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Jul 19, 2017 12:26 PM
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Fyeahdominik
MrDurden93
It doesn't get brought up enough that you can actually be old enough to have sex in this country, but not to watch porn.
HERODMasta
RaveFlyz
That unexpected ending. Hahaha
MizzFortune
@entertainmeimsick this is your shit
TheAllMightyThreeShoeBeating
An addictive thing that lots of people like? Let's ban it! That'll surely stop the creation and consumption of it entirely and not spark 1/2
TheAllMightyThreeShoeBeating
prohibition levels of backlash! 2/2
morakdais
Time for a lot of brits using workarounds to avoid this idiocy. Also lucky he chav shiv in the back on the way to the booth
morakdais
He didn't stupid phone
FuzzyX
I already have a lifetime subscription Infinity package to VPN Unlimited. No blocks will ever stop me.
skthegreat
Now this.... this is a good greentext
ImSorryFriend
All those blokes with hard drives full of porn are going to be the richest wankers in England.
javer80
malorn13
jamesw342
I always upvote Partridge
rogueJ
A haaaaaaa
qwaszPieDancer
deonizm
To shreds, you say. Well how's his mum?
Mockingbirb
sharksrule248
Pixels please?
Hasemage
Inthewayandout
It's a classic 4chan punchline lol nothing surprising
The4ChanHacker
FrodorBaggins
That's actually an old greentext tho
untakenusername20
Vermifuge
jo3v
That ending killed me 10/10 greentext
27yoUGLYvirgin
Not just you.
Rabh
Porn is just an acceptable excuse to limit access to the internet in general. The tories know they wont win young voters so they're screwing
roflcopterLOL
The thing is, if they weren't messing with current tech so much they'd probably be more popular with the young voters
Baughr
What the fuck did i just read??
PaulNewmansGhost
He coulda made his own right there in front of dear ol' dad.
attofreak
It was cuckold, after all.
MerToo
Och, not me arse...
Gayforbae
Da*
tarataqa
D*
rimehoarfrost
I think the point of cuckolding is that you are the cuckold. Not sure. Not my thing tbh.
PaulNewmansGhost
You mean the dude banging the wife is having a miserable time? Like 'Ughhhh, must I?'
rimehoarfrost
No, he's having just as much fun as the cuckold.
PaulNewmansGhost
*Gets confused* Fucks the Dad.*
EndersGameofThrones
Do you always turn gay when confusion sets in? Be wary if your gay friends hand you a sudoku book while smiling fiendishly.
LegionHeart42
That's more than confused right there.
aptatlas
Shortly afterwards they "honor" rape him before throwing him off the roof for committing homosexual acts.
Cajagi
Oh sweet christ no. This is legit. GOLDSHIRE WILL BE FLOODED!
Dares
/e rubs her bulge up against u "hi ^^"
Cajagi
owo wut dis
Lilshadow48
PORNSHIRE IS ALWAYS FLOODED
Cajagi
Yeah, but it'll be even MORE flooded!
Z3roCool007
Time to start torrenting some porn.
TheNameIWantedWasntAvailable
Just download all of the porn now. Even that weird shit you're not into. Because you never know when you will be and want it right away
Z3roCool007
All of the porn!? I don't think theres enough space on any PC in the world for that!
Falos
Not with that attitude! Now fap!
TheNameIWantedWasntAvailable
Pfft. Hard drive space is cheap now.
SpookyMcSpook
Fuck the tories
RetaliatoryAnticipation
Were they also the ones with the copyright law that made it illegal to have a brain?
TheFunkyCodingMonkey
With a rusty dildo
DeviousLuxray
With a live grenade.
quintusfontane
Absolutely. Unfortunately our current choices are between greedy elitists, dreamworld populists, and what seem to be actual bloody clowns.
StopLookingAtMyName
Don't worry, in a few years time their entire voter base will have died and we can finally move on from the 1980s.
Dravit
Back to the 70s with Marxist Corbyn? We're fucked.
