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InvictusXYZrwr
Brain-damaged mute solves complex vector problems by trial and error for ancient robot.
TheRadicalizedYouth
The Talos Principle?
toriapinklotus
Zelda.....
DeltaByte
Hob
brobot
Portal!
Ventralfinn
Portal
FreakAndi
Portal 2
DearSweetBabyYoda
Portal
GameCrazed
Battletoads
aPokal
Breath of the wild
parallelchild
Lmao
MofongoBalls
!
WhispererInDorkness
I could hear that!
sihark
havent played a singel metal gear game and i could hear it
Zenshien
Metal gear solid
MofongoBalls
I thought about just putting "LA-LI-LU-LE-LO"
TheBorkanator
A family that constantly hunts down an old man in his home
MouthyLurker
Kill Dr. Lucky
CarnackiArdent
... There's a video game version of Kill Dr. Lucky?
scarletstone42
Castlevania series
Audioclark
The daughter of a rich man destroys and desecrates burial chambers of ancient peoples while at the same killing vast amounts of other people
WrongReference
Pokemon
TheBorkanator
Tomb raider
Pen15000
Battletoads
SincerePlatypus
They saud badly
DearSweetBabyYoda
Tomb Raider
PorneliusHubertII
Tomb Raider
corpusceno
Tomb raider
Skeith154
Tomb raider.
BastardMan1977
guy gets gun goes pew pew pew gets hat gets drunk gets horse dies
Cheeseyyy
Rdr 2
ash96GiraffeMonster
Rooting Tooting Gun Shooting 2?
justcallmeheyyou
Battletoads
AlphaMayle
RDR2?
BastardMan1977
You know it :)
AlphaMayle
I haven't played the story, might tho
BastardMan1977
Bro, what are you even doing with your life. One of the best single player stories in a long time, maybe ever.
AlphaMayle
Alright I'll start it soon
FrankieValleyAndTheFourKindgoms
Monkey chases down crocodile who stole his bananas
scarletstone42
Donkey Kong Country. And he's an ape.
davidspatterson863
Diddy was a Monkey and Kong was gorilla
FrankieValleyAndTheFourKindgoms
I achieved an accurate bad description then
alkalannar
If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey. Even if it has a monkey kind of shape.
DrGIN
Diddy was a monkey, though.
williagr
King K. Rool is a monkey then too.
aerobeatle82
Disembodied head eats all the pills trying to find a fruit flavored drug that will finally scare away the ghosts he's running from
allmj
Luigis mansion
TheOneTrueWaldo
DR MARIO!!!
TheOneTrueWaldo
Weird, about an hour after I posted this, google play recommended a new dr. Mario game...... some big brother shit going on
Pen15000
Battletoads
DearSweetBabyYoda
50/50 pacman ms. Pacman
baddiepro2260
>he's
DigiT00l
The comment includes a gendered pronoun
BenSnow97
Bad bot
DigiT00l
Nah, just my speech patterns
StarmineRendezvous
"he's running from" Pacman. ;)
aerobeatle82
I was thinking of adding "second game, slap a bow on it"
torillatavataan
Only the mistakes remain. Any successes instantly vanish.
utur
Tetris
mymalcontentaccount
Tetris
Skeith154
Undertale.
WhereCanYouSeeLions
Tetris
NineByNine
Tetris. Easypeasy.
inolongercareaboutthis
Robot lies about baked goods
MrSrt
Matrix ps2
TotallyNotGLaDOS
I would never lie
InternetFail
Portal 2
Pen15000
Battletoads
Brandaves
You're the best kind of troll...no one's truly hurt and yet...
CaramelSuitTray
Portal
Abi53
The cake is a lie
superbob201
A training simulation for global thermonuclear war
DarthMallius
Real life?
diontheunstable
60 seconds?
SqueezitTheClown
DEFCON
DearSweetBabyYoda
Civ 1, all AI is ghandi
eppykaze
The stuff that creates nightmares
DurteeDaiperz
DEFCON
tomtomson
Tic Tac Toe? Hopefully this is a war games reference.
superbob201
We have a winner
tomtomson
That was a good one.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Missile Command
meganical
Fallout
Counterfit
WarGames ?
