718bmt

195 pts ยท August 1, 2015


There's no doubt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

silver lining

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine being addicted to it...

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Talk about your all time backfires

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe just more than one

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You may live in Toronto, but you are no Torontonian

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nothings wrong with the bidet is there?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Casuals.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I leave my door unlocked.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Weird, i said these exacts words in my head. poppa?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fucking bees

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We used to kick a tennis ball around at recess and we called it "foot hockey". I'm Canadian.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, it saves time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This guy doesn't fuck

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OHHH... I've been calling her Krandle

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It shouldn't hurt much either, I've just seen my child maimed. That's a selfish person to give a shit about anything but their kid atm

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How shallow would you be where after experiencing something truly traumatic your effected by a joke on twitter?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He's making people laugh when the ugliest parts of life happen. I'll take an attempt at humor over someone's "thoughts and prayer"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Unlikely

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

and getting sand in your bits

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how i wanna go out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope your kids get a rare blood disease

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dude probably just wrecks shop

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't appreciate the assumption that i'm late, or have a job, or a drivers licence

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

Dear fannybandits, the left lane is for passing not for you to feel comfy while you pick a speed.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 36

Getting nuts

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A bad sitcom

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"rick is bizarro *laughter* Doc brown *laughter* and Morty *laughter* is *laughter* bizarro *laughter*...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It's because it conditions you to think it's funny. It has the rhythm of jokes and laugh track despite lacking the actual content.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5