StopLookingAtMyName
Corbyn is to the left of me, but calling him a Marxist is just insulting to actual Marxists. He's just hard-left.
Dravit
He's also hard of thinking
AngelicOrb
Don't worry, you'll definitely need a fake ID to rent ultra porn.
AntennaDibb
only about 100 years to go before I finally can browse ultra porn legally! hopefully the blockbuster is still around!
Ryanator50
you have to be a baby boomer to see the good stuff.
derp215
Is that a Futurama reference?
CommanderWilliamTRiker
can someone explain what the fuckity fuck is happening over there?
FuzzyX
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40630582
jimjam2
Theresa May and her nasty party
PriestOfLordVote
Theresa May is doing her level best to make Trump look like a good guy in comparison.
teratrain
they're going in two different directions, really. may's trying to control absolutely everything while trump's spinning in his go-kart.
Morrigi
To be honest, for now I'm glad that I only have to deal with the go-kart.
SickOfThisCessPool
What will it take for the English to revolt?
Dowr
You know this will also affect the Northern Irish, Scottish and Welsh to, right?
xVancha
Far more than this. Between the manipulated and the jaded, there aren't many left who would both want to and bother to revolt.
DigitalMau
nor can they since even knives are restricted
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Take away their Chocolate Hobnobs. I remember when the EU tried to interfere with the banger. Several folks were quite cross, miffed even.
alwaysupvotefuturama
A female Dr. Who.
TheBritfag
Or a black James Bond.
Treblaine
Not as triggered as an American playing Bond.
Treblaine
Technically: a Catholic Monarch. Other than that, pretty much nothing.
chaoguy2006
Probably this when it comes into effect.
yourmomisminenow
if they block the cuckold porn
OutrageouslyBritish
Last time it was because the King went in a room he wasn't allowed to go in. So that. (Yes I am massively over simplifying the civil war).
kofjfsfsf
Germany is trying to do the same thing. And also they want to force google to mainly display public service broadcasters u know, propaganda.
Brute765
What Assholes
Fudui2
People need to read up on Germany.
IamPeeved
Wait, did I miss something? Did net neutrality get abolished overseas already?
ICantThinkOfAU
banning a website that hosts things illegal in the country, which already happens everywhere for copyright. Still shite though. 2/2
RecurringNightmare
the opposite, google displays best payers first, thats dangerous, so goverment wants them to show government-funded public news sources >
RecurringNightmare
> as top results, but of course conspiracy theorists call that propaganda, which is isnt, its funded but not controlled by the government, >
RecurringNightmare
> obliged to deliver neutral and detached news and facts...they are not perfect but do a solid job at that <<<
ICantThinkOfAU
Nah this is nothing to do with net neutrality, ISP's can't throttle internet or anything like that with this. It's no different to 1/2
RoyFuckingMustang
Okay then, gunna cross Germany and the UK off of the list of places I'll move when America finishes going to shit.
RecurringNightmare
i highly doubt laws like that would pass here, "trying to do the same thing" just means some idiots want it, not that its realistic they >
RecurringNightmare
> get it, privacy is protected here pretty good, too good for my taste sometimes, as long as terrorism and crime prevention are hindered >
RecurringNightmare
> by it some BS like that will never pass...<<<
Feralkyn
Idk about this, Germany's freedoms are pretty fuckin' good. I moved here from the US and it's just gotten better while US got worse... but-
TheBritfag
"Germany's freedom" You can get arrested for denying the holocaust or doing the hitler salute. I don't think that's freedom
RecurringNightmare
yeah raping children is also forbidden, what a shit country, the freedom to rape some kids whereever i want is essential for my well-being/s
eponman
Lacking freedom of thought is a kinda big freedom to lack. Whether they are thoughts you agree with or not...
sundaymondayhippyday
Feralkyn
then, I left during Bush's reign of insanity.
RecurringNightmare
a bit late but still: wällkamm tuh schörmänie
ICantThinkOfAU
You say "But then, " But do remember who's in charge now, if you thought Bush's reign was insanity... Well..
