13lbs of beef brisket for my brother's wedding potluck tonight.
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When that one Twitter friend posts anti-Trump links non-stop throughout the day
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Facing 2018 Be Like...
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Just discovered PortSherry today...
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MRW Rick Perry wants to run for prez again
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It had to be done.
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1993
When Daddy is Officially Fed Up With Lost Remotes
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Why we check our shoes in the IT office
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Making a rollerball pen from epoxy resin and pinecones.
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My Glove Now, Riley.
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Kong v. Godzilla is dumb
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MRW To my social media feeds right now.
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Makin' Another Pen...
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718
Winter Weather Advisory? Again???
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Necessity is the mother of invention
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Ice sucks
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Well, I'd hire her...
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Devil went down to Georgia
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2030
So, daylight savings is going to steal an hour of my precious sleep this weekend.
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1025802
Do you fancy yourself somebody of import? Perhaps you are a legal scholar?
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403
I have convened in order that I may cavort.
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276
When I decide to share an unpopular opinion on an Internet forum
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I'm so sorry.
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MRW I get a notification from my phone and my computer about an event of which I'm already aware.
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728
When I check the Summer Olympics Medal Tally Each Morning
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10
Jogging At Middle Age...
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50
Who remembers...?
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I'll die without my armor.
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When I manage to comment right as an image is going viral
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The Struggle Is Real
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When my kids piss and moan about what I'm making for them to eat, and then end up cleaning their plates.
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31786609
Sitting on the throne in our new place, realize that we don't own any plungers yet.
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Do you even?
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526
When all of the webcomics I read are doing "guest weeks."
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142
Fully expected to find an empty pan
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MRW I read an article telling me to dress like some damn hipster
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147
MFW I describe a difficulty parenting my kids, and somebody tries to relate by talking about their pets.
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Lost your keys? Lemme get that for you...
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379
Some of you like that clip of the girl with the sword, but this is the demo that really impresses me.
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Not certain that this makes the lyrics any more bizarre than the original.
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243
Up yours, Kellogg's and Post!
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When the music is right
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Smørrebrød
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Go on. Everything will be fine. Probably.
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MRW the controller is too dang big for my hands
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235
Them Feels
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WHAT? DROP EVERYTHING GUYS.
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379
Because like, dang, full-size!
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55
Let me fix that for you...
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766
So I heard there might be an extended edition of 'The Martian' for the DVD release...?
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I wish I could say that this was the first time I'd ever done this.
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I bet this took a lot of math to pull off...
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