Somewhatawesome
Worms
brobot
Small child quells machine apocalypse with weaponized lemons
Pen15000
Battletoads
alnilamhydra
You love some fucking battletoads don’t you?!
thisguy79
Nah, just really committed to a rather played out joke.
Goegtoe
I enjoyed this one so very much.
DearSweetBabyYoda
Cave Johnson?
FreakAndi
Rumors confirmed, Cave Johnson is getting his own game.
talianagisan
I wouldn't mind that.
scarletstone42
Mega Man
brobot
Yep!
allmj
This has been my favorite so far. It took me a real long time and i ended up having to cheat
bruudwin
wait. whats lemons got to do with megaman
011100000110100101100101
The little energy balls he shoots. Watch this video for context: https://youtu.be/8FpigqfcvlM
bruudwin
thanks :D
EdelwoodHikes
This lizard is on fire. Free healthcare. Expensive bikes.
ZachTheDisturber
Pokémon
gotanymoreofthemzubats
Croc: Legend of the Gobos
youknowwhatreallygrindsmygears42069
GOTTA CATCH ALL THE BALLS
Imalwaysready
I don't understand how that economy works at all. And don't even get me started on the child welfare laws...
MouthyLurker
MarioKart
boogablend
Dude that bike was like a million bucks, or we made ¢2 for every battle
acousticmusack
Canada SIM
SimpleNinja
Too easy
brobot
Pokémon
DearSweetBabyYoda
Red version?
LordofSandvich
Whichever one you picked Charmander in. Or... actually a lot of the Fire types.
britneyslears
Pokemon
Pen15000
Battletoads
WalkingWithPythons
Man you posting this on every reply is lame as hell
AardnT
r/whoosh
BlurryAF
I once stood outside a bike rally an yelled "show me you tits" for 3 hours. Probably heard no a million times, but brother there was a yes
superbob201
Sounds like a Digimon knockoff
ZER0425
Pokemon ?
xcopperx
Gex 64
lfgnjrp
I seriously thought this to.
nsaladbar
Spyro
CaptainPicardsflute
Bikes in Spyro?
OohhJoanieLovesChachi
Skateboards in Spyro.
Yuktio
Card games on motorcycles?
Skeith154
That's totally pokemon. Red or blue. Charmander baby!
HoneNathan
Yellow as its the only one you're guaranteed a charmander!
SwitchPup
You can choose it as your starter in the other two, though?
HoneNathan
Yes you CAN choose it, but if you dont you have to trade for it. Yellow you're guaranteed all of them.
icantgetthegreeceoffmyeuros
Chimpokomon
IShootVertically
I got Shoe!
Vergenbuurg
Billis75
I got lambtron!
muysfsu
Man does psychedelics while looking for his girlfriend.
corpusceno
Mario
allmj
Borderlands 2
TheBeanBurritoExpert
Braid
WussupVoltage
Deadspace?
Percevaus
Far cry 3
freakydeath33
halo
EzraFell
Mario.
muysfsu
Yup! Someone had to hit em' with an easy one.
DrunkenJedi
I guessed Braid but then I remembered the twist
BylawsBarrister
Either Mario or Shadows of the Damned
superbest
PAC-Man
Pen15000
Battletoads
sammyismycat
Pacman!
TeePee50
The Witcher 3
Kaytrox
Geralt is looking for his daughter..
weaselodoom
Catherine
HolyOldRoman
Link?
WrongReference
I bet its pokemon
CatTranslator
That's easy. Bioshock 3.
NotSoSmartAlek
err, no, he's looking for his daughter and there's... okay, there's drugs, but they're not psychedelic. much.
hrith
Silent Hill?
TehStephen
Alan wake
Jupiterseyes
Resi evil 7
freeatlast
Zelda?
ElBerto0
Fallout 4
RexFaith
Farcry 3
acertainjenesaisquoi
Far cry 3?
wabitgirl
I really, really appreciate this comment XD
AGiantSlor
This is also very correct
muysfsu
Haha, not my first intention, but ill allow it!