Feralkyn
Hey, I'm glad I'm gone, it's just getting worse lol
SonderingStrike
Britain wants to limit access to something... prohibit it, I wonder if it'll work or if people will just make their own pornography in baths
th3p0x
The law seems to only apply to paid sites. Do I have that right? Kids don't pay for porn. I still don't. Lol, someone was bored I guess.
th3p0x
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-40630582 - "on a commercial basis". Tumblr has copious amounts of porn but doesn't meet that criteria.
spattr
Or various other towns and hamlets in Somerset.
SonderingStrike
Pfft, bath or nothing, nobody likes any of those other shitty ones.
BlackavarLion
It's my wond, I can wash it however I like.
SonderingStrike
"Were you beating your meat, sir?" "No ma'am, I was simply polishing my broom handle"
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Porn mags will sell better.
SonderingStrike
"Pfft, no nudity here, just half naked women with essentially see through clothes!"
Catmandoom
Well maybe the uk is going to see a resurgence in the ol' hard mags
SonderingStrike
Perhaps, they can try to restrict us, but like their bodies, WE WILL BE FREE!
Surely
Dogging
Itisseventyalonghere
Which you can actually do, actually.
thelittlecalum
actually?
Itisseventyalonghere
Yes.
SonderingStrike
Some of the best is made within a bathtub.
Yeraton
I dont understand this. There will always be a way to get around the verification.
Falos
It's theater. I don't know whose, for who, or why, but something so retarded on the surface has ulterior motive.
PeteTusk
The rank idiots who think this is a good idea may tend not to know or care, or derive glee from thinking about extra punishments for those.
FuzzyX
This is our RETARDED Government failing to realise that the Internet is an adult world where children should be adult supervised. 1/2
B99Reactions
But you got a huge majority of retarded adults, how do you deal with that? cant teach people to supervise their kids, so what now?
FuzzyX
And not to force adults to live in a child safety proof KinderNet. 2/2.
Gaidenninjacat
The day this shit happens in my country, is the day I make a new internet, with blackjack and hookers.
Hybris51129
In many ways this just seems like natural extension of what is already done at least from an American's POV.
mike111177
heh, natural extension.
digstermuhooboot
All governments do things like this. It's all about popular opinion. 40 something upper middle class mothers love this idea.
digstermuhooboot
The implementation is ridiculous though, but that's yet another problem with governments.
FuzzyX
Sure they love to shirk their responsibility to safeguard their children from the big bad adult world.
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
So is the immigration issue really that bad over there? We (canada) got plenty of immigrants too and nothing really changed
BoyofBeef
I'm British and travel the UK a lot for work. It isn't an issue, it never has been and never will be. We have a racism and class problem.
roflcopterLOL
It's worse in places like Germany where they left thousands of new-arrivals to bunch up and not integrate at all, but UK isn't perfect
RedDwarfIV
In any case, most radicalised Muslims are second or third generation immigrants. 1st gen immigrants tend to want to fit in more.
RedDwarfIV
The problem isn't immigration in general (which can be good for the economy), but mass immigration without security checks.
QuietJack
It depends who you ask, but I think they're just being made an easy scapegoat.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
Depends on who you ask. Besides, this is a 4chan post. It's hilariously exaggerated for jokes.
OutrageouslyBritish
No. The Daily Mail etc blow it out of proportion, and their retarded readers are louder than everyone else, soyou see their opinion more.
MrMcCookieMuffin
Depends where you go, quite a few places in london i.e. where I live there's 0 integration methods employed, so you either end up being 1/2
MrMcCookieMuffin
Foreign in a sea of natives (mostly north etc) or Native in a sea of foreign. Generally people get along fine as far as I've seen apart
MrMcCookieMuffin
From gang violence etc, which can end up having very racial overtones even within the immigrated communities, not towards natives/opposite
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
That's probably the difference. The immigrants here have integrated very well, we've made sure of it
mdzmdz
The law states that UK ISPs can be requested to block sites that host porn and do not institute age verification. This could include Imgur
eion85
I think it only applies to sites that sell pornography, not host it.
