BiggusD1ckus
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We have a strict no handing out anything other than full sized candy in my household. If we run out we typically hand out playdoh and other activities for the little kids.
We also hand out spiked slushies and Bailey's for the parents
FP Edit?: Man you guys really like candy, everyone's welcome next year. Send beards and something to occupy my time while on my flight tomorrow.
AgentScullly
whats your location we're heading over now
Avlaen
Meanwhile in the UK not a single trick or treater.
JunglePygmy
Yeah that's about 20 minutes of trick or treating right there.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I hand out fist fulls of variety candy. Coming to me is like hitting 50 houses. Your full sized shit is weak sauce.
Ajakx87
OP, you da real MVP
maijen0062000
Fucking goals!
ObliqueRay
I love how Americans have an entire holiday dedicated to teaching kids to take candy from strangers
SarcasticComment
How else do you get your kids free drugs?
CrisisRedditor
You are what I aspire to be.
yellowtimer
When I am less financially strapped I want to do as many full size as I can. We had 156 kids tonight so it would be hard to buy that much.
TehBox0rz
Goals! It’s too cold here in Ontario for slushes, so I’m thinking hot chocolate? Or decaf coffee? I want to do something awesome
BiggusD1ckus
Hot chocolate sounds amazing, I'm flying to Ontario tomorrow, ready for the cold
KeikiSupreme
One of my neighbors handed out hot chocolate. So many kids spilled it accidentally on my porch, haha.
TehBox0rz
I feel like it’d have to be a parents only thing...
jgoats
Okay .... fine ... you are awesome, are u happy now!!!
bettyreckless
Omg!!! That’s amazing! I’m coming over to your place! Haha can parents trick or treat too or is that a no? ;)
BiggusD1ckus
Of course!
bettyreckless
Iamingreatpain
Is that a cock in the candy dish behind spooky's head?
BiggusD1ckus
Severed foot
DougForcett
There was a guy in my neighborhood offering all the parents a slice of pizza and a glass of wine. Really cool dude.
BiggusD1ckus
That sounds absolutely amazing
kissmyash
Are those.... fortune cookies?
zeroarsenic
Yes, full-sized.
BiggusD1ckus
Yeah I think we just had a lot left over from our party over the weekend
AsianDad
Give them out to Asian Kids Specifically. *Evil Laughs*
cheeseenplace
Raughs!**
Sprankton1
If I had money and gave two shits about Halloween, I'd probably do the same thing.
MrFuzzyBlumpkin
I can see why we have an obesity problem.
governmentgavemeagun
I don't see the problem with fun-size. It's going to kids; when I was a kid, one fun-size candy is as much as I'd get in a normal week.
BlazinDays
Spiked slushies and baileys for the parents? Im not a parent yet but ill steal a neighbors kid for a few and come strolling by ????
BiggusD1ckus
Absolutely, I also accept any kind of animal in the place of a child
NoOfficerImJustNotSober
It's 10:41 and I've yet to see a single kid outside my house
notsocks
Neat!
kimmeh
I got full sized chocolate bars and got exactly 0 trick or treaters. I am so depressed.
BiggusD1ckus
I remember that happened when I was younger, but all the candy went to me so I think you got pretty lucky
StarsArising
Dude now you just have a ton of candy for yourself
somethingdark
Same. I'm sitting next to a box of full sized Three Musketeers bars and nobody to share them with except the pizza guy.
BiggusD1ckus
So you have pizza too, sounds like a good night to me
Dudeitsausername
or you can do what i do and just spend $10 bucks on candy and give it too the first kid and then be done.
Mercenarity
A handful of little skittles bags still amounts to a full-sized skittles bag, though. ;)
Bootsy81
Meanwhile I sit with no food in the house, lights out, staring at imgur in a darkened room, refusing to answer the door to anyone.
SpikeTheGoat
"This is the police! Open up!" "Nice try, candy communists!"
HillOfBeans
Sulky McSadperson?
Bootsy81
Nah, just Oldie McNokids, Duke of Ihaveworkinthemorning.
