AnonymousFlyingSquirrel

19565 pts ยท February 9, 2016


Knew of a new nurse that got hired into the hospital my mom worked at. When she got to her unit she told her preceptor she couldn't work on men because of her religion... she did not remain employed at the hospital.

1 hour ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I took one after I scrambled my eggs in a motorcycle accident, was in a coma for 3 days, scored a 6 on the Glascow coma scale, and spent like 6 weeks in the hospital. I kept all my cognitive function (yay helmets!), but it's pretty telling when you have to take a test 3 times when someone who bashed their head into the concrete took it once.

4 hours ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Is it weird that this guy gives me a little uncanny valley? Like he's a people (probably) so he shouldn't, but all his facial expressions are just wild lol

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had an Aussie who was the sweetest goober known to man. Like he used to cuddle up with our alpacas and share snacks with them, let kids use him as a jungle gym, etc. Never showed one bit of aggression to people or other animals... except my friend's abusive step-dad and my grandmother (who was a terrible person). He growled and bared his teeth at the step-dad and would not let my grandma touch him at all and would herd people away from her at family events. He was the best boy.

2 weeks ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

You're good, dude. We all make mistakes and its nice to see someone admit theirs. No harm done.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're very clearly moving. Unless you think the bus on the passenger side is going forward and reversing beside them... And also the vehicles behind... and tree line is shifting all by its lonesome.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

None of those kids are properly secured in that car. The two littles in the back need boosters so that the shoulder strap isn't too high and on their necks. So the girl in the front is going to bash her face into the dash/airbag and the two in the back are going to have all the force of the crash focused on their necks... But dad is distracted driving to get likes on social media, so that's fun.

3 weeks ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 7

I stand corrected about the og pic being real. It appears to actually be a tern chick, not a seagull.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's really not. The beak/facial structure is not the same. The Pic you posted looks like one of those little felt animal things people make. It has the exact same pose in both photos. These are as new born as gulls get

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not a seagull (nor do I think it's real at all, actually). These are baby gulls

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like the bridal bouquet throw to see who will get married next, but it's a funeral (so whose partner will die next).

4 weeks ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 0

Saw a bobcat while hunting a few years back. He was just a ghost through the woods and came within like 10ft of my stick blind. Didn't make a single sound. So cool.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Which is exactly why STDs run rampant in retirement homes. *shudders*

1 month ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Yes. You'd both catch a felony for straw purchasing a firearm for a prohibited person. If you are a prohibited person that can be a number of charges depending on where you live, what kind of firearm, and where it was found on you (having it concealed on your person is a whole other charge, for example)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The coin thing is called a challenge coin and is a military tradition started in WW1 and has been adopted by lots of law enforcement/emergency services/government officials. I googled what HIS challenge coins look like though and the couple different versions he has are really dumb and/or racist. Had one showing a border patrol agent on horseback using the reins to whip a black person. So there's that.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

E: a predatory song bird that impales its prey on sharp objects

1 month ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

AI slop

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

My favorite from my hometown area is that we call the big sliding glass doors that go outside "door walls." Was in the army for a long time so was around people from all over and that was the one that always made people the most confused or angry, lmao.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you want innocent people to freeze to death, not get needed medical attention, AND for the medical professionals to lose their licensure? That sounds super effective against a government sending goons to terrorize and murder people. Doing their jobs for them, that'll show 'em.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

...so you want to "non-violent" protest by freezing innocent people to death during a polar vortex and not allowing them to recieve medical care...?

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It's yote breeding season currently. Watch your animals as the males can get extra aggressive and confrontational during this time.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...or an alligator down in the Everglades is getting turned on.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That fawn is like the size of a 2 month old. They should at least like 6 months old by the time it starts snowing and around 60lbs in northern regions. Super late born fawns might have the lightest hint of spots still and have a redder coat by fall, but they rarely survive a cold winter. By the time the rut kicks in around late October, whitetail babies need to be fully independent and able to survive on their own.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That or someone will say something even remotely part of the lyrics and it immediately starts playing in my head lol

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 currently So What Cha Want by the Beasie Boys.... 4 days... only the the what cha want part. Nothing else

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I used to like RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE until they got all political...

2 months ago | Likes 465 Dislikes 5

Stupid rain washed out all my road salt and now everything is freezing again so my driveway will be a fun ice rink to walk on in the morning. Thanks lake effect and global warming

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie, saw the thumbnail and thought you were being a dilophosaurus. Though I suppose you could still lift it up like in the first Pic and hiss at people if you want lmao. Nice work!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or, you know, maybe someone is reading a kids' book because they can't read at a higher level yet and are trying to better themselves. Don't be a judgemental twat and let people enjoy stuff and get better at things. It's like making fun of a fat person at the gym. Be good to each other.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0