AlphaAlarmClock

-5 pts ยท June 10, 2014


I don't use that fire

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worked there and quit after two days. Retail: Never Again.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Remember to add fake skeletons and signs lying on the floor outside the vault! Or real ones if you want.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the story was happening in reverse XD

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm beginning to feel as though I'm the only one in the world who is completely telentless XP

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To vomit in?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP forgot to take his meds

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been on the internet long enough to find this hilarious, sue me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in the same state as the Snowtown Murders and the Wolf Creek murders, South Australia.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's weird how Australia has chips (fries) as well as chips (crisps)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But this was still fairly recent, it can't have taken this many centuries XD

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speaking of American things, apple pie isn't. You can't convince me that Americans were the first to try apples in a pie. Well, unless proof

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait...people actually wipe sitting down? Also butters had a good point, it's a good shelf

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I believe those are called crisps

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1