NorwayRat
When will people realize that "blocking porn" is just an excuse for internet censorship? Just look at China, they've been doing it for years
GuardsmanMiku
the article sais websites like twitter and reddit would be exempt, so likely so would imgur
allthewaffles
Applies to any website that provides pornography "on a commercial basis" to people in the UK. So no it won't unless imgur sells porn.
TheBurritoConfederacy
The next step will, of course, be an expansion of the definition of 'commercial basis' to include ad revenue from anywhere on the site.
Falos
Yeah, you have to be pretty naive to think shit like that even slows them down, when they sincerely want a law leashed they're explicit.
allthewaffles
Then they'd have to do the same to Google. It's not gonna happen.
bendoverandbraceyourself
time4VPN yo
mdzmdz
Those'll be in next year's legislation
ICantThinkOfAU
So what? They've gotta catch me first. http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/131/714/7proxies.PNG
MyPasswordIs1234
Then apply for a refugee status in some free country.
kaztas
I thought the Americans were supposed to be the prudes about sex...
QueenCousland
We're prudes, we're just too into free speech to do this kind of thing.
th3p0x
We're too into porn to do this kind of thing. Lol
StatmanIbrahimovic
Where do you think they got it from?
kaztas
"WE LEARNED FROM WATCHING YOU!"
AkLonewolf
The Puritans who got kicked out for being too uptight for the British.. that is saying something.
StatmanIbrahimovic
They didn't get kicked out, but yes they left for that reason. Still doesn't mean that what was left behind was anything but prude
AkLonewolf
they strutted out like Brender... but with Prudishness and smallpox.
TacticallySignificantTurtle2ElectricBoogaloo
No they left because they wanted to avoid possible persecution for practicing a religion not approved by the state.
ICantThinkOfAU
they were persecuting everybody else and trying to impose their religion on others. 2/2
ICantThinkOfAU
Not exactly. Puritans wanted to "Purify" England. And were therefore persecuted. People didn't like them, because 1/2
mdzmdz
It was bad enough when they made the major ISPs turn on a porn blocker so people had to go on a register of "people who opted in to porn".
FuzzyX
Realise the truth that porn is only a gateway to much wider Government censorship and site blocks.
ApolloTheSpaceFox
exactly
mdzmdz
Or just as bad that any site you're "verified" on has your real world details tied to your login - makes it easy to track you down
sundaymondayhippyday
Really?
ICantThinkOfAU
Haha, no, not at all. It never got implemented, and there was never going to be a "Register". Just a yes/no if you wanted an adult 1/3
ICantThinkOfAU
filter on your connection for if you had kids. Government's are doing enough spurious shit that we need to pay attention to 2/3
ICantThinkOfAU
without idiots like that guy making shit up haha. 3/3
ceepurps
What register?
mdzmdz
It isn't a formal "register" but the ISPs have the filter status recorded against their customer records which could be leaked or accessed.
mdzmdz
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/phones-telecoms-and-internet/information-for-industry/internet-policy/internet-safety-2
mdzmdz
I like though that despite this a majority of people have decided they want their porn
ceepurps
That's an important distinction though. I got the child block taken off my phone, but I'm not on a 'register', since phones aren't regulated
ceepurps
that way. You can pick up a burner phone with payg sim and wank to the weird stuff as much as you like.
ApolloTheSpaceFox
is this still occuring? and how is there not outrage and riots if so?
Pootisborn
Quick, throw your tea in the harbor. It worked for us.
Trikk
Look, they are only standing up to the patriarchy. Why do you hate women?
ApolloTheSpaceFox
I'm gay...
Jusmar
"Won't somebody think of the children"
Falos
I did and was told it is not a classy thing to do in polite company :V
mdzmdz
Thinking about children is what they claim to be trying to prevent
ApolloTheSpaceFox
children watch porn... and they should. Unless you want them fucking each other instead?
