Goop
Two kinds of people.
Beans beans beans beans beansbeans beans beans beans beans beans
Come as you are
Adopting a cat, and scaring my wife at the same time.
Sounds like something out of a sitcom
Why, you little shit!
Six foot turkey? You are alive when they start to eat you.
A Gathering of Witches
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
If Ross were in Mortal Kombat, Pt. 2
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Foxes have been known to urinate on hedgehogs to force them to unroll before eating them.
Meth is a hell of a drug.
The key to my....erm....heart.
A glimpse of the future.
Ribbed for her pleasure
Why don't you love me, Jenny?
If Ross was in Mortal Kombat
Mind? Nothing would delight me more.
Yeah....he came for the Chiefs.
Guy tells an obscure wrestler that he died in 2004.
This woman makes the coolest macarons!!!
Have a Tutti Frutti Christmas!!!!
The Final Thoughts
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Grammy's 2020
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The Dino that Death Forgot....oh....Nevermind
Fill 'er up
So, at sunrise, I get to knock your brains out.
This was a dream I had.
Here's to gettin' through another lousy day.
THE DESTRUCTOR HAS BEEN CHOSEN!!!
Wel....That escalated quickly.
It's straight Fyre!!!
"This game reminds me of you, dad."
I think I stumbled into the weird side of the Christmas Forest.
MRW when the waiter forgot which pizza I ordered.
What in....
HOLY MOLEY!
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Burn, bay, burn! O'Driscoll Inferno!
Merry Christmas Imgur!!!
Look, stick! Stick, stupid! Fetch the stick, girl!
So that's it huh? We're some kind of White Walker Squad?
Why me?
Crackin a cold one with the boys
Sansa and Lady
Chekhov's Gun (GoT S05 Finale Spoilers in description)
BOOM!!!!
MRW The opposing army's commander is being a dick.
Dream Home? More like Nightmare Home.
Porggy Devito
I'm such a fatass.
Last night's Game of Thrones had me thinking of something that Tyrion said a while back.