Apron

22578 pts · August 30, 2012


Yes, yes, I am indeed Jennifer Lawrence.

*jaws theme music playing*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Jedi-Dick" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fite fite fite

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

+1 for the self-esteem booster.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not even if it had shit on it?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's with all the "Oh my!" comments? Legitimately want to know.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only one blessing

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WHAT ABOUT THE COLUMNS IN LIBYA???

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Am I wrong for thinking that the comic about Albert was really about his father leaving him?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP is Kanye West.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like more of our politicians should study more history.

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

The trick is to never sign out.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For cisgender.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In basic terms, when your personal identity as a specific gender matches with your sex assigned during your birth.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Another welcome mat.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WHY AM I STRANGELY TURNED ON

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#whatchagonnado

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oops, used the wrong napkin.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

This napkin kinda smells funny. Check it out ...

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

@NotACop says tell him more.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anytime is a good time to fly a kite. *hugs*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also commenting for later use.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, I laughed.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Has McDonalds responded?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd sit alone, and watch your light. My only friend, through teenage lights ...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hm ... sounds like rolling papers to me.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you guys accept credit cards, I can keep it in my butt.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I'm not a waiter. I'm Walter"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0