Percevaus
You meant Mario then?
DonTeis195
Mario but GTA 4 is acceptable too
AlphaMayle
Heavy rain?
ghiiiyref
Lmao you're so bad at this game it's killing me! Thanks for the laughs kid
KILLERMCPAIN
We happy few?
dawsmart2007
So many!
claytonmachine95
We Happy Few
dogsarebetterthanhuman
Postal 2
Craftycutts
Far cry 3
CabNumber1729
Me at a festival.
NotSoSmartAlek
Burning Man?
CabNumber1729
School bake sale with hometown teen bamds.
MathGoat
Psychonauts
RatPhync
Max payne.
AwesomeTeddybear
That's a good guess :D
kanoPositivityMaker
Narcotics for sure
muysfsu
Yooooooo, this is an acceptable second place to my description. +1 dude!
thisguyonline1988
Its what i thought first as well
Bomchickawahwah
But his wife dies at the start of the game?
HoneNathan
Hence girlfriend.
[deleted]
[deleted]
HoneNathan
But we're not talking about his wife.
EzraFell
Ron Perlman tells us that conflict is constant.
erikleorga
Too f-ing easy.
DearSweetBabyYoda
Fallout
Skeith154
Fallout 4
EzraFell
Fallout 1 and 2, would be my preference.
superbob201
Fallout
Pen15000
Battletoads
ArtOzz
Was that seriously him?
xars
all the way back to the original fallout, yeah
genericusernamewastaken
Yep
ArtOzz
Neat.
LawyerUpAndDivorce
Fun fact he is also in the game! Using some clever console commands you can get in the same room as him when he does the credits
EntropyReign
in the first 4. he also does some voice work for charters, does a party member in fallout...tactics? i think?
yesithinkishall
He was an NPC in fallout 2 I think. A caravan owner
Gayforbae
Yep, wven briefly in fo76
MildlyConcernedTV
He was also the TV newsman in fallout 4 when you run towards the bunker
EvilMadMonk
Kallistonia
Is that 76? It looks good
EvilMadMonk
lol no it is Fallout4 with companions, Fallout76 looks nothing like that.
Kallistonia
Never seen fallout 4 look so good, what're the mods?
EvilMadMonk
ENB and weather mods can make a Huge difference, i use Ghost ENB https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/31108 with NAC and
ZLOK
All of them.
gospelofmillim
Italian man does parkour through infinite dimensions to find his girlfriend over and over again for eternity
Pen15000
Battletoads
DearSweetBabyYoda
Mario although this could be Ezio lol
meganical
More like, “to find a girlfriend”
AlphaMayle
Mario
allmj
This makes me realize how similar mario and assassins creed 2 kinda are haha
torillatavataan
Super Mario Maker 2 endless mode?
MrBlinkco
Big tiddy lady does stuff with hair.
Chiperson
Shantae
scarletstone42
Bayonetta
AlexisWalker
I was gonna say Shantae
talianagisan
Why? Has Shantae used the power of hair to?
YangKoete
Her upgrades are shampoo and conditioner.
leshawk
Yep, it's her basic attack animation. Hair whipping.
AmericanSatan
You're a mute, alcoholic under water abducting little girls.
fhfhfhfhfhfh
Battletoads
Somewhatawesome
Real Life!
jmeyers1983
Jeffrey Epstein?
pikmin7113000
bioshock
AmericanSatan
ilovecake
Mr Bubbles!
StriderBaggins
Bioshock
AmericanSatan
tomtomson
"4 year old with lightning powers, fights deep sea divers in his home town to help is new friend save his family." also bioshock.
IAmACyberneticOrganismLivingTissueOverEndoskeleton
Being a midget is cheating
MrSleepyguy
VR shooters?
justcallmeheyyou
Battletoads
Lemau
Pavlov VR
Junktrunkjunkie
Any fighting game ever.
ErisRose
Ark
StriderBaggins
GoldenEye
IAmACyberneticOrganismLivingTissueOverEndoskeleton
Hell yes
nottoday13
No Oddjob!
