195 pts ยท August 1, 2015
There's no doubt
silver lining
Imagine being addicted to it...
Talk about your all time backfires
maybe just more than one
You may live in Toronto, but you are no Torontonian
nothings wrong with the bidet is there?
Casuals.
I leave my door unlocked.
Weird, i said these exacts words in my head. poppa?
fucking bees
We used to kick a tennis ball around at recess and we called it "foot hockey". I'm Canadian.
Hey, it saves time.
http://imgur.com/SNDLO2R
This guy doesn't fuck
OHHH... I've been calling her Krandle
It shouldn't hurt much either, I've just seen my child maimed. That's a selfish person to give a shit about anything but their kid atm
How shallow would you be where after experiencing something truly traumatic your effected by a joke on twitter?
He's making people laugh when the ugliest parts of life happen. I'll take an attempt at humor over someone's "thoughts and prayer"
Unlikely
and getting sand in your bits
That's how i wanna go out
I hope your kids get a rare blood disease
dude probably just wrecks shop
I don't appreciate the assumption that i'm late, or have a job, or a drivers licence
Dear fannybandits, the left lane is for passing not for you to feel comfy while you pick a speed.
Getting nuts
A bad sitcom
"rick is bizarro *laughter* Doc brown *laughter* and Morty *laughter* is *laughter* bizarro *laughter*...
It's because it conditions you to think it's funny. It has the rhythm of jokes and laugh track despite lacking the actual content.
There's no doubt
silver lining
Imagine being addicted to it...
Talk about your all time backfires
maybe just more than one
You may live in Toronto, but you are no Torontonian
nothings wrong with the bidet is there?
Casuals.
I leave my door unlocked.
Weird, i said these exacts words in my head. poppa?
fucking bees
We used to kick a tennis ball around at recess and we called it "foot hockey". I'm Canadian.
Hey, it saves time.
http://imgur.com/SNDLO2R
This guy doesn't fuck
OHHH... I've been calling her Krandle
It shouldn't hurt much either, I've just seen my child maimed. That's a selfish person to give a shit about anything but their kid atm
How shallow would you be where after experiencing something truly traumatic your effected by a joke on twitter?
He's making people laugh when the ugliest parts of life happen. I'll take an attempt at humor over someone's "thoughts and prayer"
Unlikely
and getting sand in your bits
That's how i wanna go out
I hope your kids get a rare blood disease
dude probably just wrecks shop
I don't appreciate the assumption that i'm late, or have a job, or a drivers licence
Dear fannybandits, the left lane is for passing not for you to feel comfy while you pick a speed.
Getting nuts
A bad sitcom
"rick is bizarro *laughter* Doc brown *laughter* and Morty *laughter* is *laughter* bizarro *laughter*...
It's because it conditions you to think it's funny. It has the rhythm of jokes and laugh track despite lacking the actual content.