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Aug 5, 2021 12:53 PM

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She's like that WW2 soldier who took too many pills.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

New strategy: always give the ball to 19

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck number 20

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is actually why no one wants to see women’s soccer. Anyone can run through a non-existing defence.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Beast mode activated. Love the howl at the end.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was some awful defense.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's what happens when you play in Dorothy's ruby slippers.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"not today, bitches!" still fun to watch

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In men's football he would have been rolling on the ground after first slide tackle.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

My take on when ever this is reposted is that people who have only seen a couple of women's soccerball games know more that everyone else.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Barcelona's women's team played 34 league games last season, and won 33 of them. Scored 167 goals, conceded 15.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mode AF.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well, it's unfair, cause if a dude tried to do it they'd HAVE to stop immediately and start crying. Fight for equality!! /s

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She got it done !!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s her magic red shoes!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If that had been mens footy, N019 would have been rolling around like a nutter on the ground with a fake look of agony all over the face!??

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is what I always say about the "men" diving. Get up quick, shift it and you might still be in possession. Been loving the women's >

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

> olympic events for reasons such as this clip

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Women’s football is so badass. Too bad it’s so marginalised.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

It sucks balls. It's less physical, less technical, less tactical, much slower, and just hard to watch.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

You think female soccer is bad? Have you seen WNBA? I’ll never understand why they don’t lower the hoops.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I don't really follow football but, from what I've seen, females are better at resilience to harm. And more spiteful

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

genuinely, what I hate more than flopping - the clearly intentional trip attempt, and then the hands in the air like "I didn't do anything"

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

and it happens more than once, number 8 tried to straight up cross check her.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they won 1-0

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

6-1 technically, but who's counting.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The refs, hopefully

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not a huge soccer fan, but how is the #20 takedown not a foul? Is there any sport where it's legal to kick a player's leg from behind?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I dont know my of anything about soccer, but isnt it an illegal move to do the slide kick thing from behind?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If green would have stayed down the ref would have called a red card because the blue player was the last person on defense

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Only illegal to foul the player.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok fire the entire defence in the other team.

4 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 8

I mean I get it but I wonder how far into the game they were, how many KM the defenders had run, how fresh her legs were, that kind of thing

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fair point

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or reward the amazing offense?

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

They rewarded each other by running they're tiddies together

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Was it? Where were her teammates while she was hauling butt across the field to make that goal?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That defense was poor. Including the awful slide tackle.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Both?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd turn around like *points* pathetic! *Points* loser *points* you outta breath or somethin?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keeper did not come out far enough to cut the angle.

4 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 10

I was a keeper for 10 years and I just yelled the same thing!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She was too stunned to move.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Terrible defense aswell, like most highlight clips.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

And wtf was #7 doing, it's like she just put her foot out there to say she tried.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keeper is positioned fine in relation to the ball. It's not hockey where you can actually cover almost every angle.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's actually backing off also... never do that in this situation.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am (was) a keeper. The sooner you come out to cut down the angle of the striker, the harder their shot will be.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the easier it will be to move it around you when they have the speed advantage. I'm also a goalie.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, definitely the keeper's fault on that one...

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Partly, yeah.... to slow of the line and doesn't pressure the attacker. Same for no7 who should have blasted the ball sideways or blocked

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, and her left shoelace was slightly too loose. Obviously." -me, relaxing on couch, about to devour another handful of cheesy poofs

4 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 4

I'm not be a player, but watchin it for 30 years i know when good players do their job. The involvment by blue 18, 7 and goalie is just bad

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

20 lucky she got up and kept going. Wouldve been a red.

4 years ago | Likes 415 Dislikes 6

Clearly aimed to trip and not going for the ball.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That’s a good ref, playing advantage

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 … 19’s unrelenting focus on the objective … err … goal … is phenomenal!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also looked like 8 grabbed at her.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

yep, you caught it. Wasn't even close to ball contact, either, just roughing her up. Why is that shit allowed?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah this isn't the bitchy men's league.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Red and Yellows have created a culture of fakers and it's nice to see this woman being a bigger badass than any fifa dude.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah they need to have people who are committed to checking the falls and giving a signal to the ref. They gotta crack down on it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This comment hurts Neymar!!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Wasn't last man ... ehm ... woman. Yellow + free kick it would've been.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah it was. That final defended was way late to the party and only got there because she tripped.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We probably need a different camera angle for that

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The players in Women's soccer are a lot tougher. They don't play the games the men do.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

If this was men’s soccer they would have been on the ground crying for 2p minutes

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She knew it too. Look at her “oops” hand gesture when she’s getting up

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Oops gesture? She's saying "That's not my fault", although as you can clearly see, she was never going to contact the ball, and was a foul.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I do NOT miss officiating soccer. At all.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*football

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

7 didn't commit to the 50/50 ball

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No it's okay, 20 raised her hands after the tackle which means it was clean.

