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Sep 18, 2019 7:23 AM
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RedLemonSlice
#1 This is the NRA-approved ending
michaelfire
And the one breaking all the laws, torturing, killing was Bond. https://www.humanrightsfirst.org/senate-report-cia-torture
DnDInsanity
"Based on". You can fuck right off with that "based off of" shit.
gilliamv
randelung
#9 eating a lemon just to send a message.
goflyblind
#9: WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
#14 Do you want we should use the rope, the candlestick, or the wrench?
magicrhombus
#4
CtrlAltJesse
Definitely +1
greach
What if I was rejected from hogwarts? Oh right... makes me a bard
TheMeatClownCometh
It’s true about halloween. Here in Germany we don’t celebrate it, and we basically go straight from Adolf Hitler day to christmas. Insane!
AngusThermopyle
White claw: flavorless wizard
ClimateChangeIsAlreadyKillingYou
As a German I never came into Erklärungsnot due to our vocabulary.
TheyCallMeMISTERCheeseBags
As a GLL, thanks for that journey of discovery of what Erklärungsnot is!
ThatsNotMickeyMouseThatsJustTitDirt
Facebook tier
Sirsir94
Dogs name is Zest, great touch
jarod1701
Leslie Jones couldn‘t conceivably portray James Bond.
tocfanke4
I miss Thanksgiving. It used to be its own holiday and held the line against Christmas creep. RIP Thanksgiving.
metalfoto
AStupidWeeb
ReverseTrapTsukasa
#2 With the previous Bonds present through the movie so you think it's one of them. They do "The Man Who Knew Too Little" routine.
kaidabear
Man I wish the Halloween one was still true. I saw Christmas stuff out a few weeks ago at a local dollar store.
Freightshaker
Same here, at Costco yesterday.
unvalidusername
#1
turomar
#10 you are a kansas person
HappyHighway
There are hills in Kansas.
turomar
fine, nebraska? whichever flyover state is all flat and has nothing in it.
AknottheMangalore
Ok Bond is a person 007 is the designation. You can have 007 be anyone or anything but James Bond is James Bond with a history etc.
Kodaxmax
This is why no one invites you to the cinema.
rodrigosanchez
I wouldn't hang out with anyone who used the word cinema. That's the person who would put milk in a bowl prior to cereal.
Kodaxmax
im never sure if need to put /s or not.
fearlessfloyd
The comment on the cheetah one was too funny.
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
You’re right. Someone call the fun police at once!
Sirsir94
#4 Thanksgiving couldn't hold the line, and Halloween is slowly dying via loss of interest in the actual event.
pandro
adults love the excuse to dress up and have parties, so I don't think it's dying per se. kids don't go door to door anymore. H'ween grew up.
ProgeriaProstitutes
Its growing in mainland Europe though
theknitter1337
Says you! My family has been getting spooky since the 5th of July!
Sirsir94
That's good to hear. Are they going to hand out candy?
theknitter1337
Possibly, I'm taking the kids Trick-or-Treating.
BlueCanaryInTheOutletByTheLightSwitch
All right I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
SqueezitTheClown
I’d rather become the lemon kingpin and have that fabulous yellow suit and a guard dog named Zest.
DarkRev
How so you give the lemons back? Forcefully insert them into a twat?
ChromeBadger
You hire a team of scientists to make combustible lemons, then go burn life's house down.
DarkRev
You win
Jartkill
I always say, “When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes”
StewedTomaters
TwoFlower68
Get even
n3ckr0mantic
I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
tesseract4d2
Make life RUE the day it decided it could give *Cave Johnson* LEMONS.
Phlynch
Make Life rue the day it though it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who's gonna burn your house down.
Slydevil13
WITH THE LEMONS
ControversoalTwinky
With the lemon ?
jb32647
With the lemons!
GuyFromDeathValley
I'll have my people engineer a combustible lemon!
MrToday
I dated this girl who (surprise) had a messy room. I would walk in, walk out and ask if forensics had cleared the crime scene.
pattyymac
Wow, that was a surprise. I didn't see that twist at all!
MrToday
She was not amused.
MyDadWentToTheStoreAndNeverCameHome
Is she single?
