86edit19

624 pts ยท January 9, 2016


I haven't been able to stop hearing this every time I see a story about these fires. You're not helping. Haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm aware of this fact. Still feels weird to know that there is a reporter whose job is to keep track of polygamy stories.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"I use it so much...I never use it though." WHICH IS IT?!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's pretty amazing that something that's been designated a hate symbol is actually less racist than the image it replaces.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is literally the only thing about the Cubs winning that makes me happy.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Who would ever talk about something they love?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A fan that never mentions their team, huh? Sounds like the best fan ever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't know why your status as a fish doctor adds anything to this scenar....... Ooooooooooooh! Veteran of the Marines.... got it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks a little bit more like a solo home run to me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't believe it took your car less than a year to grow back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure I had this surgery when I was even younger than your kiddo, OP. No sweat. It's super common. Simple stuff. All will be well!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't care about anything here except my jealousy over your access to Whataburger.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going to guess you're a dude, right? Dumb one at that.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

Have a good time at the Klan rally. I heard there will be cake at the next meeting.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

So you were like a human-vibrator for a bit, huh?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does it make you feel good to be a prick for no fucking reason? Just curious, *champ*.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lmao... No. I'm not. Dick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's got such confidence in his step.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speelings*

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Aim high, kiddo!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The water levels in Sonic always pissed me off.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

This is the deadliest mass shooting. OP's semantics are off.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They didn't say they were a *good* teacher...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Come on, man. You can try it. Once.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My guess is that there was a deal with the devil sealed by a blood sacrifice and/or blood orgy to make it official somewhere down the line.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahh. Gotcha. Even Lance Armstrong knows you should always play with at least one ball.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no goddamn clue what's happening here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very few vehicles can force a truck driver's butthole to pucker like a freight train can.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can confirm.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would have been right around the area I'd have guessed. The no fence thing is a dead giveaway.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0