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Basically, that one episode of The League where Pete dates a girl with epilepsy happened to me this morning.
My boyfriend was probably a little freaked out, but we had previously discussed what he should do in case I have a seizure and he handled it very well.
I did not recognize our bedroom or anything in our home for about an hour, but that's normal after a seizure (for me).
Once I remembered the moment before I lost consciousness, I got to have a good chuckle over a crummy situation!
SultryKoala
My wife is epileptic, so she has seizures pretty frequently when we're screwing.
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I bet that's the tightest you've ever been.
derpindrunks
Dated a guy that had seizures. He had one during sex once. I thought I'd broken him.
LaughingSeraphim
he is a rapist
Sheari
+1 for letting your partner know about a characteristic that may be challenging for them to handle
SarahMK
I had one the first time me and husband had relations. He said I farted on his shoulder as he was trying to roll me back onto the bed.
TacoCorporationRepresentative
Hahaha the first time? That's a love story for the ages.
themilkmancometh
" hold on baby its about to get bumpy "
perlcat
Half the plot of the original M*A*S*H novel.
Balethorn
As someone with epilepsy this is now my biggest fear
KirwinWebb
Episexy
AnOceanOfStars
I initially read "a cummy situation"...
discardedusername
Are you in a state you could try medical Marijuana? I've heard so many success stories just from going to dispensaries. =)
TacoCorporationRepresentative
We live in Colorado, no prescription needed :-)
itakecreditforthingsihadnothingtodowith
Your bf:
GreenLanternMD
Well, that adds an element of prospective excitement to oral sex, diesn't it?
TacoCorporationRepresentative
More like prospective terror for him.
slowmotionsmile
Six inches to a yard I'll have you acting like a retard.
alticaarden
I have epilepsy, this is my biggest fear! Good on you OP for taking it like a champ.
NerdN1
Would probably be even more terrifying for your partner, especially if you haven't discussed your condition in detail.
alticaarden
All my serious partners know, still would be awks af
quesadillaz
I just watched that episode!! But glad you're okay
THCunt
creamy situation* fixed that for ya, OP.
ipooppyramids
A cummy situation?
PeopleDontBelieveImCanadian
This is fucking intense yo.
carn37lake
Your thinking of camping.
SwitchPusher
No no that's in tents
BroadMetal
*cummy situation
SweetNarNar
Dammit +1
fuckyouBrendaFloyd
You spelled cummy wrong...
Svnergy
@OP FOREVER UNCLEAN
TacoCorporationRepresentative
You need a pocket dog.
OhElleNo
As a fellow epileptic, this is a huge fear of mine. It's right up there with raves and extravagant Christmas light displays.
buckystaco
I've had a seizure after taking a dump. It was horrifying after I woke up
TacoCorporationRepresentative
You're like an epileptic Chris Farley. And I'm pretty sure that's a compliment.
buckystaco
TacoCorporationRepresentative
Oh shit I just realized my username has some relevance here!
SpadeyGirl
Awesome! :D
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
*Over a cummy situation. ftfy
BubblesSayingDecent
Sex so good she gave you a seizure, that's how I would choose to tell the story.
DickSoup
Sexilepsy.
SweatyEddie
Epilsexy
Z1MM3R
whatever they called it in that episode of the League
PHlLOSORAPSTAR
Sexileptic
overboard
epilepsex...
bluesmcgroove
epi-sexy
TheFreeMeaLLady
Sexpelipsy
HelloMax
Thatsmyfetish.gif
KbBlacken4
Episex
TeachKindness
Epilexy
Melfeasance
My wife has had orgasms followed up by epileptic seizures. I shit you not.
WhyAreYouASmugBellend
Cool. Were you there with them? Or did you just see the video?
theherbalhelper
I guess you know if she was faking then
reff42
It's because she thinks of the porygon episode to climax
AntonioStark
Lots of activity in the brain.
VikingInOz
I started to nose bleed on my now girlfriend the first time we hooked up. Tons of fun
Tiiimmmaayy
That's so cool, I wish my girlfriend vibrated like that.
kosmoosi
Ruckinrugger
My girlfriend did too, right after she orgasmed, didnt remember anything for 15 mins. Scary shit at first lol
jesuisgur
My ex first O ever was undistinguishable from a seizure: foam at the mouth, weird keening noise, all muscles spasms, 1 hour to get normal...
JAFIOI
So... Protein shake?
xador
"No seriously, she had a seizure my dick was so big." your bf probably
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Well then we know you're not OPs boyfriend.
xador
You thinking about my dick again. Sure you are straight..
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
If I wasn't before, I am now that I've met you.
xador
Thinking about my dick?
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I'm talking about being straight0... oh wait, you probably don't know what that word means do you?
IWouldLickThat
So you'd previously discussed what to do... does that mean he got to finish first?
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IWouldLickThat
I've also discussed death with my wife. I get one last one. I'm just hoping it's not in public.
TacoCorporationRepresentative
Oops deleted it. Comment was "we have a loving relationship, so of course." (for anyone interested in what spurred his response)
tonedeafsidekick
asking the real questions
DunderMifflinCo
Rodvitner
Hopefully it wasn't in the mouth at time of seizure...
Flyndaran
Any hole has muscles that when spasming could rip that dick off.
rlynotsurewhatimdoing
So nasal and aural sex are out of the question too?
Ilikecreativepeople
Listen... A seizure is nothing to sneeze at
TheAlmightySpud
So, the usual then?
TheRenegadeSpud
I was trying to come up with something witty about our usernames, but I'm too drunk, so fuck it. Your username... I like that shit.
TheAlmightySpud
Dude that's creepy i love it. I wonder how many other Spuds there are on here? Iv seen a couple now.
TheRenegadeSpud
Well I haven't been on too long, so you're the 1st I've seen. Maybe we can unite them all. SPUDS ASSEMBLE!
rieter
Kinda want to know the answer. And by want I mean need.
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eurybaric
Yer a wizard @IWouldLickThat !
TacoCorporationRepresentative
Thanks, @IWouldLickThat ????
TacoCorporationRepresentative
*!!!! (not ????)