BlurryAF
Wasn't the guy with the metal chin that was like the opposite of Oddjob, super tall
NoDogeMemesHere
Metal guy is jaws oddjob is from gold finger he’s not a midget but he’s shorter than bond
sihark
enslaving slime to poop for all eternity so you can make a profit
toriapinklotus
Minecraft?
NineByNine
fuck yes slimerancher
shatterstar22
Slime rancher
sihark
correct
MrSicks
Spend hours, if not years trying to prepare everyone for coming conflict...that they don't really believe is coming. Ending is trichromatic.
thefatlonelyjew
CIV V lol
Abi53
Mass effect!! My favourite games. 1-3 only
Skeith154
Glorious Mass Effect.
wENNERWINNER
Edf
alsoAzrael
Far Cry 5 from the perspective of The Father.
MystBook
Fall out
DearSweetBabyYoda
Mass Effect trilogy
Johnnothe
Mass Effect. Easy
diontheunstable
Is it true the fourth made the third look good?
Karmak
No, people just like to blow things so far out of proportion you need to use AU's instead of km/miles to calculate the bs in the whining.
BlurryAF
Unfortunately yes. Honestly it's a lot of other trilogy games. The first was the best IMO
PinkLlamaShark
Andromeda a good game, now that all the issues got fixed. Almost like it wasn't ready to be released when it was.
BlurryAF
It wasn't, sidelined for ages too work on Anthem. Still fked up Anthem haha... I preordered it
MarysueUltrabittch
FABLE 3
Wfix
I love that you said Fable 3! I am still not over the fable games!!
BlurryAF
F***k that peace of trash game
Jocktopus
I really liked it, but I know it's not the same as the first two games.
Valkyr1987
I respect your right to say such horrible things but fuck you
BlurryAF
I still play the first 2 but 3 was so far fked. My PERSONAL OPINION, but yes from the "map" too there leveling system...beat it but hate it
lurkylurkylurky
You Have Died.
Alysaere
I Expect You To Die
mistvan
Oregon trail.
Oinkgur
of Dysentery
DearSweetBabyYoda
Soul games
pookieeatworld
Dark souls.
mymalcontentaccount
Oregon Trail
Oinkgur
of Dysentery
YouAreTheInsultMaster
Oregon Trail
Oinkgur
of Dysentery
nohomecanada
Harvesting those fake internet points, I see
Oinkgur
Yeah - both of them! :3
jery007
Dark souls
Oinkgur
..of Dysentery
QuamvisSintSubAqua
Space quest!
drdesertfox
Literally any of the Dark Souls games
MrSrt
Sims
Silvervox325
Disqualified, this is an excellent summary
josephcsernik2
Minit
Skeith154
Dark Souls 3
DeltaByte
Manual Samuel
LankyBootyGriswald
Minecraft. Souls says "You died".
lurkylurkylurky
Ah, dang, you're right. My memory tripped me up.
AlexisWalker
Run recovery.exe
ImClearlyInsane
it's okay- they said "badly describe"- I think you're still in the clear.
LankyBootyGriswald
Instructions unclear. Got dick stuck in First Flame.
inolongercareaboutthis
Dude appears out of nowhere and yells at things until they die.
AlphaMayle
I actually don't know
Dionysianmasks
Fuus ro dah!
EzraFell
Kirby
NotSoSmartAlek
he doesn't yell, he sucks.
SirSciencewastaken
Mic Kirby would like a word with you.
Sadoun
Skyrim?
inolongercareaboutthis
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Sadoun
I'm ready for my dinner. Where can I get it?
DummyThiccStealyBoi
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!
HelloToe
ThatRandomCanadian
Borderlands *2*
DummyThiccStealyBoi
samtherat6
Borderlands
DummyThiccStealyBoi
Indeed
DaveTBull
2nd*
DummyThiccStealyBoi
Also, indeed.
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
Man literally to angry to die
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
Yes to everyone. Holy shit
NikaTakizawa
Doom lol
Skeith154
Asura's Wrath
allmj
Lego starwars
Sigma1204
Darth Maul, though he somehow still hasn't gotten a game yet
UlliUlli
Or god of war
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
andreyhimself
Anger comes from his dead bunny.
