illegalpeanut
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me irl
AlphaCommander
She said pocket money.
wilesre
Her boobs don't have enough polyhedrons or something. Like from the 1st Tomb Raider.
frankwalkerfromnationaltiiiiiiiiiiles
god i love Katherine Ryan
stealthkat14
*cue stupid laugh HA HA haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (getting increasingly higher)
azazyel
I LOVE COUNTDOWN!!! And you Jon! http://imgur.com/51OSfks
Chron121
How does Jimmy Carr not know about these. Of all people.
lambaroo
probably still too busy tax dodging
FuckThisThingInParticular
jeffreybaratheon
I did not expect the caption to actually be relevant to the post...
theendofallthings
Jon Richardson - love the guy. My kind of funny!
SacreDoom
The fact that she says "loaned" irritates me way more than it should, considering it's also a correct alternative to "lent".
ChallengedKarma
I think Bongo Dongo is better hahaha
mialynneb
I think I need that.
SaltheartFoamfollower
#4 with an added animation of him playing the bongos should be what replaces a comment taken down for violating community rules.
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
I feel like "Bongo Schlongo" should be the name for an Oingo Boingo tribute band.
LearnedCoward
This is the very first thing I thought of.
kazuza
Racealistic
Reversethatsapenis.gif
DPHENS
RedBeardedBastard
20sidedhero
I feel like shlongo should be spelled schlongo and I don't know why.
LearnedCoward
From the German word Schlange, meaning snake.
DragonMaus
Because it should be: https://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/american_english/schlong
tbell84
Because that's how you spell schlong.
pandxa
Katherine Ryan irritates the shit out of me
Froghourt
OH THANK GOD, I was afraid I was gonna have to make that comment!
pandxa
She just rants about stupid shit and NEVER STOPS TALKING
Stupidpeoplearestpid
I love her, she genuinely makes me giggle. But hey comedy is subjective
helovesmiso
Loved his soundtrack for Batman, Beetlejuice, and Edward Scissorhands.
Eggman5000
I love little girls they make me feel so good. uh oh
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
isn't that the name of the Shadow Temple boss from Ocarina of Time?
tbell84
Ok, I thought we could submit large gifs since like forever ago. Why is this collage patchwork bs still happening. Honestly?
bukketl4d
My guess is Tumblr
IReviewDickPics
He's adorable!
ElPoloDiablo
I could rub my face all over him.
TVDinner6969
Username checks
IGotBannedForTheGIF
Well... um... that's what she said.
diabolicalfurby
I wish BBC would bring these shows over to the U.S.
hoopyhoop
They showed QI on BBCA for about 2 weeks. Then back to Star Trek/Ramsey/Twat Gear. BBCA is completely fucking useless.
8bitTunes
aw damn this post corrupted my train of thought and made me think BBC stood for big black cock in this context instead of the network.
GodEmperorOfImgur
Well, they would have, but you kinda threw a hissy fit in 1773's Boston harbor, and you've been in a timeout ever since.
slapmyassandcallmesusan
well.....the closest you guys have is @midnight.
farwall
Does BBC America show shoes from other UK broadcasters? This one's actually made by Channel 4.
kisforkatewhowasstruckwithanaxe
They do on occasion. They've also begun showing 10-20 year old American movies, which really defeats the purpose.
diabolicalfurby
I did not know that. Thanks for clearing that up.
farwall
I asked 'cause I have a vague feeling that they do show non-BBC shows on it though.
lambaroo
i think so
ThatWillBuffOut
It does. It showed Broadchurch.
SergiousMaximus
Katherine Ryan is the best thing to come out of Canada since maple syrup.
ridetheshoopuf
Mass Effect dude!
CharlesFuckingBronson
Now we have a name...
cageykraken
TwoPumpTrump
She seems like a nice girl. Not the funniest person, but I appreciate her value. Plus, she looks like she has a nice pair.
theoriginal7
How was this downvoted? She's a sexy rhmother. Yum. And single!
