Key West family
Um, phrasing
Cream of spinach that I made
My entry for the Halloween Party at my office
It's like he's hoarding toes
So we're sharing wierd pinkies today?
True refinement
Maybe a little bitter
Should have gone into Bird Law
Where there's a will there's a way.
Booya, full house
My aparement complex hasn't turned the fountain off in a while
My stomach was making the rumblies, that only hands would satisfy.
Cat started visting my parent's backyard and sleeping in a flower pot
I can't see a downside to this
How you know you're a grown ass man
I got a bed for the cat that occasionally visits my parents' backyard for Christmas
So, whatcha readin?
What?
Elite Tauren Chieftains still use the old models
Green locust understands us
A perfect gift for the holidays I found in the Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue
Lawyer stories
I was eating a cookie.
Fidget Spinners now in Overwatch
The Overlord and Supreme Ruler of Death Lord of TeamZombie
The cats of Hemingway House (and others)
Was searching for evil man quotes, was not disappointed
Miyamoto-san is disappointed in you
Drug advice from Snake
Mr. Ted Huntley has seen better days
OBJECTION You've activated my trap lawyer.