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too had aspirations in art with the goal of getting laid.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've had a lot of sciatic/piriformis pain for a little more than a year now. At this point I'll take any help I can get.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't there an episode of Xena where a guard she or someone fought had a comically tiny dagger? Was this real? I cannae remember.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"And then you hurt me, and then I hurt my sister, then it's my sister's turn. And then we enter the wild card round!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll admit that it's tough to remember to switch positions. Having sex is surprisingly distracting from having good sex.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That double handed, kneeling "Look at this shit, give it back" the baby did made it for me. "LOOK at this shit mom"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay...which one is his son...this guy in red-no, walked past. Guy next to him, no. Okay, this one that grabs his arm-nah. Ahh there we go.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also I hate wearing shoes. Toe freedom.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See, if Americans take off their shoes it's to keep the carpets clean. When Asians do it it's for the exact same reason. Src: Filipino.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would hope it's just clips from his show. "YOU RUINED THE RISOTTO." "IS THAT LEFT OR RIGHT GORDON?!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man he must have gotten a lot of speeding tickets waiting for a cop that would do this for him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man that was a bittersweet cartoon.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alternatively, I think "Okay, you're -its- Christmas present" would have also been an acceptable smart ass way to respond.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man I wish human CPR involved hanging a person upside down and shaking em.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think of all the defamation lawyers he could hire with his fat sugar daddy stacks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Favorite Tara Strong Vine was the one where her son participated in a Vine voice acting hashtag and she did all the voices for him.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Walkin' Pgbbbthh, faces GaaaAAGHBBB pbtbt, and I'm home-gurkk.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought he only had one arm at first because of the cloth against the background. Then I saw the shot w both arms. Dog does good work.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From the thumbnail I thought Cox was JD, but then I clicked and yeah, this makes more sense.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Warn the folks close to you that you're in a shitty place, make your boundaries clear, take a few days off work if you can.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0