I can has beesechurger?
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This is what July 29th is all about.
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We made it. We made it to the end of July 29th.
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That’s enough User Sub for tonight…
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As we reach the end of July 29th…
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Not exactly spread eagle…
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You’ve got a friend in me…
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I think we all know where this belongs.
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It’s like they have a camera in my bedroom…
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I used to masturbate…constantly!
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I spend too much time here…
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Lemmy IS God.
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Take on meeeeeee….
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Merry Christmas from your friendly 911 Dispatcher. You cannot see my cleavage, but trust me, it’s there and it is GLORIOUS.
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Tonight tasted like 1978…
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I’m not sure how I get the most AMAZING Secret Santa each year, but I think I am the luckiest guy on here! My Santa ROCKS!!!
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It’s over, Anakin. I have the high ground.
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Happy July 29th!
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Merry Christmas from the 911 Dispatch Center!
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Fear Street. Give it a whirl!
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I actually saw Nirvana play First Ave on October 14, 1991.
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Today is my birthday.
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For my next tune, I’m going to play Honky Tonk Woman...
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Liam Neeson seen driving a 1984 Yugo on the set of “Taken 5”.
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My Secret Santa is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!
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If she throws in your last name too, you might as well pack a bag…
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How a 911 Dispatcher starts their shift…
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Things I had growing up...
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Thoughts on my Cakeday…
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Introducing the “Newport Butthole Festival”
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Celebrating our 20th Anniversary today!
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They grow up so quickly…
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Time to make the donuts...
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Coming soon to paddle your ass...
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Set phasers to Teen Spirit…
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I look forward to watching the hummingbirds at my feeder every year when the weather finally turns nice.
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Put a quarter in your ass because you just played yourself.
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It’s wizardry at the highest level.
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4/20 is coming. For your viewing pleasure, here you go...
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You and I both know we coulda made it...
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Oh, I’m “bang bangin”. Finger guns set to blazin…
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Happy Pretzel Day!
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Pay for your damn Giuffria and Stryper cassettes....
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Valid point…
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Helpful advice.
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I should have gotten a better picture but…I made this. Tonight. I proudly present “The New Day Rising”.
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Found a piece of my childhood today...
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Happy Rex Manning Day.
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Some days I am amazed my tolerance lasts this long...
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Help me out. Get this to the Front Page to prove to my wife I buy things other than Hüsker Dü stuff...
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Happy Easter!
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Die Hard is to Christmas as Mallrats is to Easter.
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I’ll be honest, I’m gonna take my stimulus check and make it rain...
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Like have a near beer on a Friday night and stay up until 9:05 PM mild...
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Easily the best seven bucks I have spent in a long time...
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What have they done???
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