s1yb00ts

157024 pts · March 24, 2013


There is nothing about turtles/tortoises that I trust. Something is seriously off with them and I swear on my life that I. will. expose them... - Why do they have shells? Wtf are they planning in there? - Why do they move so slow? It comes across as smug, they know something we don’t. - How can something navigate the ocean so well with full cloud cover and lack of stars to guide them? - How do feet so small create enough toque for them to have so much mobility while fully submerged? - How can a creature dominate both land and sea? $&@!ing pick one. - How can they live over 150 years. Nothing should live that long, there are forces from another realm at play here. Wake up. Before it’s too late. I’m about to blow the lid off this whole case.

Omg my wife caught me playing piano passionately

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They're doing the Lords work

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Incredibly unsatisfying

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I made this for you guys.

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Finally, a solution

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Some welding porn for you fine folks over imgur

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Bold AF

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Babylon Bee’s response to “Cuties” got a good laugh from me.

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Can I take you out for some pickle juice?

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9th cake day post!!!

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Someone finally said it

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Some notes I took on life over the last few years. Thought I’d share for anyone interested.

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The chosen one

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Shiiiiiiiiiiiit man

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A moment of gratefulness.

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A family friendly thocial media thite

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They knew...

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Brace yourselves boys and girls.

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Boycott this crap...

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This one made me laugh

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We need to go back

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This topic catches a lot of heat on here

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I just live my life.

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“Hey babe! Hahaha...oh...”

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God bout’ to drop some heat.

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San Francisco 2:00pm PDT

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One of the funnier comment chains I’ve been a part of.

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I had to google how to beat the last boss on shadow of the colossus and due to it being a puzzle battle game it left me with the lingering feeling of I didn’t REALLY beat the game. I cheated

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This is going to hurt a lot of people’s feelings and I’m ok with that

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Pro tip.

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I always upvote ZoomZoomLagoon

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Give him a break, he’s a visual learner.

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Red Olive Lobster Garden

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White people right now greeting black people by saying black lives matter.

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Can anyone help??

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Getting hot in the Jesus fandom

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A meme Inspired short story

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Well this is a new feeling.

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I’ve got a lot of questions for Wish?

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There has to be a better way

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They see me rollin’

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I feel that this is important. Many will disagree and that’s ok.

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