Freakingdoomguy
Hi
MalletBallet
Hatred
Daemoneyes
Scarface. Damage fills a meter, once full you can enter rage mode, you are invincible and dont have to reload while constantly cursing.
ViperSwingx
That one game
CharmingPrism
Toy story 2 Action game
ARoseByAnotherUsernameWouldSmellAsSweet
Well, I sure did lose it
ZiggyStar1984
Intelligent Cube
SherMattLockSmith
The game.
AMutatedWorm
Knack 2 baby!
sway073
Robot roller Derby disco dodgeball
riksaofire7
Goat Simulator
Blackrabbit256
Battletoads and double dragon
Pen15000
Battletoads
LePetitDino
Battletoads
laestrella
Zelda oot
Broxzier
Battlefrogs
QuixoticGoingDjinn
Battletoads 2
PiggyWobbles
electric toadaloo
ssmarbe99242
The game. I, and now you all just lost it...
dford145
I was gonna say battletoads but it’s definitely battletoads 2
jellybeansRAWOFCOURSE
Battletoads
Tonsofun101
Battletoads
BlueWaffleHouse
^ Best answer
thegreatatuin
Knack 2 baby!!
MrMineHeads
GOTY 2019
TheWonderfulWizardofBaas
Awww yeeah, Knack is back baybeeeeee!
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
Knack 2 the Future babyyyyyyy
rdykgo
Battletoads
NairouTryyshokk
Battletoads
DWGifWrecker
No man sky
kidafrika2020
Jet set radio future
LankyBootyGriswald
I still listen to that soundtrack.
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
But nobody ever remembers the name +1
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
Fuck yeah came with the first xbox
BlurryAF
Fun fact: that's the second game for that title. The first came as jet set radio. Dreamcast if memory serves
meganical
Well, I guess this wins for describing a game as badly as possible
fairybug
The one with the thing or the one with the stuff?
HULKSMASS
Crowbar
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Hotline Miami
MrSrt
cavymeister
Orange box
Pen15000
Battletoads
AlphaMayle
Half life, GMOD
Bahumet
Halflife
rocketdonkey
Infinitely falling boxes are manipulated to tightest formation in an existentially challenging ever increasing pace only to disappear
rainehdaze
I misread that as bones
AlphaMayle
Tetris
megamike98
... this is to well described
Bedrock2015
*too
EmmaReiki
Soviet russia?
CharmingPrism
What's the point of it all when you're building a wall and in front of your eyes it disappears.
ChloeRed
I am the man....
rocketdonkey
I am the walrus
SquanchSanchez
OCD sky cubes.
upfr0mhere
Space Invaders
Pen15000
Battletoads
Kjasi
Beat Saber
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
Escaped prisoner runs around killing everything in sight, and screaming at the top of his lungs
[deleted]
[deleted]
ImgurUsernameispending
the suffering? Holy shit, no one ever knows what I'm talking about with that, didya play Ties That Bind?
[deleted]
[deleted]
ImgurUsernameispending
Feralblowfish
Every elder Scrolls game
DoughSlayer
Sims. Never got any good at that.
vegitarianpineapple
Is this Skyrim? This seems like Skyrim.
baddiepro2260
SCUM
SkeletorScreaming
Wolfenstein
PorneliusHubertII
Doom
Doxite
That's like 1/3 of all RPGs. And there's always a sewer level
Doxite
Todd Howard disliked this comment
TheS4ndm4n
Serious sam
NotSoSmartAlek
He wasn't a prisoner, he was in the military.
litterallysatan
Doom
meekocerasOg
Any twelve year old on GTA online
TheDoobyRanger
Wolfenstein3D
Pen15000
Battletoads
thethingsgopop
SCP-096
Skeith154
Skyrim. Might have said oblivion, but .... its skyrim.
ZiggyStar1984
Mario
acidlemon
Pacman
JaketheLate
Most of the god of war series?
jarjaristhesenate
Wolfenstein
xcarlagunodx10
The first Dark Souls
snusthewarrior
Borderlands 2 Krieg?