Jusmar
People in power don't understand that so they're trying to protect their innocence by screwing the rest of us over.
kuriosly
because then you'd be the guy who rioted because of porn
Muirenne
People should riot for porn. I mean, do you know how much technology has been influenced by porn over the years? We'd be lost without it.
Khaylain
Indeed. Porn is the reason VHS won out, Porn led the way with money transactions over the internet, Porn is helping VR become a thing. Porn
JapAnus
I'd do that. We need a porn march. Like a women's march, but to save porn. I love porn
mdzmdz
I suspect the feminists would protest - or rather half would, the other half would accuse the others of slut shaming and such
ApolloTheSpaceFox
so? It's a basic element of freedom of speech.
Leushenko
that's literally why they chose porn to start with, because people can be persuaded not to see it that way
ICantThinkOfAU
I literally never had to do that, I heard about it, don't think it ever happened. Or if it did, it must've been opt-in rather than opt-out.
mdzmdz
It was only 4 ISPs and then only for new accounts
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
apparently, it was repealed by the EU. let THAT sink in for a minute.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
some source: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/eu-rules-uks-porn-filters-are-illegal-a6711756.html i'm German >
ApolloTheSpaceFox
the fact that your government is even attempting it should still bring forth rage. That is only the first infringement of many to come.
ICantThinkOfAU
No problem with opt-in things. However if they attempted to enforce it as something you have to opt-out of, course I'd go through the roof
SilentAitch
Two things: 1) Read the whole thing in an American trying-to-do-an-English accent. 2) Did not see the end coming. Amazing!
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
I read it in a Somerset accent
STGxDante
I read it in John Oliver's voice and his character.
Shmaaw
But it was an Austrian who wrote it.
NSPike
Deffo American doing English - our house numbers don't go up that high :-D
TheBritfag
That's a weird looking Latvian styled American flag there.
radmelon
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/343/085/168.jpg
CheddarDreams
Dumb question probably, but why not?
NSPike
House numbers start at 1 and streets are never more than a hundred or so houses long - odds on one side, evens of the other, so max 1/2
NSPike
house numbers tend to be in the 200s - and that's very rare
itisntisit
Also 'tele', 'pecker' and God 'bless' the Queen.
Dares
There's literally an Austrian flag next to the 'Anon', come on.
itisntisit
Doesn't mean he's Austrian. He might just be a Nazi
DJIGGINS13
Oooo!!! He’s got ya there, lad.
Komah311
I did the same. Well done :)
electrifyingseer
i read it in a really weird british accent. like cockney, but weird.
DeadTuesday
It's the Dick Van Dyk "Roighty oh Marry Perpins!" Accent
electrifyingseer
nah more like, stretching mouth kind of noise. like when you say "E". idek. I just imagined it weird.
electrifyingseer
just not posh at all.
flavinbagel
I was like "four-digit house number? Cardinal direction attached to street name? No postal code that looks like my wifi password??"
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rickeyspanish
you fuckers can fuck right off mate
ceepurps
Plus any fule kno that tele is a television, not a telephone. (And it's spelled telly.)
hrondleman
Cardinal directions can be in street names, usually at the end though. "Victoria Road North" for example
YesMyNameIsNo
I have a 4 digit postal code and only a 2 digit house number
YesMyNameIsNo
And of course a direction attached, where else would ya go? :P
UltimaCaitSith
I know what that accent is, but I can't imagine anyone doing a bad "trying to sound American" accent.
DeadTuesday
Dick Van Dyke... Roighty-oh Marry Perpins!
hrondleman
Nearly anyone I know who does an 'American' accent would fit the bill there.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
that's because for some odd reason, Brits and Aussies can do a flawless american accent.
electrifyingseer
that's because the original british accent is an american accent. fun fact.
SilentAitch
Nope! Other way round - British accent would have been spoken when the Brits arrived wouldn't it?
DJIGGINS13
The proof is in the Georgian accent from the Deep South. I’ll try to find the damned link...
electrifyingseer
i ... that's what i meant