TwoPumpTrump
I'm not sure...People here are weird.
cinemeasctha
She is really funny but her delivery let's her down some times.
SergiousMaximus
I think it's a "timing" thing. I am a Brit so I usually just put it down to being from "slightly" different countries :)
iHaappened
SAUCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbIZv4DAJAY
QTLingTorrasque
Thank you good sir.
FatherDale
Thanks, a new addiction...
apocalyptic0n3
GIFs start at about 10:22 https://youtu.be/sbIZv4DAJAY?t=622
NothingWilde
Just watched that whole thing. Don't think I stopped laughing the entire time. Thanks!
iHaappened
np ^.^
SuperComputer
FULL EPISODE, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!
KeithQ96
Nice...
illegalpeanut
If someone knows of what this is from, please let me know
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illegalpeanut
Thanks! I'll definitely look it up
kallan0100
There are entire seasons of it on YouTube. Highly recommended!
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acelol
Starts at 10:24 I believe.
MajinCry
Dude. EVERYBODY knows what QI is.
LearnedCoward
This isn't QI.
MajinCry
That's the joke.
illegalpeanut
As an American: Really, no
azazyel
You'll need to check out QI then as well. Unfortunately a lot of them were removed from Youtube but it's an amazing show
farwall
"8 Out of 10 Cats does Countdown" to give the full title that nobody's quite managed yet.
MasterPrime
It's worth it just for rachel.
DidntBreakRulesBannedAnyway
probably countdown
illegalpeanut
Thank you!
triplemax
I have a very great friend in Rome called Bongo Shlongo.
ChocloMan
Atharaphelun
Phallus Magnus?
jval
"friend"
Sbates7
I'll always upvote a Life of Brian reference
shock6906
Same here.
WherePoetryComesToDie
LadyWidebottom
This is my dad's favourite bit. He never fails to lose his shit every time he watches it.
pirateduchess
Who is this Woger to whom you wefer?
AdrianDunne
* Fwend in Wome.
imhoots
Well, your friend was just on TV being fondled by a smiling woman, so yay for him!
JonnyMal
Does anyone else find it funny when I say the name...BONGO.....SCHLONGO?!?!
shock6906
The pain on that centurian's face as he was holding back laughter was hilarious. I love that scene.
phaedrus2129
Biggus Dickus
Evyreid
Dickus Maximus
TheOldNewSlowFast
Benedict Cumberbatch?
phaedrus2129
Bumbling Bandersnatch?
Sibep
Bendydick Cuminmysnatch?
TerribleAwful
http://imgur.com/NFJ6CMr
misternicepants
well no ones going to top that.gif
alicecrypt
LOL!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
shotinthehead
You should listen to Gabriel Iglesias talk about this man's schlong...
pataglop
Retiredgif.
ImadeaDireMistake
Dick turd...
itsprobablysarcastic
Turns out I was a bongo ghost all along
spacerocks
dopplebanger
ICommentAvatarGIFs
This needs way more points
depastry
What a dick, amiright? Ok. Bye. I'll leave now.
TravisKOP
roughly the same thing
yeehaww888
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Uncanny!
goldengoldblum
Alright alright alright...
waffleninjer
Sometimes you gotta drive a Lincoln. Sometimes you gotta be Bongo Shlongo. I don't know. I'm just livin.
tiniweiner
Alright allright allright in space
goldengoldblum
Goin to exshplore shome black holes...
BurningChicken
I was playing the bongos long before I was paid to.
julianamarie
You beat me to it dammit
thegelatoking
I didn't do it to be cool. Didn't do it to make a statement. I just liked it...
koopaya
Username doesn't check out. You're a chicken, not a cock. That's some fowl play.
