ASheffield

29868 pts ยท May 4, 2013


@DrywallAnchor on Twitter

I know him in person and he knows where I live.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't forget him telling me I have maternal instincts. Those words were from a dude who's 14 years older and knows how old I am.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was constantly replying to my tweets with unsettling replies. Things like how he'd like to "tailgate" me with a kiss emoji.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta stop COVID somehow.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's too early in the morning for these feels.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

My thoughts exactly! He's probably out there saying, "Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad."

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed! Just take a look at any dog rescue site.

6 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 0

I drive the truck so they couldn't have gone anywhere even if I hadn't parked next to them.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're good dogs, Brent.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Debbie for some people.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And 69

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Close, Cordele

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember telling my parents about Miss Mittens.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend doesn't get #14. Can someone explain?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The side view mirror decals were not funny at all.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Should I let him know?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Escargot is snails, you're thinking of enchilada.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Cropped ears tell me more about the humans than the dog. Also, some dogs already had their ears cropped when they were rescued.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't Butterface Crotchbiscuit the guy who plays Sherlock?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUCK ME SARAH THE CAT JUST RANG THE DOORBELL

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here we have our son, Billy. Not-Billy is also present.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't she would wonder where the cat went?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She would also wonder where the cat went.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I still say Imgur in my head.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would see a doctor about that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would be heartbroken if that happened to my old Mercedes. You can't put value on the time I've put into that car.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I try not to make assumptions. I met a dog who only had part of a tail because she had been in an accident that caught her tail.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was going to say the exact same thing. I try not to make assumptions when I see cropped ears or docked tails.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I honestly thought this was a one child policy joke.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was the same policy applied to other large or strong breeds?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4