Sloppydrunkcatlady
I have a messy room and would find that comment hilarious
puppyfart
Have you ever watched a girl get ready for anything? We start with a clean room then end up with clothes everywhere
Dyslexicbirch
You maybe I dont own many things my husbands and kids clothes are fucking everywhere
tugboatcaptain
I feel this in my soul. Trying to clean, none of this shit is mine! Fuck you guys I'm throwing it all out.
puppyfart
Wait why do you have a boyfriend if you’re married?! ;)
Zyggie
Dated, past tense, not am dating.
DarkRev
Why don't you?
DnDInsanity
She could be polyamorous.
Dyslexicbirch
...
puppyfart
He was talking about some girl he dated. Not a married woman
alwaysupvotefuturama
#8 it's derived from city gates which were closed at night during medieval times, so you had to stay outside with bandits and beasts.
PedanticGonkDroid
Right, like in Ocarina when you hit Hyrule Field for the first time and the day is JUST long enough to make it to Castle Town as long as >
PedanticGonkDroid
> you know exactly where you're going and you book it. Otherwise, skeletons to you.
ArcVendson
I don't understand the attention long german words get - mostly it's just that we combine 3 distinct words without using a hypen. Like 1/2
ArcVendson
"Tor" "Schluss" and "Panik" literally could be translated into "gate" "closing" and "panic"...
mcshady
Now do gemutlichkeit.
bronx72a
Yes but the choice of those particular three words is so perfect for the thought... it’s like a poem.
MichaeIScott
Precisely
WhichIsIt
That’s what it says, yes
ArcVendson
Yeah, well that's the point. We (mostly) don't have silly long-ass words, only efficient and self-describing word combinations.
WhichIsIt
Is there a word for that?
elucca
I think turning it into a compound word makes it more of a definite thing. We also do those in Finnish, and it's like if there's a common..
elucca
..compound word for a thing its existence as a concept is kind of solidified.
alwaysupvotefuturama
If those words are around long enough, they gain meaning beyond their sub-words. That's the appeal I guess.
ArcVendson
Thanks, never thought about that. Get it now.
TheResentfulTeddyBear
Technically the wizards in Harry Potter are sorcerers. Wizards in D&D have no latent magical abilities.
b00msicle
FireRoastedFire
No, wizards learn and master magic. Some have it, others learn how to get it. Also, Hermione. Or any muggle.
fingobaggins
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CatDadBod
RedJacketHero
At first, but they start putting levels into wizard early on because it's easier to study spells than just figure them out on your own.
BecauseCanadian
Wizards have to study and learn their magic. I believe D&D ones have to be attuned to magic first. HP wizzes match closer to D&D wizzes
bedframe
What about that one guy who was doing wandless magic?
HackerJacker
Items are irrelevant, it's either raw nature or knowledge
Leetri
That makes Dr Strange, the sorcerer, a D&D wizard cause he learnt it through study.
BecauseCanadian
Yes
chichiniya
Tony stark was right the whole time
AuralOcean
The proper way to obtain magic. Through study.
aPokal
That's what i had if a system makes this distinction. Wizard implies it's a learnable skill. Sorcerer implies there needs to be some innate
aPokal
uncommon ability. I don't mean like some can sing and some can't. If both are there Sorcerer should be described as genius wizards.
SavageDrums
And Scarlet Witch is a sorcerer...
Kodaxmax
wasn't she experimented on in the MCU, as sony still owns mutants.?
SavageDrums
It's intentionally vague. But Fox owns mutants, and Disney now owns Fox.
Phlynch
MCU Scarlet Witch got her powers from Mind Stone experiments. She's a warlock. Loki would be the sorcerer.
BecauseCanadian
X-man Scarlet Witch, yes
AVoiceOfReason
Seems arbitrary to me, like trying to define dragon. Its fiction and most people, including the author of Harry Potter, use whatever.
FarkasMacTavish
No more arbitrary than distinguishing fighter from barbarian.
AVoiceOfReason
Agreed. They're mostly arbitrary.
EhIsForCanehdians
In the context of dungeons and dragons, there is a clear distinction.
AVoiceOfReason
Harry Potter isn't D&D. And D&D doesn't define what the rest of us use in literature or whatever. D&D has its own rules. Still arbitrary.
PedanticGonkDroid
Nobody's petitioning Rowling to change every use of the word wizard. We have fun getting into technical details of dumb shit.
AVoiceOfReason
It's not technical. It's D&D. No one cares except for D&D people.
