I'm not sure how to respond to that...
I'm seeing a slight logistical problem here...
I found this chonky reindeer at my parents' house.
This is the view from my hotel room
My mom REALLY gets into Christmas decorating
I had this weird feeling that someone at the stoplight was watching me
It seems my grandfather appreciates cat pictures no matter who it's from.
Eight years ago, my mom said she would never have a pit bull. Yesterday she was trying to take a selfie with her favorite pit.
The security system at my sheriff's office malfunctioned and dispatched police to the scene.
I looked over my parents' banister and their cat was shocked to see me.
My mom recently joined Instagram and has gotten into taking selfies
Is lemonade mix still good 100 years after its expiration date?
I took my parents' dog to get ice cream. I think she likes it.
Not the most exciting superhero...
I got sunglasses for my parents' dog
You don't have to put on the red light
One of these meeting room names doesn't quite follow the same pattern.
Decided to try on my Halloween costume while I was waiting for risotto to cook.
Greensboro tornado, two days later. The roof of this church was sitting in a nearby tree.
I don't claim to be a Gate City expert or anything but I am fairly certain that this is not a picture of Greensboro.
I finished designing the tattoo I'm planning to get
"Let me put your coat on, sweet girl, it's cold out." -My mom who said she never wanted a pit bull
I stepped on a squeaky toy at my parents' house in the middle of the night
I climbed 78 flights of stairs today. (For reference, the Chrysler building is 77 stories.)
I recently got veneers and last night was the first time I smiled with confidence since elementary school.
This was an important scene for me. Depression isn't always easy to recognize and/or accept, even in yourself.
I accidentally introduced my mom to the world of memes.
My mom recently joined Instagram and she's gotten into posting any meme she thinks is cute.
I'm pretty sure my parents' dog was killed by a UPS driver in her past life.
Someone sent me a fish pond pump from Amazon. The address didn't have my last name and my dad did not send it.
My mom recently joined Instagram and it seems the dog has become her model.
Is this the You vs. The Guy She Tells You Not to Worry About of grocery stores?
Pretty much every alert I've ever received
Haiti impacting Haiti.
Asked my parents what tattoo they'd get. My dad said, "her, my best friend". He meant the dog, not my mom.
Me when I wear my dragon boat medals to the grocery store after the race
On a list of things I never thought I'd be doing, riding on the roof of a fire engine in a St. Patrick's Day parade was up there
Last Christmas, my parents' tree was knocked over. After months of investigation, I have a suspect.
One of my Twitter jokes got out of hand and I ended up making a cake for my car's 20th birthday.
Someone was stepping all over me in the middle of the night. I have a suspect in custody.
This dog looks like it's got...a bone to pick.
After a recent inoperable cancer diagnosis, Yogi, the Greensboro Grasshoppers mascot, has passed.
Woke up next to this bitch
I got a new Bluetooth tracker. It's literally a nut button.
Fun Fact: Lighters are actually full of magic.
She wants to sleep on my bed.
Nugget saw herself on the reverse camera screen.
Add: "The dog needs an Easter basket" to a list of things my mom never said until I started college
I won two dragon boat medals today!
There's missing cat without his bowtie on
"I bet there will be flying cars in the future"
This diagram absolutely kills me!
I am the possum, my struggles are the leaves.
My parents' dog always wants to greet me as soon as she sees my car pull up
Yogi, the Greensboro Grasshoppers mascot, has been diagnosed with inoperable cancer.
For my 7th birthday, my parents said we were getting something that started with the letter C. He took his final breath today.
This boat at the lake where my dragon boat team practices has been sitting so long it's growing two pine trees.