oh, okay
Siri and I are like an old married couple who forgot how to communicate:
Weather.com going in on Trump for pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement:
The Trump years in a nutshell:
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Uncle Joe strikes again!
shout out to the people on Amazon who take the time to answer questions they have no fucking idea the answer to:
Alex Honnold free soloing (no ropes) El Capitan in Yosemite yesterday. Photo by Jimmy Chin.
Internet, do your thang:
Happy Pi Day, Imgur!
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When you've done pretty well for yourself, but you still have to invite your white trash relatives over to your fancy new house:
A Beautiful Linguistic Family Tree
Well I’ll be damned.
Big Steamy Twitter Dump
My friend climbed the South Sister in Oregon recently during a Monarch Butterfly swarm:
Right when the investigation against Trump is heating up and the Senate is trying to push through a half-baked healthcare bill, we wake up to this:
Strangely mesmerizing.
Me:
I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA!!
Residents view the first iceberg of the season as it passes "Iceberg Alley" in Newfoundland, Canada.
me scrolling the FP this lovely July 29th
This is an unconfirmed report from the recently leaked intelligence memo on Trump's Russian "conflicts."
I understand this internal conflict:
Me when George Frideric Handel says "let's just split the tab" when he knows he ordered more expensive shit:
Stone Cold, the SJW
Well this looks fun.
When your grandmother keeps trying to feed you after you already told her you ate:
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Physically I'm at work; mentally I'm here:
Well, so this is a thing:
The Undertaker surprised the NBA Champion Cleveland Cavs for their home opener, and Kevin Love looks so happy.
And now, this guy:
My struggle:
Inspirational story alert!
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Neighborhood Reacts Appropriately
Me when I'm trying to life:
One of the first Imgur posts I saved.
Have I mentioned that I'm excited for election season to be over?
Found this on the ground on my way to work today. Thought you guys might be interested.
I just want someone to look at me the way Beyonce looks at Obama.
Dropping a bomb here:
The irony of 2016.
MRW there are donuts in the breakroom and I'm walking back to my desk:
My mom just emailed asking if I still wanted this box.
This guy is literally my idol.
Me trying to go from Usersub to the FP:
MRW I'm trying to sleep and somebody's fucking alarm is going off and I can't find which phone it is:
Steve Bannon looks like the counselor from Orange is the New Black if he fell on hard times and became an alcoholic.
Me coming back to work after the holiday break:
Each of these really made me laugh for it's own reason.
Exactly.
Aren't we all, Harold. Aren't we all.
Anybody else get this? I don't even know what I've done this time.
Rush Limbaugh right now:
Life advice.