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Aug 18, 2019 5:47 PM
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WolfOdinson
I'd go with, "Wow, it's deja vu all over again".
Iwasoutedbyatroll
I would do it. But I have been known to say some really inappropriate things in public. You do you!
EnglRose
That or i had a crazy dream that we had done this before ..
juliakitten112
It would be innapropriate if you didn't
LiberalWASPsProtectSocietysVirtue
Only if you were BM at the first one. Otherwise, you should remind them that Godfather II is the only sequel in history to win a BP Oscar.
AlternatingRealities
It’s not appropriate to copy a meme as old as time word for word and try to pass it off as original content.
Cammo353
It's okay if you clear it with his wife first
YARGImapirate
I feel like, if you didn't you would be missing an opportunity.
Ogri
What's more appropriate is using a fucking question mark when you ask a question, cockbreath.
LesLesVegetables
Start with "welcome back and I would like to say that my first best man's speech was a bit slow,so this second opportunity is a real treat"
Doumdidoum
That's shitty for the bride family.
Victim42
It's certainly not original. Someone has done it on a grooms third wedding. Come on, weddings are annoying as is, don't make it worse.
progun501
yup
YouwontlikewhatIhavetosay
Iffy. It wouldn't be 'everyone' unless they attended the first one. Is your second wedding to the first one's sister?
AnotherMeetingWithHR
Do it. Keep it short (3-5 min) and keep it funny and light. The speeches that drone on and they cry talk toward the couple are the worst.
ThePotatoBandit
..well not everyone, but it's nice to see about half of you again"
TheExGreatShibaBeast
Yes. This is the right one
judaserebus
This needs more attention.
crazyanimal2534
I think it depends on your audience
adamdjones23263
To *wife's name*'s family, I bid you a warm welcome. Everyone else, welcome back!
bnm12
no, but it would be hilarious
soulisoul
Hilarious? What’s next? Slipping on a banana peel? High five but then go through the hair? .. hilarious... tzzz
Scout70
Glad to see a few new faces out there...
forneverban
yes
WellThatsOriginal
My uncle at the end of his 3rd wedding reception: I'll see y'all at the next one!
TemetNosce000
Oof
Davoneous
If you want to make it incredibly difficult to see your friend ever again, cause his wife now hates you... then sure.
LoveDiodes
If his buddy allows his wife to dictate who he's friends with, then his buddy is marrying the wrong person.
StormBurnX
I mean he already married the wrong person once, what's to stop him from making that mistake a second time...
octosocks
She won't have to dictate. If the best man pulls a stunt like that and hurts & humiliates the wife I'm sure her husband will side with her.
Davoneous
Yeah, but if he opens his best man speech with a reminder about another woman he previously married, she has a right to hate him.
amyvolume
My dad was giving his “best man speech” at his friends wedding and introduced himself as the bride’s first husband.
TheCapitalB
How'd that go? Lol
amyvolume
Got laughs from the groom’s side but absolute crickets from the bride’s (very traditional/catholic).
GrosseChung
Dew it
Comradecarl
No, but that's never stopped you before.
Lurch1911
theangryjanitor
*forced laughter * - every one takes another shot.
mickison
Not if you want to be the best man at his 3rd wedding.
ObliqueRay
So... yes?
truewright
Can confirm, didn't do this at his second, was asked to be Best Man again at his third. :)
PutItInNeutral
Not like the bride would know to prohibit it.
Artimak
Appropriate? Not exactly. Should you do it anyway? Absolutely. Oh, and don't forget to announce the casting change too...!
HenryLongfellowIII
Tonight the role of "the bride" will be played by ....
SirWeakLink
You two... hahaha +1
SirWeakLink
You two... hahaha +1
SirWeakLink
You two... hahaha +1
SirWeakLink
You two... hahaha +1
k5user
Entirely.. and announce the bride as the special guest ..
reduglie
If you’re holding an old program, there’s a simple switch in the cast of leading ladies. The former bride is having no more of his BS.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
And don't mention that she's pregnant until later in the evening.
Ritawho
transmogrifier38
Guest Star
JonnyPopular
Refer to her as the current Mrs whatever.
LurkerOfDarkness
Begin with a recap. "Last time on..."
kingrhoton
“Today’s contestant”
Deathwing777
TygrF
Hahaha instead of "Here comes the bride" say "Come on down!"
banana4skale
I had to come back to upvote this it was so good
nacx12
Come back? Where did you go?