BinkyTheRabbit
Maybe BurningChicken is a chicken who self-identifies as a cock but doesn't have the money to transition yet. Check your privilege
radioFREEmadras
You forgot to flip 'em the bird.
goddessofthewoos
This. This is why I imgur.
SaintSergey
Africa face :D
thegelatoking
I can't find the gif
BinkyTheRabbit
Here you go
thegelatoking
Yiiis. The only other thing I know this guy from is the beginning scenes of Hitch lol
feelsean
i just bang on the bongos and make the africa face!
1metalnation
Kek
WolfgangDeLinks
azazyel
This is "8 Out of 10 Cats does Countdown" and if you want a reason to watch it... http://imgur.com/Pj3gsp3
TedTheMan
@creepiestgirl
creepiestgirl
Mine’s better
TedTheMan
Did you make a Sid'esk vibrator?
creepiestgirl
I meant my sequin gif!
TedTheMan
Yes it is! And yes they are :)
rikerstrombone
Poor man's Suzie.
creepiestgirl
Mine is better
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elemjay19
I am obsessed with this show.
Cordonnier
That is a strange choice of sequin colour...
Naberhawk
Fun fact. In that episode you can draw on her dress. Pushing down turned it a greenish brown color
SwedishBalls
"I would crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her"
Fuckweasel
BaronvonFilthundtSchmutts
My wife has one of those dresses. I touch her a lot.
myjimmiesarerustled
Ah Rachel Riley, as a student, I have spent many a day wanking and whispering "I'll give you 2 large" during the numbers game
kidshady45
I laughed audibly on the street. Thanks for the odd stares.
lordfwahfnah
That's a nice tnetennba
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
I Googled that word and got: http://www.collinsdictionary.com/submission/4616/tnetennba - Amazing.
NotVeryCleverUsername
Ah yes, Rachel Riley. I would sell my girlfriend and my kidney to disappoint her for a night.
LearnedCoward
You misspelled second.
farloj
Rachel Goddamn Riley
Skuraix
How does that work?
BinkyTheRabbit
It's the sequins on her dress, they are a different color on the other side and the other color shows up when she rubs the dress
GrabbinSince05
I thought she was smearing shit all over herself
azazyel
1 min in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8g9LarfLLk
jimmityjammity
Appreciate the link but the whole concept of that video is full on creepy as balls...
azazyel
Yeah, I had my headphones in and it drove me crazy. It's a great show though.
Naberhawk
I think you mean http://imgur.com/qJiSydM
ZnozWoodlands
Yes definitely this one
Danaldinho
LETS PLAY COUNTDOWN!!!!
elfinglamour
I have the weirdest lady boner for him
ChuckChuckRazool
Hasn't been on the last couple. When that Essex guy came out instead i switched off.
havenwood
I don't get it. Everyone hates on him but, he was my favorite part of the show.
WhyWouldYouBelieveMeMyPantsAreOnFire
he gets hated on? he's fucking hilarious.
Naberhawk
I watch it via YouTube being an American without a tv subscription. Everyone in the comments hates him hard. I love him.
WhyWouldYouBelieveMeMyPantsAreOnFire
Ah that violates my step #1, never scroll to the comments. I've been watching the same way religiously for months. QI, 8/10, etc.
Ewuk
"What's countdown" - everywhere but the UK
AnExcellentComment
*Australian Cough*
Gimriz
I'm from Russia and I watched all the cats ones!
LearnedCoward
I've only watched 8/10 of the Cats
azazyel
Not really, I'm from the US and I've watched all of these ones. (I got hooked on panel shows after watching an eps of QI)
notme222
My path was Distraction -> Jimmy Carr -> 8oo10c -> panel shows -> wilty -> addiction
mslghtn
Me too! Aussie here
Ewuk
Yeah but you have countdown, it's just called 'letters and number'
callmeotterpop
I'm from the US too, and I LOVE Cats Does Countdown. I also watch Big Fat Quiz and Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
elemjay19
Also US! My gateway show was The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year!
