Alduin

28053 pts ยท November 30, 2011


I have come to consume the world and its entirety, and no dovahkiin can stop me... ok maybe one can.

I actually wish this was a real card

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This episode did not fit at all with the season it was released in.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sareg

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does anyone else drop the rocks back onto their head if you find a Korok under one?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's a slippery slop argument.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I had a co-worker bragging about getting teabagged, and asked if we had ever been teabagged. He thought it meant getting a hummer.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But Jesus drove a Honda.

8 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 1

Do you have a Mario mask?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You shouldn't have sex with your dog bub.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The spinoff show should be the Valyrians at the height of Valyria

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I don't know. Is that what you did? Why are you asking us?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I swear front guy's head disappears,

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never met someone with horrid breath that is aware of their horrid breath.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought the first one was a magic eye image and now I'm blind.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This explains why I hear almost all of them. I'm near the division line in most of the pictures.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people only have one face for pictures

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a dog that does that, and she taught her sister and our new puppy to do the same.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Loser

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

My dog puts her nose under the water and somehow blows bubbles while drinking water

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just a feminist

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

It would make a fine member of the owsla

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

SPOILER: Fuck these posts. You're not clever and the spoiler was incredibly easy to deduce from these damn posts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Making pancakes, making bacon pancakes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha! The towel cleans me, I don't clean the towel.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The pearly gates to x-men haven is a revolving door.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Keep up the good work Goku

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Their body proportions look so human...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was telling a campfire to watch it's shit because a cucco wandered into it and got hurt. Nobody's safe.

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