AwhatNwhatAwhatMwhatE
Land shark!
commentsivehadafew
What did you say your address was? Asking for a friend.
LuckyLukers
221 B Baker St
Ducky11
321 Outtamai Way
WitcherOfTheFoxSchool
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
MyPeskyClownBoner
P. Sherman is the guy's name, not part of the address.
WitcherOfTheFoxSchool
I'm aware, but not really the point.
MyPeskyClownBoner
Right, ok
Onlyrepostsmakethefrontpage
13 Elm Street
MEisonImgur
Candy and death? Sounds great!
Denvercoder09
123 Fake Street
RishiMaru
I'm the friend... I want to know!
whatupmyknitters
i also want to know. you in boulder, @op?
StringCheeseAccident
I am!!!!!! Ayee
whatupmyknitters
yoooooo! what are you doing tonight?
BiggusD1ckus
Nope other side of the country bud
srslydude
Which means...
BiggusD1ckus
Connecticut
TakeshisApprentice
The bloody dildo really makes this for me.
BiggusD1ckus
Yeah people keep thinking that's a dildo, at this point I may let people believe it
SchrodingerMil
We get 500 kids.
BiggusD1ckus
Daaaang yeah the main street of my town gets around that many too, they go all out
Tater1972
This why I hand out dum dums or candy corn..muahhahah
BiggusD1ckus
Haha gotta do whatcha gotta do
jenmalove
I want there to be an adult Halloween that entails going door to door in costume and getting mixed liquor drinks.
Beruthiel10
My neighborhood used to do that. Candy for the kids and mixed drinks for adults. Adults carried shot glasses and houses all had dif drinks.
willi828
Wait why isnt this a thing? Wait...i really dont want drunk people knocking my door down, nevermind. Youve created a monster..
jenmalove
No no, we go to the rich neighborhood. Just like when we were kids
wienerweasel
Are we just ignoring the big bloody dildo in the candy bowl?
Salvadut69
pretty sure thats an arm
InfocalypseRising
Fairly certain that's the end of a plastic severed arm, dude
BiggusD1ckus
Severed foot actually kek
DaDisser
Dildo*
hmzzz
Man who uses a severed foot dildo
Buhbasaur
Who doesn't? It's a hell of a sensation.
BiggusD1ckus
Those daring enough
kingoffools13
Rich neighborhoods are nice.
Patches3000
I see you like to be a big downer on things.
onomatopoiea42
Generous people are nice.
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
I would trade my nice house for a smaller home with a community like this.
whatbuttondoipush
I am not rich. I give full sized or whole bags of candy if I run out.
GTR16
Honestly it's not that expensive.. we got three 30 packs of full sized candy bars from BJ's for $15 each
AwhatNwhatAwhatMwhatE
I just found out my neighborhood had hundreds of trick or treaters. Two big bowls gone in 45 minutes, and I only let kids take one piece!
sbnao1
Full sized here, too. Def not rich. BJ's for the win, though. The kids love it - been doing it for 6 years, 2 different neighborhoods.
AwhatNwhatAwhatMwhatE
I just found out my neighborhood had hundreds of trick or treaters. Two big bowls gone in 45 minutes, and I only let kids take one piece!
GTR16
The bags of mini stuff is pricey, you end up giving multiple things to each kid and you end up eating a ton beforehand..
Flobmmando
As a Canadian. Hehehe BJs.
avstills
15 x 30
Ralianth
15x3
magundi
Nah..they said 3 packs (30 in each) for $15. = $45.
thisnameisntfunny
Truth. I get less than 30 kids each year. It's just more economical to do the full sized bars. I wish we got more trick or treater :(
AlmightyDylon
First year in our first house. Not a single trick or treater we are so let down
LrrrRulerOfOmicronPerseiAte
We moved in Monday. We had 3 kids.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
We get like 10. The house two doors down does full-size, maybe we should do the same. There are only 5 houses on our street, then it /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
turns into apt buildings, most of which don't do treats, so kids skip our little row. /2