TheResentfulTeddyBear
Except this is a post about D&D and was sparked by a topic in the post comparing Harry Potter and D&D.
AVoiceOfReason
That doesn't mean I'm wrong at all.
EhIsForCanehdians
But its comparing Harry Potter to D&D
AVoiceOfReason
So?
Tyrael918
Sounds like Harry Potter wizards are either arcanists or ultimate magus from D&D. Because they need to study and have latent talent.
override367
Sorcerer's need to practice and use a focus otherwise the most they'll be doing is accidentally shitting fire or throwing a few cantrips
Tyrael918
But they don't have arcane words, I thought they could get around the focus if they could wrap their minds around the concept of the 1/2
Tyrael918
Magic in their blood 2/2
override367
D&D sorcerers have to use verbal spell components and use a focus or material components just like wizards, unless metamagic is used
Tyrael918
I thought the words just kinda came to them as they channeled their dragon/fey/outsider blood. And yeah, metamagic is what they are 1/2
Tyrael918
I'd also be curious to ask which version of D&D we are discussing, because classes and races have progressed since their creation.
LtKifKroker
I would disagree as sorcerers never go to school to learn, 100% of their skills are innate and require no book learnin'.
HackerJacker
Not always true, they still need to learn how to wield that power properly.
override367
That's not true, a sorcerer player character has basic combat training and has to have drilled their spells to the point that they can -
override367
fire off the complicated somatic and verbal components while literally dodging sword blows
override367
a sorcerer's magical practice is more like how it works for most anime protagonists compared to a wizard's test-cramming
BecauseCanadian
I agree with you
toSlayWithPen
They still have to learn to harness and direct their powers though. They don’t gain power through study, but they can channel it.
override367
a sorcerer practicing magic is literally them practicing bending the weave of magic to their desires, a wizard has to do lots of math
girouxsniper
What are the defining traits differentiating sorcerers from wizards?
TheUnderLurker
I thought that wizards could only do magic by using existing spells, which they learn, and sorcerers can tap into the raw power of magic 1/2
TheUnderLurker
and can create new spells. According to most books they are the 7th son of the 7th son of a wizard, and are bringers of chaos. 2/2
ASingh12345
Sorcerors are born w/ magic or given it naturally by any amount of weird 7th son, divine, chaotic, or anything else. Wizards get it w/ book
Mapleviking
wizards are learned magic, which is why average age of a wizard is 50-60. sorcerers obtain magic naturally through their bloodline.
onelostLt
and when sorcerers use magic, it can have side effects called wild magic.
NTHZxANUBIS
Generally that only happens if attempting to use a spell at a higher caster lvl than they could normally cast. I.e. using heighten spell
NTHZxANUBIS
Usually up to dms discretion tho
onelostLt
I did not know this and have some strong words for my DM now
NTHZxANUBIS
Sorcerers are born with innate arcane magic whereas wizards have to acquire their magic through study.1/2
NTHZxANUBIS
2/2 Warlocks must make a pact with a higher being to utilize magic and clerics gain power through their patron deity.
CatSingularity
Are you implying demons are superior to Mankind?
KyrainMcLeod
Well, I asked the voice in my head, and it said they are.
moldy1352
Wizards learn magic, sorcerers are born/gifted with it.
AVoiceOfReason
According to D&D.
vidmagnuson
Given the discussion is prompted by a meme that starts "Your D&D class", it would be the only relevant determining source.
reverendunk
Maybe it's Maybelline
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
molded by it.
LookingLikeASnack
They did not pick up a book until they were already a man
NTHZxANUBIS
Sorcerers and druids are the only two main spell slingers that possess innate arcane magic. Clerics and Paladins utilize divine magic.
lordnequam
I'm fairly sure druids are (1) divine casters and (2) get their spells directly from nature, not innately from themselves.
Smurgle
Bard...?
azimir
I'm under the impression that they are effectively minor wizards because they "pick up" a few spells from their travels.
Bottlecapboy
My theory is that bards are such good story tellers that the universe just goes along with their will sometimes because it is cooler
Smurgle
Also their spell list is different from the wizard/sorcerer spell list, but they aren't divine either, so I would classify them as arcane.
Smurgle
Ok, my only thought to that is that they don't have to memorize their spells the morning before they case. They cast like sorcerers.
Mercrate
Bard thinks how can he be more of a motherfucker, so he seduces the spells out of existence.
Smurgle
lol