Ewuk
But I'm on about regular countdown, like 8/10 cats does countdown with no comedy.
paddythelion
It's absolutely the best show ever. Personally I think it surpasses even QI, which has fallen quite hard of late.
notsosubtle
Ive about decided the same. the last few seasons of qi just havent been as good.
elfinglamour
It's run out of steam and they hardly ever bring on people who haven't been on before
notme222
Surely Would I Lie to You is a contender if not the acsolute best.
paddythelion
I really enjoy WILTY, but it too has dropped in quality lately.
sms001
That's a bummer, as I started at S1E1 a few weeks ago, and am now coming to the latest three series.
Lorgramoth
That first season was so great and interesting... and now it's just genitals, excrement, Nazis and experiments.
snarkface
As an American, what is a Boot Sale?
nuker4000
south canadian*
glittermytits
its a trunk sale
BOBNOBODY
A garage sale
chevysandcorgis
I think it's like a flea market where people sell out of the trunk (boot) of their cars....
FernandoRumdebum
Communal rummage sale/yard sale. Basically a lot is opened and cars go in and set up a table with stuff. Boot = trunk, the stuff is stored
FXTPD
As you'd expect a sale of a boot. Na its cars and you sell what you brought with you usually from the boot. DVDs games, old glassware etc
Vesane
Even as an Australian, to whom a car "trunk" = "boot" already, I couldn't figure out what it was. Sounds like a Suitcase Rummage, to me
peaceandpenguins
a yard sard
TheOldNewSlowFast
Come on man, don't make us all look stupid like that. We're not all that dumb.
sms001
There's a difference between ignorance and stupidity. (I had the gist, but I didn't know it was done en masse; which is a great idea.)
snarkface
Yeah, dang me for not knowing colloquialisms of other countries.
TheOldNewSlowFast
Yes, exactly. Knowing that the boot is the trunk of the car is not exactly rocket science.
bigeasy44
I read it as "Boat Sale". Imagined all the yachts in the marina having "yard sales" on their docks
coolhead2010
The boot is the trunk of the car. You wouldn't sell stuff out of your car, but you would have a garage sale. :)
SirDukeFillion
I thought it said book sale.
SamisabitchDeanisajerk
Like your yard/ garage sales but everyone goes to one place to buy and sell on arranged days
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
LIKE THE COMPTON SWAP MEET! Cuz I have listened to Dr Dre.
Splaterson
Ahhh all the fake YuGiOh cards i accidentally bought
Treblaine
People park their cars on cheap land to sell directly from the back of their car, not like a flea market as it's for 1 day, irregularly.
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Asrodrig
So basically Gypsy-fest 2015
ThisUsernameIsWhelming
As a canadian: everything is about sale
zeaga
I think that would fit right in here in America.
McGreed
Not to be mistaken as the bootsales you get in the back alley, they have different stock to sell.
badgerthewitness
Soooooo...stolen goods.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
So it's like a high class flea market.
JPBStory
Not high class, just organised.
ryan50ryan
Oh, I get it. Like the boot of a car.
krauraurgg
Yes. It's basically a parking lot turned into a marketplace. Or the other way around.
SubzeroAK
Someone needs to watch more Top Gear. ... oh wait. :(
garbenzoe
Hah! awwwww
Edwin0529
I'm sad now
sworp
Some more pointless info: They're usually on a Sunday and booty season is from March-November, down where I live anyway.
JSmith90
Pfft "booty season" lol
RoninOni
It's always "booty season" in cali 8-)
koopaya
Flea markets in Ohio are usually Sundays or Mondays. Where do you live? I've never heard the term boot sale, either.
someguy68
Boot is England for trunk, so I'm guessing England. ;)
koopaya
Thanks!
sworp
Just outside of London. It's a pretty British pass time, although they're popular in Australia as well apparently.
Mitheledh
Here in the US we do flea markets and garage sales. In some areas, garage saling is a weekend pasttime.
