AfterFeather

3542 pts ยท April 8, 2013


Just use a dollar store strainer and pour the paint through it when you go to use it, ask how I know, lmao

2 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I think some recent studies show that the egg also chooses which sperm to let inside, not just passively waiting for the first one

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

-10 humid has never felt as cold as -30 dry to me I think this is an individual preference

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo be fair if he was implicated in the Jan 6th riots he would be fine and back out in society like nothing happened

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Deltora Quest by Emily Rodda

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha wife bad! So funny

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

I think a lot of the men are women hiding from men

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I definitely read 'do you want to kill society?' and was nodding me head for all the answers

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You gonna deduce wether or not the baton has a ceramic edge attached to it in the 1 second he takes to jump out of his car on a highway, risking your life already for a potential pileup/crash? Also gonna deduce he doesn't additionally have a gun for when he feels angrier than the baton?

This is your only life. Don't gamble that someone willing to take such high risks for your injury twice won't kill you.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Choose the bear

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, I wouldn't put it past the cops to steal the money

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You have terrible reading comprehension

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 17

Hahaha it totally does!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He really has no idea what's going on, but he's sure it's deep and meaningful

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought the joke was the number of candles you have left are how many people who have crushes on you, he has a crush on her, so he died

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Hahahha

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She did make a mistake: that's why it's manslaughter and not first degree murder.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba and anywhere north of them.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can do that really anywhere in the middle of Canada. All you need is a hot spring+regular winter.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They also aren't supposed to live in oceans filled with plastic but we fucked that one up pretty hard

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

A tailor made suit for a human costs way more than $3000 let alone for a horse.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Human saliva is not safe for birds

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

As much as he*

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

We need him to love humans as much a she loves animals. Bet if he saw a homeless man in the same condition he wouldn't feel the same empathy

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

You, big predator, take care of these, but don't eat them!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's definitely never let me down before, but maybe one day lol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it's from audience, you're golden. Critics? Hmmm.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

You are the evil of mankind.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0