122 pts ยท May 23, 2013
I think it's a Rhodesian Ridgeback actually
My friends dad once skipped a stone across a huge pond. A crazy duck swam right into its path and it's neck broke...
Quit my boss last week! So happy.
Tempted to send dick pic
I was thinking of applying. Sounds fun.
I want to work in a zoo. Need to use my degree somehow.
It's not. Only in some states.
My Rhodesian Ridgeback once caught and mercilessly killed a cat. He was docile and scared of humans. But no cats. Hunted mice too. Scary.
I matched with Deadpool on tinder today.
Once got locked in the keg cooler with faulty release. Scared the crap out of the new guy training when I popped out.
Plants have weird chemicals that cause them to grow towards light. This would make it just grow straight up.
They "bolt" their food. They basically shove the food into the back of their mouth in an attempt to shred it. Dry kibble sucks sometimes.
Was once training a girl how to bartend. She asked me what was in a gin and tonic.
Nightwish was in the first post
I WAS THERE
Dogs actually "bolt" their food which is essentially shooting it around their mouth so all their sharp teeth shred it. For carnivores.
I'm a bartender at one of the biggest party schools in the nation at what is probably the highest revenue bar in the state. The stories....
Pit Bulls were bred as nanny dogs and be gentle with humans. High pain tolerance helps when children are jumping on them and pulling ears.
I have some good ones from Growlr... hahaha. I sit at work with my coworkers and laugh at them.
Woo! !
Not enough fluids.
Better talent and better boyfriend than me~ I have none of either.
In USA that's common if you have 3 or more within 24-hours.
Second from right. Bulge.
Was staring at the cat on the left for way too long thinking it was a gif...
Ah, yes, the rare and luxurious come head hound.
I imagine that man in the comic is gay because of the V- Neck. I feel awkward.
Avatar: Legend of Korra. That's Aang all grown up.
I am, move!
Or sad gay men that work night shifts....
I think it's a Rhodesian Ridgeback actually
My friends dad once skipped a stone across a huge pond. A crazy duck swam right into its path and it's neck broke...
Quit my boss last week! So happy.
Tempted to send dick pic
I was thinking of applying. Sounds fun.
I want to work in a zoo. Need to use my degree somehow.
It's not. Only in some states.
My Rhodesian Ridgeback once caught and mercilessly killed a cat. He was docile and scared of humans. But no cats. Hunted mice too. Scary.
I matched with Deadpool on tinder today.
Once got locked in the keg cooler with faulty release. Scared the crap out of the new guy training when I popped out.
Plants have weird chemicals that cause them to grow towards light. This would make it just grow straight up.
They "bolt" their food. They basically shove the food into the back of their mouth in an attempt to shred it. Dry kibble sucks sometimes.
Was once training a girl how to bartend. She asked me what was in a gin and tonic.
Nightwish was in the first post
I WAS THERE
Dogs actually "bolt" their food which is essentially shooting it around their mouth so all their sharp teeth shred it. For carnivores.
I'm a bartender at one of the biggest party schools in the nation at what is probably the highest revenue bar in the state. The stories....
Pit Bulls were bred as nanny dogs and be gentle with humans. High pain tolerance helps when children are jumping on them and pulling ears.
I have some good ones from Growlr... hahaha. I sit at work with my coworkers and laugh at them.
Woo! !
Not enough fluids.
Better talent and better boyfriend than me~ I have none of either.
In USA that's common if you have 3 or more within 24-hours.
Second from right. Bulge.
Was staring at the cat on the left for way too long thinking it was a gif...
Ah, yes, the rare and luxurious come head hound.
I imagine that man in the comic is gay because of the V- Neck. I feel awkward.
Avatar: Legend of Korra. That's Aang all grown up.
I am, move!
Or sad gay men that work night shifts....