Absolutelydefinitelynot

5724 pts · December 28, 2015


This is a witty description of myself. It includes vague information about my location, gender, age, and interests, and a moderate dose of lazy sarcasm.

So it's cool if I go in dry?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Elder I porn, Nerd role pi, Red lie porn, Lord Ire Pen

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Came here looking for this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going to go ahead and assume that since NSFW = not safe for work, SNFL = not safe for leisure.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Thank you for saving me the trouble of finding my 3d glasses. Real mvp right here.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best way to get a baby out of a BlendTec? Nachos!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He actually, in practice, with math and sticks and stuff, not only demonstrated that the earth is round, he fucking calculated circumference

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

standard for stadium hes measurements were either 46620 or 39375 kilometers, correct with an error margin of 2-16%.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The unit of measurement he used was Stadium, and the distance was about 5000 stadia. Now depending whether he used the Attic or Egypt

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now all this guy needed was the distance between Syene and Alexandria, since he had figured out the angular difference of these cities. 9

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

at Alexandria, but in an angle of 7,2 degrees. This was because the shadows curve was fifty times smaller than a full circle. 8

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

moving shadow drawn by the movement of the sun, he could figure out that the sun that shines straight down on Syene does not shine straight7

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

standing on the ground on the day of Summer Solstice. He observed that the staff indeed cast a shadow, and by measuring the curve of the 6

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And since Eratosthenes was such a smart and industrious motherfucker, he decided to measure the length of a shadow cast by a staff placed 5

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

your shadow would block the reflection of the sun. This basically means, that the sun is directly above you, zero degrees to any direction.4

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While working there, one of his buddies from Syene told him by mail that when you look directly down a well on the day of Summer Solstice3/?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

smart as all hell. He wasn't just a librarian in the Library of Alexandria, he at one point became their chief librarian.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Buckle up bitch, you stepped on this bus voluntarily, and it's gonna take you straight to education town. So this guy Eratosthenes was 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eratosthenes had calculated earths circumference and the tilt of its axis roughly 1700 years before Columbus fucked up. He proved nothing.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Bad parts of Dundee, do you perhaps just mean Dundee?

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

If you're letting your faith on humanity ride on that human looking crayon, you've already lost.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Metelöisivätkö?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that avi8tor isn't responsible for our wars with the Soviet Union.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

At cheapest, Karjala goes for about 90cnt a can, so I'd guess it costs about 90€

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being treated like a person does wonders for self-esteem and mental state. Maybe sit down with them for that meal and chat a bit.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Y'all motherfuckers need some Southern Gothic

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

OP, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

These are beautiful, and the idea of leaves as canvases is rather clever. If this was in a gallery near me, I'd definitely go stare at them!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I pretty much eat just fatty garbage comfort foods while my SO eats a very healthy and diverse diet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3