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VagisilToothpaste
I feel like I'm in the minority here...I think people look ridiculously stupid when they sleep. Never cute.
DickGarden
#42 well no shit hes a fucking dog...
Madigan88
#35 I've reached those relationship goals
Jakamo
People Who Type Like This Make Me Support Eugenics.
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
sorry but if your girl is that convinced you have side chicks, she's somebody's side chick
JCrashB
#1: Fart.
pinecone
Oo, extra warmth!
fantasticjack
#36 this is us and its awesome.
iamdanman
ThisIsImpressive
#7 is clearly a joke because they said your instead of you're
ohforf
I thought the joke = failing language nazi used lower case 'I'. Maybe it's a multi layered joke?
RetaliatoryAnticipation
I heard that European avocados don't shave their pits.
Sauroctonus
That hoodie is blue.
Ryan10Walton
#33 so someone cheating is like stealing a nacho chip out of the other persons mouth
Thirstraffe
Pretty much
JohnPetersYKnowTheFarmer
#24 1 bed, 2 duvets. It's life changing.
VagisilToothpaste
Or two separate rooms. I could never sleep in the same bed or room with someone else. I'm far too violent of a sleeper.
dustwindbun
My bf is a HORRIBLE BLANKET THEFTER & this works great. Should ask him to get a spare for his place (LDR, can't just bring it on the plane)
0ldGregg
#7 commenting on someone else's grammar when they didn't even use a question mark.
Gamemaster64
#1
midnightbiscuit
If rubbing permafrost on your crotch is wrong, man, I don't want to be right.
HaulinOats
Don't let em pick your pocket!
MacClay
#10 is her giving her man permission to fuck around. And she also posted it on the internet, making it legally binding. That's how it works.
CertifiedGirlyBits
#43.. who is that kid??? Why have I seen him in multiple memes?
WHEEEitstheUpvoteFairy
I love it when my girlfriend steals my hoodies. Yeah, I might be cold for a bit, but when I see her wearing it, it makes me feel super happy
BaconXXXtraCrispy
@biggiesmallz13 <3
mistisunshine
I grew up with the girl in #46 in the all white dress. How crazy to see her here!
MRBase
I will never understand why my girlfriend can't just let me sleep and just go do something besides waking me up
babymurlocs
Is it not common to leave people alone/let them sleep? I just go and play video games or listen to music until he wakes up
MRBase
I don't think it is, both my ex and my current gf would wake me up because they'd get bored just laying in bed
babymurlocs
Goodness, I'm sorry friend. If roles were reversed he would lose and appendage if he woke me up
iReleaseEndorphins
I hate the word "Bae".
VagisilToothpaste
Same.
JoshHVandy
I scrolled through this whole thing for the avacado picture. My girlfriend loves them.
Ashpond
pizzaparty
Username checks out.
rocketturttle
#10 :D
Kangadilla
#1. The groin area is much warmer, just sayin...
Beakyy
Do you want athletes crotch? Because that's how you get athletes crotch
VagisilToothpaste
Chick must have some gnarly feet then.
DoctorDelta
[Loneliness Intensifies]
HelpMyHairIsOnFire1
PizzaSlutForever
Don't feel lonely ... just think, I'm #46 ... ;o)
Thirstraffe
Sending_virtual_hug.gif
5D85DA
CephalopodLodge4
We can be lonely together!
DoctorDelta
I'm not sure I should trust someone who has gone though 4 accounts ;)
CephalopodLodge4
Hey i may have had four accounts, but they were all for the same "OP is a faggot" joke
BonkyMcSignFace
Then stop being a fucking loser and go meet someone you fucking loser
TeeMee123
ur a fucking loser telling lonely people they're losers
BonkyMcSignFace
Found a loser who doesn't know how to meet anyone. Stay safe behind your keyboard, you greasy neckbeard, lol
Laminatedweasel
This was the saddest loneliest comment of them all. Don't be so angry man, I'll play some games with ya if you want.
Udidntcnething
#3 that jacket is blue, not grey.
unbelievablejustletmein
Definitely gray.
pugdogg55
My girlfriend is colorblind and sees most shades of blue as gray. Perhaps you're the same way?
Faulancer
It's blue! Did we found another one of these?
DJThuglifeSupreme
Guess he's in the clear then
AwkwardKeming
Also hoodies aren't jackets.
crazydiamondmlp
All hoodies are jackets, but not all jackets are hoodies.
srslydude
I call my hoodie a jacket, just cause that's what it looks like
MoistenedPenguin
#14 those caps are making me so annoyed.
DumberBlonde
Yes, I Couldn't Get Past That Either.
CommanderStrax
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superseriouscomments
Genau! Es reicht völlig aus Substantive groß zu schreiben!
Inappr0priate
ArkMantony
I'm more annoyed by the absolutely excessive amount of emojis
Gamemaster64
Does It Really Make You That Annoyed?
SpongebobReferences
DoEs iT rEaLlY mAkE yOu ThAt AnNoYeD?
ASurpriseToBeSureButAWelcome0ne
MoistenedPenguin
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Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
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Kaitou
THosE cAPs arE mAKinG ME sO aNnoYEd
sashkhe
This is fine
MoistenedPenguin
Lmao +1
Ruhig
TITLE CASE FOR EVERYTHING! Because everything I say is FUCKING CRITICALLY IMPORTANT FOR EVERYONE.
MoistenedPenguin
Never heard "title case", where are you from??
imgurcommocrugmi
I think it's called title case everywhere, because it's the case used in titles, because they're proper nouns.
theLimerickGuy
Title Case Doesn't Just Mean Uppercase. Title Case is When Every Word is Capitalized Except Prepositions and Shit. <- Example
Ruhig
....Canada?
MoistenedPenguin
Cool, was just curious since I assumed it was a regional thing (:
AGloomyYou
God I'm glad I'm single
VagisilToothpaste
Til my dying breath! I cannot fathom why on earth people would want relationships. Doesn't sound fun/appealing. Not at all.
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
Have you tried switching to crest?
AGloomyYou
Me too, no sexual attraction to speak of. Maybe one day I'll run into "the one" but I highly doubt it
VagisilToothpaste
I don't lack sexual attraction or a sex drive. I have far too much of those things. I just HATE the idea of relationships. Like to me /1
VagisilToothpaste
they are a total waste of time and money...which could both be better spent doing fun/more appealing stuff than trying to /2
VagisilToothpaste
woo/constantly impress someone else, and go on repetitive and expensive dates. I like my hobbies and free time FAR more than people. /end