AngryPaddyNI

3834 pts ยท August 19, 2014


As the late, great Colonel Sanders once said "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

Slap a grainy black and white filter on that and you've got yourself a black metal record cover!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AH I see you made a list of "Reasons Why AngryPaddyNI Doesn't Go Near the Sea". Neat.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sexual awakening arrived when I saw Liz Hurley in Bedazzled. That school uniform still gives my jimmies a good rustle.

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

It just discovered it's purpose

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes I know she's terrible...but so is your husband's spelling.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a beautiful pupper but have his ears been clipped?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

That is the most polite looking BMXery I've ever seen

9 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 2

Stafford? Staffordshire?...ENGLAND!? I studied there!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uncle Jack would kill to have big beautiful man hands like those

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something feels fucky...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God forgive that poor bastard if he gets dust in his eyes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My SO introduced me to Biscoff, it's lovely lovely stuff!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm literally two hours into my shift and now I wish I was home already with a jay, goddamit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he loses that pinky, I think he might be the chosen one to save the Mudokons

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SUVIVE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is it with imgurians and knives!?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like the players of opposing teams that are holding hands

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, I can see those hinges just fine! Invisible my arse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've played Fallout, i know where the fuck this is going!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BARKOUR!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya did good, kid. Ya did good.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want these!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YEeeeoooooooooooooo!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nekrogoblikon - No One Survives

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Avast, ye scurvy dawg! It be but a trick!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I use moist wipes too! But not just moist wipes, i use regular tp to get rid of the bulk then the moist wipes to clean up the rest :3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree with most of this. Very good. GG WP.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember my first my line...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I initially read that as "Most have schizophrenia, coffee and ice cream at McDonalds". I'm so sorry. You're a wonderful person +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was 3 (maybe 4), I was responsible for my Dad snapping his achilles tendon. Still says it's the most excruciating pain he's felt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0