WhiskeyTangoFedora
Canadians want to know what its all a boot.
dukegonzo
She is Canadian too
lifeinmarveloustimes
like a garage sale out of peoples cars
HarryTheCaveman
Car boot sale. Basically lots of people simultaneously have a 'yard sale' from the back of their cars in a carpark on a Sunday morning.
tlazolteotl
car boot sale
Romaniac
It's British for "selling me shite out the back of me automobile"
dunc
It's where you shift your junk from your trunk
pastramionrye
Swap meet.
Dexterslab
the British version of a garage sale
KHextreme
A big field where people park up,open the trunks of their car and sell all their unwanted stuff to people who buy that stuff
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Sometimes they have them at Famous Footwear.
andybrice
It's really strange that a country with so many cars doesn't have boot sales.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Right?
TwentyPlusTwo
A "boot" is an English term for the truck of a car. It's essentially a garage sale.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
No, a boot is an English term for a type of shoe. Get your English right.
nintyuk
British term you semantic bastard.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Do I look like an earthquake?
nintyuk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantics
SaintPhoeniix
Imagine like 200 people all doing a yard sale in the same place at an arranged time.
sorrymomsorrygod
As a boot sale, what's an American?
FXTPD
A native or citizen of the united states.
imophalblue
A South Canadian.
captainjugwash
It's where we Brits gather to buy and sell phalic statues the size of car boots - hench 'boot sale'.
ThatWillBuffOut
A swap meet. Where stuff is sold from out of the boot (trunk) of a car.
SomoneAlwaysDiesInTheBeginingOfDisneyFilmS
It's not really about swapping. Unless u mean for money
olds97lss
what's a car?
Sluggathor
Its a machine with wheels
Flyndaran
Like a Dalek?
edinburgers
No that's a midget with wheels
jval
And a reaction gif is born:
AlaskanBulllWorm
annnnnnnd favorited
SomethingCleverBand
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand favorited.
Mabregick
Good point
donkeymoney
.
HippoDidIt
Thenlords work
HartigansBumTicker
What a beaut
TonyMac711
Thank you
NotAnInformantForTheNSA
Will put to good use later.
MattCookie
nice
koganinja
They become viral so fast!
iHateSalad
Haha. He's great. Went to see him in Stavanger a week ago. Genius!!!
ArmChairCommentator
Yes!!
nightmarerunner
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SAVENYAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEMATIIIIIIIVATAYAAAAAAA
SOIXONTENEUFguy
i thought it was "is that a cock playing the bongos?" at first
jval
That was a close second.
DerpyDuck1
IT WAS
Lokitana
How about mine ;3 http://imgur.com/mBifotW
DPHENS
SciaticNerd
Is that Kentucky Fried Movie?!?
DPHENS
Absolutely.
DevByTradeAndLove
Funniest damn man I've ever discovered.
mediamatix
mediamatix
this. this is a better one.
Jyrroe
I wish it didn't have the caption, like that other gif... this one! http://replygif.net/i/310.gif
nwb818
Thatd be perfect!
PsuPepperoni
SgtRed177
Here I am! I cropped it so the letters are left out: http://imgur.com/xfa2Zd1
DukeDark
Perfect
edinburgers
There goes my hero
m4ytuc9k
Perfection
thatclimbingguy
Beautiful.
theafterpipe
Hero.
JeffGoldblumSayingWellThereItIs
Pencillin
+10000000000000000000000000000
WilliamHuskerAdama
future use
killerdude8
I will be back for this at a later date, thank you sir, have an up vote
Gradwin
Ideletedmyoldimguraccountbecausethiswassuckingupmylife
AnonOmis1000
I dare say that one is better
kapitanextreme
Glorious
TheCochNessMonster
Real mvp over here
Gokule
nyes.
kiiyor
[generic God's work comment]
needkaffeen
[generic came here to say this]