Glitter bats is cute

Jan 28, 2026 3:53 PM

I don't want wanna shit on Minnesota right now but referring to doing donuts as whipping shittys is unhinged

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You guys don’t call them “electrical discharged minibeast” ? Weird.

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Glow bugs

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I'm from the west coast, I remember the first time I was on the east coast (Philadelphia) and I was wondering why people had christmas lights in their bushes in July. I had heard of fireflies, but didn't know they kind of just hovered there.

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And here's me thinking it's lightning bugs vs fireflies, not lighting bugs /s

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Now let's go to England and talk about all the different ways to say things like, "Geez, the cops took my bottle of water and it made me very upset. I think that he's a bad person for it, and I would like to find ways to take action."

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Tag sale.

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See also: steamed hams

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My favorite from my hometown area is that we call the big sliding glass doors that go outside "door walls." Was in the army for a long time so was around people from all over and that was the one that always made people the most confused or angry, lmao.

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*lightning bugs

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My favorite is being from the south and referring to all sodas as “coke”

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I'm up here in MI calling it soda and getting looked at like a crazy person. Everyone calls it Pop.

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English people have 100 different names for the remote control.

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Glitter bats it is then

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I had a conversation on Imgur who said people in Portugal ate food off the table. I said no, they insisted, I looked everywhere, could not find it, they point out a small village in a small island off Portugal where there is a festival once a year where this happens. Turns out it was true. But still, other than that small village in that small island, they don't eat food off the table, as the person was trying to warn others who wanted to do tourism in Portugal.

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In Vermont we call soft serve ice cream a “creemee”. I don’t think that’s used anywhere else. I live in Maine now, but all of my favorite memories of youth were at a Creemee Stand.

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I've heard that before, but I grew up further down the Connecticut, so probably just heard it from a Vermonter.

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I can't believe no one has linked to this yet: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/upshot/dialect-quiz-map.html

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Need to log in. Do you have a copy somewhere?

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Huh, I don't pay for the NYT and it let's me see it. I think you might only need an account but not a paid one?

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It's weird but when you read a lot you pick up coloquilisms from different places and time periods.

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Or you make friends around the country and the world, you take back some of their variants, they take some of your’s, it’s just a big ol’ mixing pot of language.

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Wait so... we can call them glitter bats?

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Lightning Bugs, not Lighting!

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It's bunny hug all over again

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In Norway they have several names. One of them is Saint John's Worm. Do as you please with that information.

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It still confuses me that some places call all pop/soda "coke". Like you'd say "Can I have a coke?" and the person would go "what kind of coke?" and you could be like "Ginger ale." Cause like, coke is a specific type of drink. So if you wanted an actual coke, would it go, "What kind of coke?" "Coke."?

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Like how the people of Akron call the area between the sidewalk and street the devil’s strip, which is a term we should all adopt.

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Damn it! I was just going to post devil strip to see if anyone noticed.

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Well it is Akron, who knows what happens on that strip of grass…

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Hey I'm from Akron. That's a just us thing?

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Yep

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The New York Times had a US dialect quiz at one point, and apparently the term I grew up using for "yard/garage sale" is very specific. A couple of different names for "Cabbage/Mischief Night" can also be really specific.

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We called the night before Halloween, Gate Night. You were allowed very minor vandalism, such as soaping cars. This was 65 years ago.

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Same, except for me it was calling medians 'neutral zone's

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Who dat?

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What term was that? For yard sale.

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Tag sale. I don't know if it's rare in general or just rare for western New England.

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Well, i've never heard it before.

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I'm using glitter bats

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.. who the fuck calls them glitter bats

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That little town with just 200 peop-did you not read the post??

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And that guy over there? Yeah, him, dragging the opossum carcass. That's Simple Billy, and he calls them flashy bums, but we exclude him from the census for obvious reasons.

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"flashybums georg is an outlier and should not have been counted."

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Typical flashy bum erasure.

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hahahaha. Funny in context, and even funnier if you said it out of context

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That's the most accurate of their names, oddly.

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In Finland they're called glow worm (kiiltomato).

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So they eat your tomatoes or something??

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Same as in Germany (Glühwürmchen), although the 'chen' is a diminutive suffix, so to be more precise, they are called "little glow worms" around here.

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Not tulikärpänen?

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I now think Finland has killer tomatos.

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Glow worms are something different, aren't they? Some kind of larva? Lightning bugs are flying beetles, and they flash rather than just glow steadily.

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Females of the Northern European type are wingless & look worm-like. In Danish they're "St John's worms", probably because they used to be common around midsummer.

The NZ glow worm is a larva.

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Awesome! Thanks!

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