3573 pts ยท June 5, 2013
Fuk u octavian
Like in Religulous: "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate" -Sen Mark Pryor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTSCRoYyM-Y
Pretty sure thats more than 140 characters ????
Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement
What if my tomatoe was the size of a bomb and made or uranium?
So pretty much how major clothing stores design shirts (looking at you Zara)
Or monday
F
I'm more annoyed by the absolutely excessive amount of emojis
I didn't realize you can get teeth made of kryptonite
Reminds me of those one line horror stories: "I was looking in the mirror when I saw my reflection wink."
What else rhymes with diagnosis?
If one more person spells lose wrong I'm going to loose my mind
Wow! What a save! What a save! OMG! Nice shot! Savage! Savage! Whoops... No problem. Thanks! Holy cow! Savage!
A human with the same dick to body ratio would have an average penis of 18inches
Fun fact: Elephantss also have the largest penis in the animal kingdom measuring 6'5" on avg. 1/2
welcome to show biz
When you ugly but your style is fresh
(906)
Just say whats in your squanch
http://33.media.tumblr.com/423d996fa3dbbb9b469ecbcf88e40996/tumblr_ncaf83rK4z1r4gei2o3_400.gif
Googling "Three Asian Teens" will bring a much different result...
This reminds me I need to go make more bacon, be right back
How do you soak something in wood?
When you didn't study for the test and show up to the exam
Half lime: apply directly to the forehead
Wouldn't his brother have the same last name? Maybe Never Agen
Like in Religulous: "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate" -Sen Mark Pryor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTSCRoYyM-Y
Pretty sure thats more than 140 characters ????
Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement
What if my tomatoe was the size of a bomb and made or uranium?
So pretty much how major clothing stores design shirts (looking at you Zara)
Or monday
F
I'm more annoyed by the absolutely excessive amount of emojis
I didn't realize you can get teeth made of kryptonite
Reminds me of those one line horror stories: "I was looking in the mirror when I saw my reflection wink."
What else rhymes with diagnosis?
If one more person spells lose wrong I'm going to loose my mind
Wow! What a save! What a save! OMG! Nice shot! Savage! Savage! Whoops... No problem. Thanks! Holy cow! Savage!
A human with the same dick to body ratio would have an average penis of 18inches
Fun fact: Elephantss also have the largest penis in the animal kingdom measuring 6'5" on avg. 1/2
welcome to show biz
When you ugly but your style is fresh
Just say whats in your squanch
http://33.media.tumblr.com/423d996fa3dbbb9b469ecbcf88e40996/tumblr_ncaf83rK4z1r4gei2o3_400.gif
Googling "Three Asian Teens" will bring a much different result...
This reminds me I need to go make more bacon, be right back
How do you soak something in wood?
When you didn't study for the test and show up to the exam
Half lime: apply directly to the forehead
Wouldn't his brother have the same last name? Maybe Never Agen