getting ready for a colonoscopy be like-

Dec 4, 2025 7:46 PM

woozle

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getting ready for a colonoscopy be like-

I did it though! I had it this morning. Prep is the worst.

look at it like a post-thanksgiving cleanse

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

the blink of an eye

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so much better with sound

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It is by far the worst part of the whole procedure. I just had one done and the way it was done was a hell of a lot nicer. My kidneys are slightly compromised, so they gave me a different prep and it was so much easier.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That what the 5lbs of Haribo sugar free gummy bears are for.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol I thought of that!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh damn, 3 ninja's. I haven't thought about those films in ages

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The post clip isn’t from that but you’re right that I also haven’t thought of that movie in ages

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

lol nice

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Prep is the worst. You empty your bowels then you empty the last memories your bowels ever had of holding anything then you go some more.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And after that you expel the subconscious and all the knowledge your ancestors have passed down over millennia

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ego death: actually just a big shit

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lol perfect

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I may be weird, but that part has never been that awful for me… drinking the stuff though, that lives on in my nightmares.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that's interesting. I found the taste to be just fine. I put it in cold Gatorade.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have one scheduled tomorrow and the prep hasn't been terrible. Just...don't trust any farts.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DO. NOT. trust a fart.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You remember that burger you ate last year? You about to.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My butthole!

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That gum you swallowed in third grade? Prepare to be reunited.

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You didn't have to delete that comment. I was joking about my rep. It is perhaps even more funny that you deleted it.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll give u a hint, it's something that rhymes with schmautism schmectrum schmisorder. Don't tell woozle, he's got enough on his plate reestablishing a healthy biome of intestinal flora

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got you, buddy.

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