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4361 pts · February 19, 2013


Some would argue that his bass playing is a bit masturbatory…

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well, Eddie Murphy’s stand-up bit about Chinese people doing an American accent came over 20 years prior to South Park.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This just a twist on an old Eddie Murphy stand-up but from the 80’s.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The Saoirse I know pronounces her name as Seer-sha. ??‍♂️

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow. There was some good shit in here!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

???

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks goofy as shit, but she’s having an AMAZING time.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

It’s not appropriate to copy a meme as old as time word for word and try to pass it off as original content.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My friend did, to my 40th birthday party. But we warned the kids and all was well.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

On CSPAN you can watch America get fucked in real time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is totally normal. You absolutely need a break.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh cool. I can’t read.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Under The Bridge came out in ‘91, but they put out 4 albums and toured a lot before that. Started in ‘83, I believe.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a musician, it’s unwatchable. It sounds good tho, I just can’t watch an listen at the same time.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

I saw O three years ago, and this was definitely part of the show.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cool story, bro. I stand by my comment.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I came here to say that I specifically feel bad for a black man having to wear a bowtie and work under that blue lives matters flag.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 9

No. I don’t like that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Good call!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re paying almost double what I’m paying, and I took the pic.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was a Black Friday ad campaign for the ecommerce site Redbubble a few years back.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I got diarrhea just from watching this video.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chili peppers

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about The Dark Night Returns with Michael Keaton?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That lady’s got a helluva snatch!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you say “fry sauce” do you mean... ketchup?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Word up.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0