What a silly man.
Life
Urgh, being an introvert is so hard omfg.
MRW people tell you to put a smile on my face
Facebook with their finger on the pulse
Animators are really getting a realistic tit jiggle these days.
MRW imgur and tumblr posts are all about college life, homework, class culture, getting your first job etc. and I'm a 35 yr old divorced adult with 12 years of full time employment.
This deserves to show up in someone's fp dump next week.
Flat chested.
#prayforparis
Found in a Sherlock Holmes games by a Ukranian studio. Check the mug shot.
Pro dad-instincts.
Owl: "Fuuuuuuuuck Yooooooouuuuuu!"
Food tip: Bake a mini-Camembert in the middle of your pizza because fuck it, let's die young.
If I get to have as much fun just once as Terry Crews does every day, I'll die happy.
*Disgruntled tutting*
For a 56 yr old woman, Emma Fucking Thompson blows my mind.
How I make plans
Well, she's a 'musician', kinda.
Doc Martens are making TMNT boots
Fallout 4 getting in on that Avengers/Justice League money.
Père Lachaise, Paris
Modern romance
It can't be the drink's fault, it only hurts when I stop
Celebrating the small victories.
How to dress as a minion for less than $1
Slight bug in reporting bugs
I, er... sure, why not?
Americans, how do you eat this stuff?
Fallout Cat
I'm not witty enough to caption these but somebody made Lego meme templates!
We've reached peak "Disney princesses reimagined as..."
Fighting the pirates of darkwater must be ADORABLE!
You won't believe your eyes when you see this death-defying feet.
Professor X and Hulk take some time off
You IRL
Cedric Diggory in memoriam
Cell-shade face paint for comic book/cartoon characters
I'm sure it's because they were excited about getting grandchildren.
The Gladiator spider is more proactive in its hunting approach
My favourite piece of out-of-context life advice.
Phi Phi O'Hara Cosplay
The Ikea riots
It's a... er?
Someone asked for jokes and I didn't even get a dv
So there was a little disruption in Manchester this afternoon.
Well played, Britain.
Follow the Lego brick road.
The guys from the IT Crowd in tiny cars advertising Fallout 4
The closest I get to offering advice.
Could you draw Columbo playing a Sega Game Gear while a drunken Magnum PI cuddles his knee please?
The knee-ro gotham deserves
That's not ok, Ireland.
Lost in translation
Coral Coral