AllisonChainz

986 pts ยท July 24, 2015


The sequel, Thumb and Thumber wasn't bad. (high fives self) NAILED IT!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't make it any weirder, you have a responsibility to be the template for all her future love interests. Hopefully, she won't like jerks.

10 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

thanks cap'n obvious

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Well...why did he steal it in the first place?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

for example...."Why isn't this a gif?"

10 years ago | Likes 420 Dislikes 5

Well, NOBODY called for you, because you are a cunt cannon and nobody likes you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well, maybe if the people at the next table would stop yelling at me to stop it would. Some people! I'm never going to that chipotle again.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grizzley Addams

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"How does it feel to be the last african-american president of the United States?" That line defined this interview!

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Only 2 stock photos of this guy? One looks like Tom from MySpace, and the other like a very disappointed Daniel Tosh.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Go home dad, you're drunk}L(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On an episode of Graham Norton. Bumbleshoot Cramplesnatch and Jonny Depp were plugging Black Mass.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Alright Polly, you get a cracker. I know some human birdbrains that can't do that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ban knives, and fists, and water, and poison, and rope, and cars, and wild animals, and hammers. It's a poor workman that blames his tool.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Love how 1/2 the comments are positive, and 1/2 negative. Freedom and all that, but, beer is good. Being nice is good. Why focus on the bad?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fat floats, metal don'ts....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually Turk, if carla drinks that, it sucks to be EVERYONE else in the room.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How I feel when someone Cokeblocks me...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"guuuuuuuurrrrlllll", said that bird, probably

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but I do

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sad how pointing out the inherent flaws in religions is seen as 'racist'.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Dat Ice doe

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All he wants for christmas is his two front teeth....back

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

put..put them in you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a student at UTI, I approve this message

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Only goes up to an XL...aint no WAY that man-mountain wears an xl shirt!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

More like Donald 'Cowboy' Jabroni...amiright?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Maybe it's a duck that IDENTIFIES as a swan...You need to respect that poultry in motion, it's a $15,000,000 idea!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck..DON'T SAY ANYTHING, IT MIGHT BE A RARE, SENSITIVE, RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS SWAN! You'll be sued.

10 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 22