Andersen81

70364 pts · February 29, 2020


Realskin™ before and after pictures.

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Candle-querf-No.gif

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What can you say except, blood cloth do your thing.

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"Filet-O-Fish" oh he is not accustomed with such hu et cuisine, hamberger with kechup and if he is frisky a bit of mayo for the cold fries.

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They run to fast, older people run slower.

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Mar Kwayne.

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The best investment Putin ever did.

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It was his "star" hole...

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Often this policy ends in password writen on post-its next to the screen. Only worked under this for 9 months but hatede every change of password.

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Yes, but have you seen the DOW?

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#16 He is what neastle would call a low yield customer.

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And we will need you to change the password every month until you die in your chair. And please give 14 days notice before death so you can train your replacement.

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False, she is standing quite firmly on a carpet.

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So now Iran got a copy of the pee pee tapes as well?

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That is what Stormy said...

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The low-key thinking part is over. Most of the trouble in the middle east over the last 70 years has had on common denominator. Sadly they have a big PR machine and daddy US is footing the bill.

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The best way to respond to a toddler with diaper rash.

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Oh no, getting chased by a big titted goth girl, what to do....

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Okay dud, now go back to your lifted truck.

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This is also why people getting educated starts to lean left.

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#17 This would explain why the bots on facebook is running wild. Zero supprise picathu face.

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#20 Someone is getting their ass kicked.

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That is not a bug, it is a feature.

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Nope, that was her dad, she just eats brains.

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He should use his power to do good. Stand outside the white house at ood hours and just wave slowly towards trump.

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Got my first computer mid 90's, so nope.

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Just look the other way and pretend is was the other pet buffalo that did it.

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*Has been used to bake asbestos break pad since the early 70's.

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Like licking the inside of a refractory tower.

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Daft dunk, just rolled down for nighttime.

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