Just a smidgen of a dump
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When my people ask me about job prospects in the music industry...
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I know what record I'm getting for Batman's birthday.
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Some free time at work...
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A little bit of help...
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You're a big pilo cunts
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I've just wished my sibling a happy birthday. But it's not on their Facebook so now I'm second guessing myself...
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When I force my friends to partake in my interests
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A man gave me a briefcase
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When people ask me how I'm coping with my current hangover
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Well he did say he was made of the stuff...
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One of my favourite songs
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So cats do have a weakness!
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Onions have layers.
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