WrongReference
Pokemon easy, next
DarkestKink
Mario Paint
Vierikai
Rage of Demons
AlphaMayle
Man hunt
luciferian669
If only they made another one, think the closest that came to it was hatred but it was PC only sob sob
alnilamhydra
I wish they would make another ManHunt game!
muysfsu
This was first to my mind. But skyrim makes sense of the screaming.
amtone23
Great game
DearSweetBabyYoda
Skyrim
Zephyr86
This is the correct answer.
SergeantTerryJeffords
Dishonored
DarthMallius
Naaaah, Corvo is unhelpfully silent even when noises like "No I didn't kill the empress" would be helpful.
ponystamp
I'm sad that oblivion, where you literally start in a jail cell, is forgotten
nzgeek
You could say that memories of that game have been condemned... to oblivion...
Ahumblebubble
It's not really. He just doesn't scream at the top of his lungs. Skyrim prisoner does.
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
Starting as a prisoner is Elder Scrolls’ thing. It makes you a nameless nobody, so you can put your own backstory in the blank
PiggyWobbles
he got big lungs
wodensday
saint's row 2
bippityboppitybuttsex
there are space rocks, I spin around and shoot them
Pen15000
Battletoads
AlphaMayle
No man's sky or asteroid
CaramelSuitTray
Asteroids
DearSweetBabyYoda
Asteroids
bippityboppitybuttsex
Nope, postal.
BastardMan1977
Asteroid
bippityboppitybuttsex
Dude, how did you figure it out?!?!?!?
BastardMan1977
Being over 40 helps
bippityboppitybuttsex
I am over 50... I still play asteroids on my PC
meganical
I thought Galaga but that’s not really spinning
glitchead
Could be any game in space. Elite Dangerous?
Freakingdoomguy
Oh I fuckin love elite dangerous, put on some 80s music and do some bounty hunting
brobot
FURRIES! IN! SPAAAAAACE!
chbarts
Secret NASA Training Program.
SkittlezCodeBaker
Mass Effect depending on your definition of furry
pronato
Considering this is the only one where you can actually fuck fursonas, it's the furriest
cuntymcuntface
Wing Commander
Pen15000
Battletoads
weaselodoom
About the only time that it fits here
ImAlwaysChasingLimes
Kerbal
logger5
Ratchet and clank
DearSweetBabyYoda
Star fox
mann0311
Lol a 40k reference but not sure what game.
ArtOzz
Ratchet and Clank falls into this category too.
Gizzie
Space Station 13
Sawrock
That's a bit byond the scope most people would know, don't you think? Wonderful choice, in any case.
RavianGale
I wouldn't dream that space station 13 would ever become common knowledge. I have seen a game inspired by it though.
Sawrock
The joke was that "beyond" was written as "byond", due to the platform SS13 uses. Out of curiosity, which game has taken inspiration?
RavianGale
And I was referring to dream maker, a program byond uses. =P Meeple Station has taken inspiration.
Fangtooth
Specifically Citadel. Others too but Citadel tops 'em all for the number of furries.
whatwhatwhonow
https://youtu.be/URJ_qSXruW0
MattMcC980
Trials in tainted space
LocalZoophile
Nice.
TwentyFifthBaam
Hahaha! I just started playing it!
ColonelCasual
I'm more of a CoC guy myself, but you rock
HoneNathan
Same. Someday I'll have to start YET ANOTHER file and actually complete it now its finished.
AliasPR
Sadly, fenoxo completely abandoned coc for tits. But! There is a CoC2 and it is a very nice upgrade
Jadecomet
Yeah the original was abandoned but there's still the Revamp mod
DocZero
I wonder how many hits they just got.
darkdiamond87
Tru
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
BlurryAF
Not gonna lie, I checked your comments. You really only post the one Gif, savage
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
CallChaos
FenrisZeroSC
Ha. It spells Tits.
Dreigiau
its fantasy companion is Corruption of Champions
FenrisZeroSC
That a new dnd module?
Dreigiau
Ah, sure, let's go with that. Yep.
acertainjenesaisquoi
I think this is slightly more than furries.