AgentScullly

7785 pts ยท August 21, 2015


I know why you're here. http://i.imgur.com/IA7FndO.jpg

I fucking LOVE cauliflower.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mine starts limping if there's wet grass. Always different paws. Just wants me to take her inside.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was told not to touch them because the oil on our skin. I think our teacher just didn't want us accidentally crushing the little dudes.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I lucked out and got a baby that slept like, 20 hours a day and rarely cried. She's a terror now though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For 5', anywhere from like 95-125lbs is 'normal' BMI.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

meh meh meh meh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I realized later I probably could have taken the door off with shit I had in my bathroom. But I went into full panic mode.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I DID THIS SAME THING, I didn't have my phone, no one had keys to my house, and the heat was blasting, I panicked and tore through my door -

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like he's not saying "hey they should put the weight on the box, good idea!", but like "there is probably a weight on the box, check it"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think they mean likely there is the weight on there, not as an idea.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven't they always?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never dropped my kid and only microwaved her once. If it happens it happens, don't beat yourself up!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

whats your location we're heading over now

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

right now this is like the funniest thing i have ever seen

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Obviously he did.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

at the vet overnight, he might be sitting right next to his dog on his phone. Doesn't matter.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're not really being insensitive, just really dumb. What's he supposed to do, sit and mope all day? Dog might be sleeping, dog might be

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How about them hawks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looking at her instagram, I think the "mom" is 18-19, and the caption was a joke that someone took seriously.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad we finally agree on something Mulder.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and she was in high school still in 2014. I think the caption was a joke and someone took it too seriously.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just don't think either of them are even over 16 years old.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

shitpost

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is no way the top one is mother/daughter.

8 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 5

It was released/found pretty recently! After all this time. Not so interesting story though, pretty much what you'd expect.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Aphex twin is weird

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks pretty darn delicious

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I lost mine so I jsut bought a memory foam bath mat and put it in there, my dog loves it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What the fuck is behind the tree

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should get a bottom for that kennel.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0