4 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 2

That shitty move disgusts me, and just about everyone else. Refs should be able to card for that bullshit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

“I did not touch her…with my hand”

4 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

"Oh hai Mark!"

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Right! And that b^t*h has the balls to throw her hands up like she was innocent. There are no style points in soccer, but this should get +5

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s women’s football, not men’s.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This. Premier League dude would have been rolling on the ground clutching his gooch.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm curious why soccer people think there are circumstances where that deliberate trip on the ground is not a red card

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Because its a play on since she got back up.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm curious why a self-implied NON-soccer person thinks they know the game and its rules better

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

cause you're also going for the ball

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Read the Advantage Rule, Barcelona's #19 was better served not have a foul called as the referee decided to let her go on.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right, score the goal, and then red card the Tripper

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless the advantage rule says that red cards are ignored, it would still be a red card after the advantage is over

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1) Not ignored because is the referee who ultimately decides what comes next, in this case the referee decided the play continues.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2) Also #19 didn't stop, pass the ball back or kick it outside to signal foul, she kept going.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this was men playing half the field would be flopping around "injured".

4 years ago | Likes 908 Dislikes 81

making million if not billions more for some reason

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Afraid to say this is no longer true I swapped watching the men to the women years ago because of that but now the women do it too, it's sad

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Including a guy at the back who wasn't even involved

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If half of you guys who come with this comment on every soccer post actually watched women's soccer it would be more popular than men.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

read my mind

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If that were men, this would never have been a goal... That defense was horrible. Also the "injured" flopping is called tactics, but some1/2

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I agree here with you arent that good at acting and overdo it making it look ridiculous. It also goes the other direction with 2/3

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tactical fouls where they foul you on purpose, which in my opinion is worse because people actually get hurt. Also you gotta take in 3/4

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That same stretch would've taken 10 minutes, with 4 yellow cards, 4 free kicks, and a warning to the coach for arguing with the judge

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If this was men playing it would also be 1.5x faster.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

And the defending wouldn't be people haphazardly throwing themselves around .

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily. If there's a clear path to shoot, they'll get up and continue the play.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Except those women actually are injured. I counted at least 8 broken ankles.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you people only watch football via Imgur gifs...

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

EXACTLY! Even being young and playing against girls, shin on shin, they don't even hesitate. Fearless.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Not the best video to leave this comment on given the state of the defending on show

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

If this was men, this goal wouldn't have happened, because the above defending is absolute garbage.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 15

Messy! Messy! Messy!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a girls soccer game finishing up before my step-son's soccer game. Their game was fun to watch....his not so much. Lost 9-2. >>

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>> This is travel league during this past spring. So glad that horrible season is over.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 2

Fus Ro Dah!

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

This is why I don’t like soccer.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Halitosis is no joke.

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I think you need to watch some proper football.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You mean rugby?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hehe, rugby is nice, but good football is better.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're probably right, but there would also be 10 times as many people watching. So there's that...

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

What does that have to do with it tho?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Such an embarrassing comment

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 11

Ah common it is so true. All the neimars out there ruin this game. Does it hurt? Maybe? Can you walk? Yes? Than do it and stfu.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Then stop watching football with players like "neimar"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Why?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing… girls must be tougher.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

Girls are also way slower, weaker, and lighter, if you get tackled by a girl it isn’t nearly as painful. Not sayin flopping ain’t a thing,

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Just to put it in perspective. Any national level female soccer team gets run over by 15 year old boys.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 10

It's one like 10 second gif.... You can find videos of Ronaldo riding tackles out too.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

No chance must be fake.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Women's football is pretty badass

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

If they could also play, that would be much better

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Like every male team does amazing every match....

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"they" meaning who lmao only dudes who went to school with shitty girls teams (or got rejected by a soccer player lol) think like this

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'm referring to pro ones; the level is still pretty low, if you compare them to female tennis/volley and other sports players.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Serious question, how did you make that comparison?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2