AngusThermopyle

8532 pts ยท November 6, 2013


This is me (the dog cushion) http://imgur.com/LQfwkuh I work in a cubicle. Imgur is my workday joy.

Gotta wonder how many dump trucks are leaving full due to bunker renovations.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Mmmm, 40K a year. I'm not wallowing in despair, it's malaise.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

prop the oven door open with a folded dish towel for air circulation & set temp to 120 Freedoms. This is why on my third gas oven igniter.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19: no I need Sir Attenborough's voice to lull me to sleep and to soothe when my wife coughs. Related, his voice calms any murderous urges.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like how my town rolls: zombieburgershakelab.com It's maybe an annual treat as I like living without statins and arterial stents.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, carp.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRN!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bangs, godsdamnit, pay attention. They like that. Also, fuck I am so fucking married. Sleep is everything, we love our little cockblockers.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

The paper towel is for the cloaca-fresh dump it's about to unleash on that counter.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Excellent work, s'ma'am'er.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sulcata tortoise says you are out of TP. They're the third largest tortoise species, adorable when little and $20-ish less than my redfoot.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna work the straw

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

desire to know more intensifies.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've heard kookaburra laughs in the old gum tree. merry, merry king of the bush is he. laugh, kookaburra, laugh, kookaburra, something...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad I went with a redfoot instead of the sulcatta tortoise. Also, a cattle rancher made a cross out of feed and believers were much "Ooh!"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

South Union Bakery ciabatta is my bread of my breads. Nice hearty crust, not the above foppish smooshery.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sobs in Iowan.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Farm Truck's bed is full of gofast.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red Dwarf fan approved.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He Who Freaks Between the Rows.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like the cut of your triangular forward sail, sir.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looked like a hollow center and support only provided by the outer section of trunk that collapsed when cut through. Dat xylem & phloem, yo!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry, what color? I asked, Americanly.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 and 9, I feel eat without consequences could be a trap. Like starving to death after eating all I can cram.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an inanimate length of canvas and rubber used in making boats. Not alive, not swimming, just flappity-flapflapping in the dam current.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

White claw: flavorless wizard

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zorak uses 100% of the cricket. 0 waste.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great show. Gimme moar!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0