Arenvalde

143 pts · January 21, 2015


Like Dr. B. Gee, who's excellent at making sure his patients Stay Alive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her name is just a happy coincidence. :-P

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's an easy-tear one. You can just rip it on your own, or it will fall apart by itself. 0.o

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it's impossible to pack that safely, walk it there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

If I ship something, if I wouldn't throw it on the ground, jump on it, and then kick it 10 feet into a wall, it's not packed well enough 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

If you've never been a driver- any kind of driver- you can shut up. Do you say the same thing about desk jobs, too? Such fun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couriers get paid piece. Like, under $2 per delivery. And they're contractors.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was a sorter, I could have landed a box like that in any spot in the mail crate from 50 feet away. Dude couldn't hit the porch.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

N00b. Should have been able to land it perfectly on the porch, nice, throwable box like that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Omg, +1 for Veggie Tales!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

CA-NA-DA, FUCK YEAH! AND WE'LL APOLOGIZE IF YOU'RE LOOKING MAD, BRO!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In my head cannon, the group term for nerfs is "freef". So it's more likely Han is "freef haulin'".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TMW you think of a funny meme idea, but the first comment is funnier.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I wanna know if you think about me when you fiddle with yourself."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Do I ever pop into your head while you practice?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called a "meganagrabber".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do crafts ON drugs! Especially fun is to get a big pile of stuffed animals, cut them up, and then sew together new animals!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

One of those "sources" was literally just a wiki like to "Thought Police".

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fixed in a patch with an api.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He says it's small, but without a banana, how can I tell?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then Deadpool kills them all.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Some of us already do. Fun fact: there's no way to lick an elbow tip sensually. It's the least erogenous zone on the human body. Try and see

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of shit that happens to a friend of mine. A fence once jumped across 2 lanes and landed on her.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because mallow is a word that refers to a kind of plant. Marshmallows were originally made from a mallow that grew in marshes. Marshmallows.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah say, ah say! This has spocked mah int'rest!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-196° to be precise.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Superconductive magnets are SO COOL!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'll just put this over here... with the rest of the upvotes."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the wife was considered as much a person as the guy, dude would have been mad at HER, not him. But she's just a poor, helpless woman.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moral: monogamous people can be petty and bitter and military minds are often sociopathic and self-righteous? Also, wives are property.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0