Akule

24992 pts ยท June 6, 2016


The local car washes around here don't have time for a breakdown in the car.

Just spritz some water and soap, then pretend to touch the car with the brushes, and out the door you go.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is coming from the guy who doesn't believe that germs are real and swam in raw sewage.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grok has a high idiot quotient.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 - the finger on the monkey's paw curls.

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Musk needs to find a way to get rid of his old stock, and the teslas tend to catch fire and lock people in the car already...

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Practice for the subs.

Like, Favorite, Share, and SUBMIT!

4 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#37 - But the rangoons, mother...the rangoons...

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mmm. And by looking at it, you're now in debt.

4 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

People seem to jump at the chance to go headfirst instead.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You were awake at 17 hours ago (as of this comment), so obviously not enough sleep.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[muffled] "Jiggle-jiggle...who's been eating all the treatoooOOOooosss...?"

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The moment the cat realized that they needed glasses.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All according to "Daddy Puddin's" plans.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, he is a former president.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#1 - I made an updated image for your meme.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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#1 - Another kitten, high on the pot. [shakes head sadly]

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

but that was the style at the time

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

J Jonah Jamison promised him a good price for any pictures he can get of it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

First time in hell?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[looks at RFK who happily swam through raw sewage with his grandchildren, and later explained that germs don't exist]

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep. Never come back.

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