AngurProne

50507 pts ยท November 27, 2014


Driver, dad.

The movie Idiocracy.

22 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Windproof lighter? Modern problems rquire... :)

26 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Diamonds in the rough if you're willing to try. Also I hate people who "shame" others for buying a dog. Spent my whole life with used dogs. Mixed results. I'll buy one that I want at some point. 2 rescue hound dogs in my house now. SO much poop, ruin the grass w everything that moves (prey drive). I dont think I want 2 problem children dogs that are both over 110 lbs next time. They need a LOT. Still excellent dogs. The walker hound mix defended my wife and child from a dog that attacked. Noice.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He "stole" the bacon and backed off. I put more down, closer. Etc. He bit me (barely) but he got closer. And closer. And eventually he sat down near me. I petted him (smaller bite this time). I got up and left his cell. My wife thought it was a NO. I told her, he's not angry, he's afraid. We can adopt him. He was a great dog. Once he had a home and wasn't fucking scared every day he was the world's best hot water bottle. He'd lay on you for as long as you'd allow it. Amazing bladder control. /2

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My wife sent me a link one day(she fell in love). A fairly ugly snaggle toothed Puggle(Pug/Beagle). Had a lower toot that stuck out and held the upper lip up. He'd been at the rescue for 9 months ("aggressive"). I went there with bacon in a zip lock and a Wheel of Time book. Went in his enclosure... snarling, running, etc. I sat down on his cell, facing away. Put down a piece of bacon near me. Threw him a piece. Ignored him and read for like 20 minutes. He got brave enough to get closer. /1

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

One of those floating downriver was just on front page

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watch her doing La Isla Bonita..., then you can be irritated with a guitarist and a cameraman.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You (we) already heavily overpay for healthcare that we don't receive. It's the woodchipper for the grifters!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well that was a comment from 2 years ago... I initially meant it for dogs n such. Nowadays... you want some bacon? Tsk tsk tsk. C'mere, I have bacon. :)

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's small pig nuts iirc.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah. Shit just keeps happening. I did have a nice quiet stretch for 3 years. It was pretty great. An anomaly. Meanwhile... :)

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a young boy, I remember hearing some phrases that were thrown about. These phrases were racist, misogynistic, etc. I remember asking an adult "Why did he say that". .... .... "It's was a different time" Well, fuck. It's not an old time. It's now time. What the fuck. I've heard some phrases I'd rather have not heard. I'll not put them on you. I'd rather have never had those particular phrases enter my brain. It's not ok. Fuck. Your words impact the next Gen. STFU.

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Short answer -- seek therapy. I'm not being a dick. A therapist can help you handle this bullshit. They helped me. Just try it. Worst case you waste some time. You were already wasting time. Try it. Love ya :)

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Huzzah!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yar!

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm gonna sing the Doom song!

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They got it right the 2nd time :) The peruse made me grin.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

South America is a big competitor and they can grow em cheaper. Plus this tariff bullshit pissed off China, our main buyer.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

(The Movies)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a Hellraiser joke. Like if those were all the Cenobite(?) Cubes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 [Reservation Dogs] --She still snags. Bet she's got mad lanyards. SKODEN!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*torture, and I apparently forgot that part. Yay! I liked the intro monologue guy and the beat poet dude. A lot.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That Senator from PA... John Traittormen? He's already saying he's an "Aye" for Ole MarkWayne

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thusly the "dance card" :)

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You had me at the appropriate use of you're. I mean ... I'm a dude. Whatever, *uck it. Marry me?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm partying over here, naked face = pretty. I wear a beard because shaving sucks.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The One Star State.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Fuck you Shoresy! Er. Wait. I misread your username :)

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@ontarioOT I see you, sexy. Let's meet. Meat? Slut. (J/k. Hope you're ok)

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0