All aboard the Gold Train

Dec 1, 2017 8:17 PM

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All aboard the Gold Train

If you didn't get the reference, there's a lot you need to learn about hie downs, banjos, and country tomfoolery

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well, the song is supposedly about an STI, so of course that would line up also

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the illustrious hie-down.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You missed the best comment, which was one or two comments after the last one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@KangaRude

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just wanted to point out, it keeps going.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A pandemic joke before it was cool. Hello random.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always favourite these so I can go back later to see how it ended up... I hope to god this one has a happy ending.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is actually why I don't like reddit for anything other than finances or DIY.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Cringy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Just like Imgur !

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I would hie myself to a hoedown.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, I would have hated myself if I didn’t get it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how everyone got gold except for *sick banjo solo*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Which sucks because I thought it was damn clever

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It might have been cropped

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Typical reddit. The perfect answer gets a cursory upvote, and the joke answers get the gold

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I would watch that Netflix series.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diamond Dave's School of Ninjy

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What about a Hootenanny?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This song is my ringtone and I listened to it only moments ago as I ignored a call from my boss

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PAITENT ZERO

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is patient zero always Cotton-eyed Joe?

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Well if the infection is in his eye then yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes. always. it always starts with that song.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Since a long time ago

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think tracing the beginnings would be a good start.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Hoedown, sugar pie;)

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Oh bless your heart...I'm sure it was a typo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I reckon it musta been:)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We banned thus song, among many others, from our wedding

8 years ago | Likes 320 Dislikes 12

Naw we played it at my wife and I's wedding a pair of my groomsmen busted out into an impressive jig it was a good time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad I univited myself from your wedding!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I went to a German wedding... They square danced to a pop version

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember the Chicken Dance playing at my brother's wedding reception.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We didn't even think of making a no play list when I got married. I would have preferred cotton eye joe to watch me or bye bye bye

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Heathens.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Swede I'm sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well mark me down for resentfully attend!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure you lose your status as an American if you do that within US boarders.

8 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 4

American here, did the same thing at my wedding, to many of the wrong people take shirts off and dance to that song.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

And those wrong people, you have them at your wedding?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0