AitkenBlue

138 pts ยท May 1, 2013


We didn't need so many pictures.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Possibly my favorite comment ever.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How? By yelling all your punchlines like Dane Cook?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are crawdads?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was wondering about this, too. I've never kicked someone in judo...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I once told my gf it looked like she lost weight and she got mad. "Are you saying I need to? Are you calling me fat?"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Extremely reasonable" sounds weird to me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are crawdads?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This always reminds me of Skies of Arcadia

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't want anyone to change their mind. He should understand the purpose of the film, though.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Never said you said that. I'm pointing out the value of the movie.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Human Centipede was not gory. What does he mean?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you say that you missed the point. It was a response to censorship of the first, which was not gory in the least bit.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Couldn't even wait until you got home at least?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? I didn't get it...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's the really special kind of awkward when you go along with it because it's less uncomfortable.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sat down at a restaurant with a woman I didn't know. I didn't look at her before talking as if it was my gf. Held the convo to save face.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That guy smirks through all his jokes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor guy. I bet everyone makes him do this. He must get sick of it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never let students take pictures of me (substitute). I would be extremely upset and disappointed if this happened.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't take pictures of your teachers. Show some respect.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm a pt waiter. Shift was done and told my table I had to Christian Bale on them. Took a second, but they lost it :p

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably more fun than actual bowling...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aliens...3 I think...maybe resurrection. Whichever one, his facial acting blows my mind.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pinocchio saying something racy to make his nose grow is not quality humor. There was no thought put into any of the jokes in this series.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been to tons of places and have never caught a whiff of any of these.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

needs moar technoviking!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched an exhibition a few days ago. They had form and technique. Someone got a broken nose from a war hammer.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or just not be an idiot and consider all dogs a potential threat and be careful.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trying my best to keep this comment above sea level. How does op not understand this?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0